Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[RedHerby]

Operator in a studio - it are hard times

(he was the operator for 2 models, both between curvy and bbw, camscore lower then 200)

02:35:04 PM operator: hi
02:35:07 PM operator: how are y ?
02:35:24 PM me: hi
02:35:42 PM me: good, thanks, you ?
02:35:52 PM operator: we felein great here thankyou 
02:35:56 PM operator: layin naked waiting for fun 
you could not see the hands of the girls, it was possible they did have keyboards, but when above lines did come, they where talking to each other, not concentrated on the imaginary keyboard before them ...
02:36:15 PM me: nope, the girls are naked, you are dressed and typing
02:37:04 PM operator: why you think i'm not naked ? 
02:37:32 PM me: ok, maybe you are naked to
02:37:47 PM operator: but you right as well
02:39:57 PM me: bf? studio owner? collegue?
02:40:49 PM operator: Operator
02:40:51 PM operator: in studio
02:41:04 PM operator: the owners don't do this typing shit
02:41:14 PM me: ok 
02:41:27 PM me: male or female ?
02:41:45 PM operator: male here
02:41:59 PM operator: straight 
02:42:12 PM me: cool job
02:42:24 PM operator: yeah it's fine
02:42:50 PM me: in the same room as the girls or different ?
02:42:58 PM operator: same room sure 
02:43:06 PM operator: i controll the cam u see
02:43:25 PM me: yes, saw the cam magically moving.
02:43:27 PM operator: i can reach them with my hands from here 
02:44:29 PM me: ok, now I'm jealous
02:45:48 PM operator: don1t be
02:45:54 PM operator: I can't fuck them hehe
02:45:59 PM operator: jsut watch as everybody else 
02:46:43 PM me: ok, not jealous anymore, must be difficult then
02:46:56 PM operator: yeah hard times
02:46:59 PM operator: ..hehe
02:47:09 PM me: so much curves, and not able to touch those
02:47:48 PM operator: they let me touch them 
02:48:03 PM operator: but don't wanna make you jelous
02:48:11 PM me: wow
02:48:28 PM me: we members will pay for that in skype 
02:48:45 PM operator: how much would you ? 
02:48:54 PM operator: or other members ?
02:50:25 PM me: pfff, around this camscore, the price is most of the time 200 tokens for 10 minutes
02:50:39 PM me: but adding a second girl or a male, then you can double that I think
02:51:03 PM operator: niiiiice 
02:51:22 PM operator: maybe they let me to give them a massage
02:51:25 PM operator: while their naked
02:51:53 PM me: nice dream 
02:52:31 PM operator: you don't think they let me ?
02:52:43 PM operator: I'm not sure also 
02:53:26 PM me: I don't get this anal stuff
02:53:36 PM me: the front of those girls is so beautiful
02:53:47 PM operator: couse it's fake lol
02:54:08 PM me: how do you mean fake ?
02:54:19 PM operator: no fingers in
02:54:25 PM operator: the toy don't go inside also
02:54:33 PM me: ok
02:54:44 PM operator: they don't like anal
02:55:13 PM me: yeah, I understand that
02:56:08 PM me: hehe, they are laughing to, difficult to play horny
02:57:03 PM operator: yeah we have great time here
02:57:08 PM operator: laughing a lot 
02:58:04 PM operator: they not on their top today...
I tipped here 50 with the line "'please give each other a soft sweet tender kiss !"
02:59:10 PM me: hahaha, just at the same time I tip for a kiss, they start kissing
02:59:19 PM operator: yeah 
03:00:07 PM me: this is lovely to see, much better then anal or so
03:00:26 PM operator: yeah  i love to see them kissing to
03:00:33 PM operator: thats the best
03:02:13 PM operator: hehehe
I tipped here 50 with the line "please free your hair and shake it !'"
and they did, but not anymore in a sensual way, like crazy and hard laughing.
03:02:18 PM me: hehe, this is fun
03:02:25 PM operator: yeah 
03:03:06 PM me: other ideas to do ?
03:03:26 PM operator: drum on ass is fun 
I tipped here 50 with the line "'please let the left blond drum on the ass of the right blond !'
and it happend,
03:05:02 PM operator: hehe
03:05:44 PM me: wow, works good with those curves 
03:06:57 PM operator: hehe 
thanked for the fun in chat
03:07:30 PM operator: thank you too 
03:07:39 PM me: yw

 

[Jupiter551]

