Under butt tan lines!

[Tffny]

I need to say something because its so prevalent on MFC & its such an easy fix!

GIRLS! Lift & spread your butt cheeks when you lay down in the tanning bed or flip over more often! Its easy & it works. Just do it. Your butt wont look weird & dirty anymore.

Just sayin.

 

[NoelleBright]

I can't be the only person who came into this thread thinking you were going to be posting pictures of your very own under butt.
I am disappointed.

 

[sxycherrypie]

Me i don't mind the tan lines,I think they are sexy including the under butt ones.That's just me though.

 

[Tffny]

Haha, Noelle. I definitely don't have those horrible lines. I could have posted this in models section but part of me wants to know if members ever notice this. Is it a turn off for you? I hate seeing it.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

I like to call them turn signals

 

[Tffny]

After working at a tanning salon, It just irks me.

I went into a girls room and she was doing a doggy style dildo show & all i could focus on was how dirty her but crack looked because of the bronzers.

 

[AmberCutie]

It's a picky little peeve of mine too. Thank you for this thread, Kelly!

 

[NoelleBright]

The little crease tan lines that happen under the butt I actually think are kind of cute, but when women are TAN and have a huge streak of pale in their asscrack (very visible in doggy) I just think it looks hilarious. I mean, no one really wants to spread their cheeks in a tanning bed because I imagine butthole sunburn is like hell on earth, so I understand. It just looks silly.
I embrace my paleness and avoid this situation all together.

 

[sxycherrypie]

I just tan out in the sun with my bikini on lol no as crack lines there!

 

[Jupiter551]

I don't even know what the heck these are lol, I'll be more observant

 

[ElaySmith]

I don't even know what the heck these are lol, I'll be more observant

OMG They are everywhere! Pleeease observe (=

They annoy me too, and on the rare occasion that I actually tan in bed I always spread my cheeks and lift my arms! I mean...I thought that was proper tanning etiquette...geezzzzzzzz!

 

[Sky_Smith]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

 

[Tffny]

For those who dont know what im talking about... Its like a little mustache under your ass of the color you really are, haha. This is the only pic i could find but live on cam it looks worse.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

When I get tanned, I get airbrush tanned but I spread everything and make sure to life the bewbs up because any whiteness is mine and the lady who sprays me pet peeve. lol

 

[Jessi J]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

Am I the only one that read this as defensive? She wasn't directing that at YOU she was making a statement and I agree with her.

Who lies in a tanning bed anymore? Seriously, people pay out the ass to tan and to buy the lotions. The tanning business is one of the few totally unnecessary services that people will spend that much money on.

 

[Sky_Smith]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

Am I the only one that read this as defensive? She wasn't directing that at YOU she was making a statement and I agree with her.

Who lies in a tanning bed anymore? Seriously, people pay out the ass to tan and to buy the lotions. The tanning business is one of the few totally unnecessary services that people will spend that much money on.

yes i was being defensive. this thread irked me. that happens sometimes. other people have got pissed off at threads before. she made a statement and i disagree with it!

and yes i know people pay for tanning, spray tanning, lotions etc. but i still think using a sunbed is pretty 80s. most people just fake it now.

 

[MrRodry]

Don't care. The only thing I don't like about tans are those ultra orange fake ones.

 

[Tffny]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

Am I the only one that read this as defensive? She wasn't directing that at YOU she was making a statement and I agree with her.

Who lies in a tanning bed anymore? Seriously, people pay out the ass to tan and to buy the lotions. The tanning business is one of the few totally unnecessary services that people will spend that much money on.

Haha, who knows what she meant, really. It doesnt make sense but didnt offend me. Im not telling anyone they SHOULD tan... I was saying if you ARE tanning then you should take the time to tan your butt somewhat even if you're gonna shove it in a webcam.

 

[Sky_Smith]

Haha, who knows what she meant, really.

yes cause belittling a person who disagrees with you is a nice route to go down.

 

[ElaySmith]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

Tan lines are fine, and in my opinion FUCKING HOT, the the fake and bake with the white butt crack and under arms are kind of a turn off.

