Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[Shaun__]

What have you done ? I know for a fact that big sisters are warm/sweet/lovely creatures who act as a second mom when you are in trouble.

I made the mistake of being born almost two years after my sister so I was smaller. She tormented me and when ever I tried to fight back my father smacked me for fighting with my sister.

And :text-yeahthat: is why Pstar420 took you for a ride!

No Pstar420 took me for a ride because I ignored stuff I should not have. I tower over my sister now and still fear her because she is crazy and will kill me in my sleep.

 

[schlmoe]

Me I don't see whats wrong with 2 sisters having sex.They can't impregnate each other so no big deal to me. I for one have not thought about my sister(s) that way at all but if some people do it atleast they can't have babies ya know?

Stack Overflow

Wow, thinking of incest gave Herby a stack over-flow. That can't be good.

 

[schlmoe]

Besides having a big sister myself I can safely say they are mean spiteful creatures with nothing sexy about them.

I know for a fact that big sisters are warm/sweet/lovely creatures who act as a second mom when you are in trouble.

Obviously, your parents went to a different "sister store" than my parents went to. Congrats on that!

 

[LadyLuna]

It's also that if you were to feel sexual attraction to someone you've grown up around your whole life...I dunno, that in itself is a little odd I think.

So you're also against childhood friends hooking up? And what about the cousin you never met till you were both adults? Considering humans started out in small communities where if you were the same age, you grew up together; I think it's a little off to say that wanting to have sex with someone you've known your whole life is odd.

The ramifications of a sexual relationship go much deeper than "oops we made a baby". We're not animals. Incest debases the family unit. People that climb out of the same vagina should not hump. Just... no. :snooty: I mean, even if the participants feel okay about it, having that come up at the dinner table on Thanksgiving is enough to break ole Grandma's heart.

Well said!

We're supposed to find it inherently icky...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

Score one for Jupiter! I retract my earlier statement.

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As to sisters, the only one I have ever had is a wonderful person now. When we were young though, she was very distant. She's also nine years older than me.

 

[RedHerby1]

Me I don't see whats wrong with 2 sisters having sex.They can't impregnate each other so no big deal to me. I for one have not thought about my sister(s) that way at all but if some people do it atleast they can't have babies ya know?

Stack Overflow

Wow, thinking of incest gave Herby a stack over-flow. That can't be good.

sorry, trying to be funny on my side, the idea behind my posting was that since subject of this tread is "Things models say that make you go "WTF?"" the reaction of sxycherrypie did cause a Stack Overflow due to recursion, the key part was "Message Thread pointing to itself", programmers humour ...

 

[Traditio]

It's also that if you were to feel sexual attraction to someone you've grown up around your whole life...I dunno, that in itself is a little odd I think.

Is that really true? Don't hundreds of boys try to get a peek at their sisters boobs? How does that stick to the theorie?

BTW my sister is in my eyes the best possible human on the earth. Pity to all of you with sister monsters.

 

[sxycherrypie]

RedHerby sorry for the stack overload (whatever that is please educate me).

 

[Jupiter551]

It's also that if you were to feel sexual attraction to someone you've grown up around your whole life...I dunno, that in itself is a little odd I think.

Is that really true? Don't hundreds of boys try to get a peek at their sisters boobs? How does that stick to the theorie?

BTW my sister is in my eyes the best possible human on the earth. Pity to all of you with sister monsters.

Dunno I never had a sister, but are you saying that's a sexual attraction? I suspect it's more just curiousity. Not pointing any fingers here but if you beat off over your sisters boobs I think we'd like to hear about it.

 

[Traditio]

Don't hundreds of boys try to get a peek at their sisters boobs?

Dunno I never had a sister, but are you saying that's a sexual attraction? I suspect it's more just curiousity. Not pointing any fingers here but if you beat off over your sisters boobs I think we'd like to hear about it.

