"WebcamTutorials" and Kool Ray. Helpful? No. Comical.

[Shaun__]

Could someone put a link on his videos to this thread? I'd really like to see how it'd work out!

You can have your link, but if you get a sudden camscore surge everybody is going to give Kool Ray the credit.Link

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Could someone put a link on his videos to this thread? I'd really like to see how it'd work out!

You can have your link, but if you get a sudden camscore surge everybody is going to give Kool Ray the credit.Link

Haha!

Nah I meant posting a comment on his videos linking him to this thread so he can see everyone ripping the piss out of him!

 

[AllisonWilder]

Could someone put a link on his videos to this thread? I'd really like to see how it'd work out!

You can have your link, but if you get a sudden camscore surge everybody is going to give Kool Ray the credit.Link

Haha!

Nah I meant posting a comment on his videos linking him to this thread so he can see everyone ripping the piss out of him!

I think linking him directly to this thread will just create unnecessary drama that Amber will have to go out of her way to moderate. I'm sure he'll find this thread on his own at some point.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Think of it this way;
If I sat in a pub all day long while other guys bought the rounds of beer, I'd be there all day. In fact, I'd come back tomorrow too.
I'm sure most people would go for that deal, its not an offer most people would turn down.
Hmm, aren't you using YOUTUBE for free? Have you offered them money for using their service or do you like having this free ride too? Oh hey, don't sweat it. Its normal for people to use FREE services. That's what you're supposed to do. (wink)

Kool Ray's got a point. If I could sit in a pub all day and let my friends buy every round, I sure as shit would. Of course, I wouldn't have any friends left after a week or so. But who needs friends, right? I'mma see how far I can take this.
Why pay to ride the bus when I can approach the rear of it on my skateboard, latch on to the back of it and get a free ride in to work?
Why pay for my McDonalds when I can just hang out at the back of the building and wait for them to bin the burgers they couldn't sell at the end of the night?
Why pay for my restaurant meal when I can just walk out before they even have a chance to give me the bill?
Why pay for any more albums or films or games when I can just rent one and copy it, or better yet, just downlaod it for free?
Why pay for anything ever again, when I can just steal it?

Thanks, Kool Ray! I'm gonna save myself a fortune :-D

 

[JoleneBrody]

I'm enjoying the comments models are leaving on his videos but i have to admit, this one from Jolene had me laughing.

I do have some bad news for you though Jolene, he doesn't follow you twitter :lol: .

Have you seen my twitter avatar?

 

[Shaun__]

I'm enjoying the comments models are leaving on his videos but i have to admit, this one from Jolene had me laughing.

I do have some bad news for you though Jolene, he doesn't follow you twitter :lol: .

Have you seen my twitter avatar?

I will not let one bad picture stand between the love you two could potentially share. I made you a new avatar to show off your many fine features to Kool Ray.

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[curvyredhead]

I'm enjoying the comments models are leaving on his videos but i have to admit, this one from Jolene had me laughing.

I do have some bad news for you though Jolene, he doesn't follow you twitter :lol: .

Have you seen my twitter avatar?

I will not let one bad picture stand between the love you two could potentially share. I made you a new avatar to show off your many fine features to Kool Ray.

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bahahahaahah

 

[16_bit]

Have you seen my twitter avatar?

I have but do not fret! From the second tweet below, he may be changing some of his rules. Well, i say changing, what i really mean is confusing us even more than he already had with his contradictions.

As to his first tweet, maybe another reason he doesn't want to spend money on mfc, he's trying to save up...

 

[Jupiter551]

Have you seen my twitter avatar?

I have but do not fret! From the second tweet below, he may be changing some of his rules. Well, i say changing, what i really mean is confusing us even more than he already had with his contradictions.

As to his first tweet, maybe another reason he doesn't want to spend money on mfc, he's trying to save up...

Wow, did we just see that chipper, dorky mask slip to reveal a bitter virgin underneath the veneer of...chipper virgin...?