Alice's English excellent but sometimes a phrase like 'passed away' slips past her:

cincymike51: hows my sweet brown sugar
cincymike51: im geting better each day
Topic: 1000 till boobies/tip 150 get 2 vids/tip 300 get 4 vids/tip 900 get 21 hd vids/PVTS ON
cincymike51: my ex wife passed away
Topic: 935 till boobies/tip 150 get 2 vids/tip 300 get 4 vids/tip 900 get 21 hd vids/PVTS ON
Sweetcoofe: thansk ninja muah
Sweetcoofe: what cincy?
Sweetcoofe: what tha means your are single now?
Jupiter551: his ex wife died so yes he is single now
Jupiter551: []
cincymike51: no she died monday
Sweetcoofe: iM SORRYcincy
Sweetcoofe: wow
Sweetcoofe: really sorry
Sweetcoofe: [:hug]

 

[God]

(guy tips for something in a model's topic)

(model says) "i will give you a pussy flash right after i answer the door"

 

[MrRodry]

:lol:

 

[God]

a model was tired of receiving PM's and mfcmails so she started reading them all on cam.

i sent her an mfcmail that said "does this e-mail make my butt look big?"

and she read that on cam.

 

[UncleThursday]

2 people in my state won the lottery, I wasn't one of them...

 

[MrRodry]

Ashe_Maree post at her tumblr:

Yeah, if you’re not a fan of skin farts, you may want to skip out on my cam sessions.

 

[yossarian]

Ashe_Maree post at her tumblr:

Yeah, if you’re not a fan of skin farts, you may want to skip out on my cam sessions.

Haha! I love her.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This just struck me funny. All 3 models doing mime shows showed up on my homepage right above each other.

 

[yossarian]

This just struck me funny. All 3 models doing mime shows showed up on my homepage right above each other.

Hmmm...I wonder which model instigated that. :lol:

 

[God]

a model was asking guys what the words the NSA is looking for in her chatroom and before anyone could answer she said "bomb?"

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: If you have tokens and still don't tip, you're a terrorist.

:lol:

 

[Sevrin]

Start to hoard your tokens now. :lol:

 

[SiaThunder]

Start to hoard your tokens now. :lol:

Hahahahaha! Come on! I had a clock on my profile as well cause I forgot to take it and my friends started to make fun of me. But still... just in case... I put that with 2 months before my bday :lol:

 

[God]

a model put her lowest tipper in the topic (1 token)

 

[JerryBoBerry]

a model put her lowest tipper in the topic (1 token)

I can beat that.

 

[Jupiter551]

Godiva420: es ist ok aber ich bin bei meiner familie's Hause
Godiva420: lal
Jupiter551: is lal german for lol?
Godiva420: ja
Godiva420: [:lol]
Jupiter551: haha

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Godiva420: es ist ok aber ich bin bei meiner familie's Hause
Godiva420: lal
Jupiter551: is lal german for lol?
Godiva420: ja
Godiva420: [:lol]
Jupiter551: haha

:lol: Why do I have he feeling that now that I HAVE to type everything, I'm gonna have all sorts of multi-lingual wtf posts about my room?

 

[God]

a member said "your so sexy"
and the next thing the model typed was "Dont insult me or i'll leave with language"

(she said something about not PM'ing her before that too)

 

[UncleThursday]

So, PlayboyMegan decided to watch cams for free, I told her mine causes random eye bleeding, she didn't listen and claimed no eye bleeding was happening, but I could see it.

Anyway, she had a spray tan done, and it got on the bottom of her feet. In an odd pattern. Some guy asked why she didn't lift her feet up... she was like "WTF dude? Do you think I can levitate? Do I look like someone who can levitate at will? If I could levitate, do you think I'd be working as a cam model?"

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Perfect response. I wish I had tokens to tip her for this. :lol:

CatDaddy81: miss issy would you believe me if i said im in love

Model: I'm in love too.

 

[Diana Blake]

Member: Hey bb do you deepthroat and talk dirty

Model: Not at the same time

 

[MrRodry]

 

[God]

a model has in her profile "love is grand. divorce is a hundred grand."

 

[LuckySmiles]

I'm allowed to laugh at my own jokes, yes? This one just came out of nowhere

I was signing off to get dinner
"Anybody want anything before I go....Speak now... or forever hold your penis..."

:lol: I know I cracked myself up and at least one other member so that's 2 whole people! counts?

 

[UncleThursday]

Some stuff..

 

[zippypinhead]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

 

[UncleThursday]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

Be surprised how little it takes to move up when that low in the rankings early in the month. Just saying.

 

[LilyMarie]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

Be surprised how little it takes to move up when that low in the rankings early in the month. Just saying.

Definitely. That early in the month, I wouldn't be surprised if going from the 2700s to 1000 would take 1000 tokens or less.

 

[zippypinhead]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

Be surprised how little it takes to move up when that low in the rankings early in the month. Just saying.

Definitely. That early in the month, I wouldn't be surprised if going from the 2700s to 1000 would take 1000 tokens or less.

Seriously? Hmm. Maybe when I'm just rolling in cash (lol) at the beginning of next month, I'll test that.