I think it is both curiosity and raging puberty hormons...
and regarding the last sentence - i am not hot for my sister - but i also don't think it is gross to do so and wouldn't call anyone sick who is for his sister. sounds for me more natural than to love choking or pain... (and i am also not calling that gross or sick)

 

[Jupiter551]

FuckMyASS009 (yeah the name should have said it all)

Topic: PEE HOLE FUCKING,FISTING,BEDPOST,BAT,GAPE,PROLAPSE.SQUIRTING N MORE IN GRP OR PVT

I guess there are still things that surprise me - peehole fucking??!

 

[LilyMarie]

member: Would you like to go private
model: yes, i would like
member: Do you have toys
model: no
member: Do you use your fingers in private
model: next question comes with a ban
model: is it clear?

....so now you're not allowed to ask the model what she's going to do in private before you make the decision?

 

[alexa7]

member: Would you like to go private
model: yes, i would like
member: Do you have toys
model: no
member: Do you use your fingers in private
model: next question comes with a ban
model: is it clear?

....so now you're not allowed to ask the model what she's going to do in private before you make the decision?

well, there are some members who will simply use pm to ask about your private while getting off on all the dirty details, with no intention of ever going private. You have to really be choosy in your wording by telling them what your time will be like together and not giving it all away. The model here could have been a little more colorful and exciting in her wording though to give the member a better idea to not have to ask soooo many questions.

 

[LilyMarie]

Wow, really? o.o
I always try to make myself as clear as possible before a private starts, so that the guy knows what he can and can't expect..

 

[alexa7]

There are some sneaky sneaks on mfc. I've even had it done with someone who was interested in panties. I answered all of his little inquiries like a fool and he never bought... about 2 weeks later he tried pulling the same thing, i called him on it and he said oh no that wasn't him... well according to my trusty MFC chat archive it was

 

[Bocefish]

member: Would you like to go private
model: yes, i would like
member: Do you have toys
model: no
member: Do you use your fingers in private
model: next question comes with a ban
model: is it clear?

....so now you're not allowed to ask the model what she's going to do in private before you make the decision?

well, there are some members who will simply use pm to ask about your private while getting off on all the dirty details, with no intention of ever going private. You have to really be choosy in your wording by telling them what your time will be like together and not giving it all away. The model here could have been a little more colorful and exciting in her wording though to give the member a better idea to not have to ask soooo many questions.

Methinks it's a good idea for models to explain a little about what can and can't be expected in private on their profiles. That would solve some of the problems anyway.

 

[Shaun__]

well, there are some members who will simply use pm to ask about your private while getting off on all the dirty details, with no intention of ever going private. You have to really be choosy in your wording by telling them what your time will be like together and not giving it all away. The model here could have been a little more colorful and exciting in her wording though to give the member a better idea to not have to ask soooo many questions.

Methinks it's a good idea for models to explain a little about what can and can't be expected in private on their profiles. That would solve some of the problems anyway.

I always read the profile before I ask a model if she wants to go private. Some models though have no information on there about what they do in private. It always feels awkward to me the first time I ask a model if she is comfortable doing something. On the other hand based on the number of people I see asking questions answered on the profile I can understand why a model may not feel like keeping a profile up to date is a worthwhile endeavor.

 

[Jupiter551]

Wow yeah but threatening a ban on the second question is a bit much LOL! Especially when it sort of relates to her one-word answer to the first question.

I totally understand not wanting to get into a long series of questions with some dude who may be there jerking off as you answer but second question is a bit much lol.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

When I was on MFC and a guy was very persistent with private question and wanted basically every detail about it, I would start ignoring them.. I was all for answering "do you do anal", "what toys do you use", "do you squirt", etc.. but when the guy would want basically a play by play of what would go down before the private, that was a no go because they usually were just trying to get off and not buy the show

 

[JoleneBrody]

Whenever I am asked "what do you do in pvt bb?" I respond with "what do you want in private?"
Really, I do so many things completely different with different people... just be straight with me! Tell me what you want and I will tell you either "No I'm sorry , but thanks for asking!" Or "Hell to the yeah let's do this thing!"
I've also noticed that a lot of members with less than average fetishes are almost scared to ask and have outright told me they get yelled at when they ask... Unless it's involving pets, children or inflicting harm I don't see any reason a model should humiliate a guy in PM for being really into A-1 sauce. Mmmmm... A-1.
I have just received an alarming number of PMs asking if I do a certain thing with an apology and request to not be mean if not lately and it makes me sad.