 

[Tffny]

This is just a silly post about a funny looking tan line that happens. Zero reasons for anyone to be irked! Im not belittling anyone, you got over dramatic & my response was basically saying i dont really care. Its not personal, Move on.

 

[Sevrin]

This is just a silly post about a funny looking tan line that happens. Zero reasons for anyone to be irked! Im not belittling anyone, you got over dramatic & my response was basically saying i dont really care. Its not personal, Move on.

To help illustrate your grievance, I believe that you should post photos of your own, immaculately tanned buttocks. We have seen one photo of offending buttocks, but I'm still not clear on how much of a difference it makes.

In other words:

:text-worthless:

 

[Tffny]

To help illustrate your grievance, I believe that you should post photos of your own, immaculately tanned buttocks. We have seen one photo of offending buttocks, but I'm still not clear on how much of a difference it makes.

 

[GemmaMarie]

I have the perfect solution-

I just don't tan... I embrace how totally UNtan I am

No, seriously- although I do embrace how totally untan I am, I do plan on going to get a spray tan soon, and I was just thinking about this particular subject ironically. I hate tan lines too, aside from the fact that I am so pale 1 minute in a tanning bed raises my risk of skin cancer by 150%, it's a pet peeve of mine too. Not a fan of tan lines- but not so much as to actually complain about it on anyone but myself..

 

[Sevrin]

I have the perfect solution-

I just don't tan... I embrace how totally UNtan I am

No, seriously- although I do embrace how totally untan I am, I do plan on going to get a spray tan soon, and I was just thinking about this particular subject ironically. I hate tan lines too, aside from the fact that I am so pale 1 minute in a tanning bed raises my risk of skin cancer by 150%, it's a pet peeve of mine too. Not a fan of tan lines- but not so much as to actually complain about it on anyone but myself..

Perhaps a photo of untanned buttocks would be helpful, too. In order that the ladies and gentlemen of the jury might have a further point of comparison.

 

[Jupiter551]

i only tan when im hanging out at public beaches.
im so sorry i dont lie there like a freak in a ridiculous position so as not to offend your eyes with my realness.
its not the 80s, who still uses sunbeds anyway?

Am I the only one that read this as defensive? She wasn't directing that at YOU she was making a statement and I agree with her.

Who lies in a tanning bed anymore? Seriously, people pay out the ass to tan and to buy the lotions. The tanning business is one of the few totally unnecessary services that people will spend that much money on.

In Sky's defense she's English, and English people with tans stick out like the pope wearing a strap-on.

And now that I see what you mean about the under buttock tan lines...nope I've NEVER noticed them before lol, I suspect it's like only women notice if another woman's shoe buckles and handbag buckles don't match (I mean really, WHO dressed her??!)

 

[Tffny]

Okay. RE-READ THE POST before you get defensive. I am not telling people to tan in a tanning bed, I don't even tan! I am also not complaining about regular bathing suit tan lines (which i have!) I am ONLY lightheartedly poking fun at the under butt mustache!! Plus, im only talking about extreme cases. I had no clue people were gonna react like im being crazy judgmental or something, i just wanted to know if anyone else knew what i was talking about, jeeze.

 

[Jupiter551]

Okay. RE-READ THE POST before you get defensive. I am not telling people to tan in a tanning bed, I don't even tan! I am also not complaining about regular bathing suit tan lines (which i have!) I am ONLY lightheartedly poking fun at the under butt mustache!! Plus, im only talking about extreme cases. I had no clue people were gonna react like im being crazy judgmental or something, i just wanted to know if anyone else knew what i was talking about, jeeze.

chill out, no one is :angry4:
:thumbleft:

 

[LacieLaPlante]

This is so funny because I was watching a porn the other day and this girl spreads her ass for the camera and BAM theres that hilarious white line. I mean, this one was BAAAAAAD, like she had taped out her asshole so it wouldnt get any tanning. I suspect it's because she was so bootylicious, but wowowowowow. It was the first time I noticed it and since then I have seen it so much on MFC. I'm so glad you posted this!!

 

[Bocefish]

I love the ass skunk stripe, lolz