Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[emptiedglass]

 

[LilyMarie]

Oh, she'd do it.

 

[emptiedglass]

Oh, she'd do it.

I think I'll spend the rest of the week creating more Twitter accounts...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Not sure if this should go here or in the 'things MEMBERS say that makes lol' thread.
Playboy Megan was writing names on her body for 50 tokens. She was having trouble writing a few of the letters upside down so I decided to change my name and tip her to write it above her belly button to ensure it would be upside down. After several backwards letters being erased she got it done.

Yes I'm mean. But after Megan found out it was really me she did tell me off with a rather choice swear word; made it all worthwhile. :mrgreen: :lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

Not sure if this should go here or in the 'things MEMBERS say that makes lol' thread.
Playboy Megan was writing names on her body for 50 tokens. She was having trouble writing a few of the letters upside down so I decided to change my name and tip her to write it above her belly button to ensure it would be upside down. After several backwards letters being erased she got it done.

Yes I'm mean. But after Megan found out it was really me she did tell me off with a rather choice swear word; made it all worthwhile. :mrgreen: :lol:

It's lacking at least one S and one Z.

I swear to Frank those are sometimes the hardest for me. I'll never forget "godsilla".

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Quote from Iris 'I've never been constipated a day in my life!'

 

[TacoBelle]

I swear, I don't know why you guys hang out with me. I'm fucking weird.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I swear, I don't know why you guys hang out with me. I'm fucking weird.

Silly rabbit, you're one of the cool ones.

 

[AmberCutie]

Quote from Iris 'I've never been constipated a day in my life!'

I am really craving a big block of cheese now.

That screen cap is adorable.

 

[MrRodry]

Aella & OliviaRitzy: :angry4: The Warhead Challenge: Camgirl Edition :angry4:

 

[Eebre]

I swear, I don't know why you guys hang out with me. I'm fucking weird.

Neither do we. Best not to analyse it, that way lies madness... Well, deeper madness. And dancing rabbits.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: tip 5 tks if u think women rule the world! tip 10 if the men do! )

I tipped 5. :lol:

 

[Meoff_69]

Topic: tip 5 tks if u think women rule the world! tip 10 if the men do! )

I tipped 5. :lol:

Ya gotta admit...that's some really clever marketing on the model's part! :lol:

 

[mdnPARTY]

I swear, I don't know why you guys hang out with me. I'm fucking weird.

You know how everyone says Amanda Bynes isn't good looking enough to justify her level of crazy? You, my dear, are able to justify your cray.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

LilyEvans. Just adjusting a piercing...NOT doing what it appeared she was doing on the homepage. :lol:



Oh, and I wasn't going to post this but she said it was funny and she would have. So there ya go.

 

[LilyEvans]

LilyEvans. Just adjusting a piercing...NOT doing what it appeared she was doing on the homepage. :lol:



Oh, and I wasn't going to post this but she said it was funny and she would have. So there ya go.

Sometimes you just got a bat in the cave, you know?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This is more cute than LOL. I_Am_Iris likes to do story time in her room, complete with different voices for the characters and animated facial expressions. If you've ever watched her read Dr. Seuss you know how much she enjoys it. I tend to think Iris' true calling would be children's story time reader at a local library.

So I thought I'd share what you might be missing.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I actually thought about typing this into my newsfeed last night when I got back on cam, because it had been forever since last time I cammed.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Ah yes. A right of passage for any self respecting camgirl: The making of the Clone A Pussy for a raffle. :lol:

 

[NayruFae]

I'm DEAD from that warhead challenge. Oh god. :lol:

 

[mdnPARTY]

Not sure if this topic was a joke, but made me lol either way

 

[Anonymous]

I feel like I've already posted this a long time ago (if so...sorry), but it just came to mind.

AvaAlexander's room:

Member: I just joined Streamate.
Ava: So...what do you want...a fuckin' biscuit, mate?

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Random creepy email I recieved from a model I've never seen before upon logging onto MGF lol...

Date: Mon Jun 3 04:58:42 AM EDT
Subject: Hey there

I'm the barely legal virgin girl next door. The one you've been watching behind your curtain. The one you fantasize about in the shower. Well now that I'm 18, I'm ready to learn about the male body and how to please you and you only. Teach me how, daddy?

Cum play with me. I do solo cam shows, or girl on girl cam shows. I also do custom video and picture sets. Come see what I have to offer on my site. I promise you won't be disappointed

Or if you're just interested in getting to know me first, send me a chat invite and let's have a good conversation. We can talk about whatever pops into your mind. Can't wait to hear from you

Xoxo, your lolita,

Gypsy



P.s, Hymen is visible for proof!

(like most of her audience knows what the fuck a hymen is. To them, everything south of the navel and north of the rectum is the clitoris).

 

[Sevrin]

(like most of her audience knows what the fuck a hymen is. To them, everything south of the navel and north of the rectum is the pussy).

Fixed it for you.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[emptiedglass]

An amusing choice of name and avatar.

 

[KayleePond]

An amusing choice of name and avatar.

Ok I kind of love that. :lol:

 

[emptiedglass]

Another interesting one. Always wanted to text message the Mona Lisa. :lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

SimplySara is insane... and also blind.