 

[Shaun__]

I don't see any reason a model should humiliate a guy in PM for being really into A-1 sauce. Mmmmm... A-1.

I do not either. I like maple syrup myself it taste better.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Just heard a model say "I'm really into the incest." :naughty:

 

[LailaBaise]

Whenever I am asked "what do you do in pvt bb?" I respond with "what do you want in private?"
Really, I do so many things completely different with different people... just be straight with me! Tell me what you want and I will tell you either "No I'm sorry , but thanks for asking!" Or "Hell to the yeah let's do this thing!"
I've also noticed that a lot of members with less than average fetishes are almost scared to ask and have outright told me they get yelled at when they ask... Unless it's involving pets, children or inflicting harm I don't see any reason a model should humiliate a guy in PM for being really into A-1 sauce. Mmmmm... A-1.
I have just received an alarming number of PMs asking if I do a certain thing with an apology and request to not be mean if not lately and it makes me sad.

You want me to take off my clothes and put things inside myself?! You're one sick puppy, JJ.

 

[Jupiter551]

I've also noticed that a lot of members with less than average fetishes are almost scared to ask and have outright told me they get yelled at when they ask... Unless it's involving pets, children or inflicting harm I don't see any reason a model should humiliate a guy in PM for being really into A-1 sauce. Mmmmm... A-1.
I have just received an alarming number of PMs asking if I do a certain thing with an apology and request to not be mean if not lately and it makes me sad.

Just wanted to say, I really admire you for this attitude. I don't have any unusual fetishes myself, but I think this kind of tolerance shows you have a really big heart JJ.

 

[AmberCutie]

(Masturbating and seemingly about to come to orgasm) " ahhh, ahhh ahhhh, ohmahgawd, mmmmm, ahhh.....oh just send me an MFC mail and I will send the video link. Oh and follow me on twitter!... Ahhhh, ohhhmagawd, ooooh, mmmmm..."

 

[Mikeythegeek]

(Masturbating and seemingly about to come to orgasm) " ahhh, ahhh ahhhh, ohmahgawd, mmmmm, ahhh.....oh just send me an MFC mail and I will send the video link. Oh and follow me on twitter!... Ahhhh, ohhhmagawd, ooooh, mmmmm..."

Meanwhile, a viewer's dick goes from (______________) to (_) at the bold part. That's a professional blue baller right there.

 

[Jupiter551]

(Masturbating and seemingly about to come to orgasm) " ahhh, ahhh ahhhh, ohmahgawd, mmmmm, ahhh.....oh just send me an MFC mail and I will send the video link. Oh and follow me on twitter!... Ahhhh, ohhhmagawd, ooooh, mmmmm..."

please name names hahaha

 

[Anonymous]

(Masturbating and seemingly about to come to orgasm) " ahhh, ahhh ahhhh, ohmahgawd, mmmmm, ahhh.....oh just send me an MFC mail and I will send the video link. Oh and follow me on twitter!... Ahhhh, ohhhmagawd, ooooh, mmmmm..."

:lol:

 

[Anonymous]

When the guy would want basically a play by play of what would go down before the private, that was a no go because they usually were just trying to get off and not buy the show

I agree! Same with the guys in public chat who blurt "Tell me about the last time you had sex."

 

[schlmoe]

I find myself saying "WTF" at seeing some names that models give themselves:

 

[LilyMarie]

(Masturbating and seemingly about to come to orgasm) " ahhh, ahhh ahhhh, ohmahgawd, mmmmm, ahhh.....oh just send me an MFC mail and I will send the video link. Oh and follow me on twitter!... Ahhhh, ohhhmagawd, ooooh, mmmmm..."

Meanwhile, a viewer's dick goes from (______________) to (_) at the bold part. That's a professional blue baller right there.

What about saying thanks? Some models say "aww thank you XY!!" to every 10 tokens tipper while they're doing a show. How does that affect you as a viewer? I imagine it's a bit distracting, too. ^^