I've not gone through the thread so don't know if these have already been mentioned (they probably have but fuck it, I've come this far, I don't wanna turn back now :?)...
Guys spamming cock emotes - I've got nothing against cocks. I can look at another guy's junk without feeling weird or repulsed. I fully support cock on cock action and if that's what people are into, more power to them. But I don't get why members feel the need to post cum-spurting cock emotes in the middle of a show. I assume they're here for the pussay, just like everyone else. Let's just collectively enjoy that for the duration of the show and worry about fleshy jism volcanoes afterwards, yeah?
Declarations of one's erection and "text-sex" - If a show is in full swing, it's a fair bet that most of the room is either pitching a tent or fervently thwacking off into their computer screens. I don't need a running commentary on just how hard your vein-busting stiffy is for the girl on screen, or how you'd like to kick her vaginal wall in with the inflamed head of your eleven inch meat hammer.
Furthermore, I'm actively annoyed by farcical comments such as "I'm fucking you hard, bb. I'm rubbing your clit with my nose. I'm gonna splooge all over your heaving tits. Can I sniff your arsehole, bb?". No, you aren't and clearly, you can't. Stop lying and stop asking questions you already know the answer to :?