Haha I mean, I am pretty new, and i bet the stories are hilarious. Yesterday somone took me to private only to ask me if I could drink a soda, and burp as loud as possible. Awesome.
AlexLady said:This isn't really a request. But I was being nice one day and not banning people on the blink of an eye. The result was a dude who wanted me to go private with him, and assumed I would because he had thousands of tokens. Fuck that. I was nice and tried to explain to him that I only went private with people I knew, but he didn't get it.
He must have invited me to private 10 times. At about 8, I told him if he kept going I'd take him private and chair dance for him.
...So I chair danced, and ended the private after 89 tokens so he couldn't rate me. I got quite a laugh out of it, but was confused when he took me private again for another chair dance. Of course, when the private started he wanted me to chair dance with a dildo in me. So I ended it at 89 again XD
Sure, it's evil, but still.
SpexyAshleigh said:I had a guy want me to tie a rope around my neck and lay down on the bed naked, with my legs spread, pretending to be dead "so he could fuck my lifeless body"
Yeah.....*click, ban*
RenegadeMikey said:SpexyAshleigh said:I had a guy want me to tie a rope around my neck and lay down on the bed naked, with my legs spread, pretending to be dead "so he could fuck my lifeless body"
Yeah.....*click, ban*
Sheesh, if you want to do that, just go out and find a real corpse. People are so lazy these days.
supersloan said:naomi, I never thought of that before...I have this one really sweet individual who takes me to private for hours just to chat, and whenever I see spies popping up, I always wonder what they think lol. Thanks for the tip!
WendyHart said:I once had a guy who requested that I pretend he were a little man, about 2 inches tall. Pretend to pick him up out of a crowd of tiny men in my hand. Proceed to laugh at his tiny body and eat him (swallow him whole).
After a lot of consideration, I agreed to do it, what the hell I say. Then he wanted to "practice" it one time in public so he "could make sure I knew what he wanted". Well, he ended up with a ban - he's still workin off another 45 days.
SwedishNymph said:Another one I actually did, one guy took me private just to watch me drink a glass of milk. He was concerned that I am too thin (I'm thin, but not super skinny or anything) so he was very concerned that it wasn't whole milk. Anothertime he took me private to watch me eat a bagel. :lol: I am pretty sure he was high both times we were in private, so I am not sure if this was a fetish of his, or just something he found hilarious. :lol:
WendyHart said:I once had a guy who requested that I pretend he were a little man, about 2 inches tall. Pretend to pick him up out of a crowd of tiny men in my hand. Proceed to laugh at his tiny body and eat him (swallow him whole).
After a lot of consideration, I agreed to do it, what the hell I say. Then he wanted to "practice" it one time in public so he "could make sure I knew what he wanted". Well, he ended up with a ban - he's still workin off another 45 days.
AlexAvery said:Today I had a guy ask me so seductively eat yogurt and let it drip outta my mouth and all over my boobs.
I did it!
Ur_AddictiOn said:I've had PLENTY ask about my feet, and if they are pedicured. Welllll I am a manicurist & pedicurist (and am required to have my toes done for work), so of course 99% of the time they are done, but I have NOOO interest in doing anything with my feet, so generally I will just say "no, they are plain right now". But lately I think I'm going to start showing them, because I've heard of fairly long privates ($$$$$) for people to just watch your toes. If they want that, then I'm all up for it... but I'm NOT doing ANYthing *with* my toes.
AedanRayne said:Finger fuck my belly button while crying, "PLEASE, STOP... STOP FUCKING MY BELLY BUTTON. DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!" I provided tears n all. It was a lot of fun and they wanted me to do for like 5 minutes. A few days later they were back with the same request! I love doing weird shit like that.
AedanRayne said:You're losing a lot of guys if you're not willing to do foot play as this is a very common fetish. Of course, don't do it if you're not comfortable, but I would recommend trying it out. You can have a ton of fun with foot play, and I bet you'd find that privates with this kind of play can be pretty easy & profitable.