 

[Lacey Black]

Some of the comments you guys are leaving on his videos are hilarious. This guy is exactly why I want to be able to block basics out of my room completely, or have MFC limit the time guests/basics can view a cam.

 

[marknh]

I just wish that Kool Ray would wander into Megan's room on Ban a Basic Day!

 

[Jupiter551]

I thought I'd found the perfect girl for KR, she's Canadian, natural boobs, no stripper pole, doesn't smoke, looks at the camera mostly, isn't just lying there, her music isn't too loud but she apparently fails in ONE area (so close!) Can you guess which koolmandment she fails?

 

[Shaun__]

I thought I'd found the perfect girl for KR, she's Canadian, natural boobs, no stripper pole, doesn't smoke, looks at the camera mostly, isn't just lying there, her music isn't too loud but she apparently fails in ONE area (so close!) Can you guess which koolmandment she fails?

I do not think she is looking straight into the camera! :snooty: That will never do.

 

[Jupiter551]

I thought I'd found the perfect girl for KR, she's Canadian, natural boobs, no stripper pole, doesn't smoke, looks at the camera mostly, isn't just lying there, her music isn't too loud but she apparently fails in ONE area (so close!) Can you guess which koolmandment she fails?

I do not think she is looking straight into the camera! :snooty: That will never do.

She didn't tell about kinky sex stories either like porking a cop (haha get it?) to get out of a ticket...she did totally deepthroat the dude's penis though if that counts

 

[Jessi]

I dont like the way koolray says boobs. :?
Its weird.

 

[Jupiter551]

I dont like the way koolray says boobs. :?
Its weird.

you're so feminine it makes him happy he was born a male :dance:

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

I found koolrays identity!

 

[Tilly]

I found koolrays identity!

He has a knife on his desk! :?

 

[Jupiter551]

I found koolrays identity!

He has a knife on his desk! :?

that's the Sword of One Thousand Reasons Guys Leave Your Room!

 

[FrenchKitty]

I found koolrays identity!

He has a knife on his desk! :?

No don't worry, it's just for video editing :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I found koolrays identity!

He has a knife on his desk! :?

that's the Sword of One Thousand Reasons Guys Leave Your Room!

A.K.A the blade he uses to heroically cut through the bullshit that prevents cam girls from being a success; things like having boyfriends, failing to grasp the importance of looking directly into the camera at all times and wantonly inserting sex toys into their anuses.

 

[16_bit]

I found koolrays identity!

He has a knife on his desk! :?

that's the Sword of One Thousand Reasons Guys Leave Your Room!

Banhammer > Sword of One Thousand Reasons Guys Leave Your Room.

Good news! He's working on video 7. It takes 16 hours for his masterpieces.
Bad news! I have nothing better to do planned so i will be commenting badly on it. If only i had a life of telling webcam models what to do...i should really take a good look at myself. (too much sarcasm?)

 

[Nordling]

I love his denial of responsibility when he says "they got deleted" rather than "I deleted them."

 

[Jupiter551]

I love his denial of responsibility when he says "they got deleted" rather than "I deleted them."

Yeah they just got deleted, was an act of god!

 

[Rose]

Every time I see "KoolRay" I just get an incredible urge to shove a giant dildo up my ass and film it.

 

[Jupiter551]

Every time I see "KoolRay" I just get an incredible urge to shove a giant dildo up my ass and film it.

better wait til after you spawn so you can also smoke while looking away from the camera, talking about BJ, eating and twirling round a stripper pole

 

[BetsyBooty]

I love his denial of responsibility when he says "they got deleted" rather than "I deleted them."

Mistakes were made.

 

[Jupiter551]

I love his denial of responsibility when he says "they got deleted" rather than "I deleted them."

Mistakes were made.

he was given faulty intelligence

 

[Jupiter551]

why would he not reupload the original one btw? he's got 2-6 lol

 

[16_bit]

why would he not reupload the original one btw? he's got 2-6 lol

It's probably not his fault, someone else has probably done it.

I couldn't help but laugh at this tweet. I felt like i should explain being kicked in the nuts doesn't count as being touched.