Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[JerryBoBerry]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

Be surprised how little it takes to move up when that low in the rankings early in the month. Just saying.

Definitely. That early in the month, I wouldn't be surprised if going from the 2700s to 1000 would take 1000 tokens or less.

Seriously? Hmm. Maybe when I'm just rolling in cash (lol) at the beginning of next month, I'll test that.

2nd or 3rd is very possible. I remember one model joke about being ranked in the 9000 range when she just got on. After a few hours on shift she was 163. First few days are volatile.

 

[UncleThursday]

This strikes me as awesomely ambitious for a single session goal. She's great. I hope she makes it.

Be surprised how little it takes to move up when that low in the rankings early in the month. Just saying.

Definitely. That early in the month, I wouldn't be surprised if going from the 2700s to 1000 would take 1000 tokens or less.

Yep. Maybe by about day 10 or so it will start to take more. But the first few days it won't be that hard at all.

 

[driverxtc]

I would never ever EVER in my life do ________ unless I get tipped XXX tokens

 

[Jessi]

I would never ever EVER in my life do ________ unless I get tipped XXX tokens

Why is that funny? It makes sense that some people would be willing to do something weird or that they maybe dont like as much for a large sum.

"I would never work in a kitchen again for less than _______ dollars"
"I would never give old people sponge baths in a nursing home for less than ____ dollars"
"I would never jump down the pit to unclog outhouses unless you paid me like a million dollars"

I had this conversation with someone last night who was trolling about fart stuff. I said to my room, that doesnt horribly disturb me, but Id be really embarrassed, it would probably turn off and alienate other people in the room because its such a niche fetish and its certainly something I wouldn't want people to find of me. Anyone who REALLY REALLY wanted that from me specifically would have to compensate for that. Same with guys who have asked me to grow my pubic hair out or shave my head. Delivery guy shows are a great example of this, theres a risk involed, so its more expensive

TL;DR
Reasons a model might do this:
1) They dont enjoy the thing very much or there is a risk involved
2) my regulars or the people often in my room aren't into it
3) it could change people's perception of me or make me look like a "niche" model at first glance out of context

 

[driverxtc]

I would never ever EVER in my life do ________ unless I get tipped XXX tokens

Why is that funny? It makes sense that some people would be willing to do something weird or that they maybe dont like as much for a large sum.

I find it funny when I hear "I'll never Ever do _____" And then they mention if they "will" if they were to get X amount. It show to prove that some people have a price.

Never say Never when your not sure

 

[Sevrin]

I would never ever EVER in my life do ________ unless I get tipped XXX tokens

Why is that funny? It makes sense that some people would be willing to do something weird or that they maybe dont like as much for a large sum.

I find it funny when I hear "I'll never Ever do _____" And then they mention if they "will" if they were to get X amount. It show to prove that some people have a price.

Never say Never when your not sure

Reminds one of this exchange...

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”

 

[Nordling]

A lot of things like that I take as a figure of speech. It'd be funny if only a few people ever said it maybe, but it's a common phrase meaning "not something I'd enjoy doing, but I would if..."

 

[UncleThursday]

Yep, more Sara...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Pizza delivery night at the Steph household. Answered the door in a nightie. Then asked driver to write Kruk's name on her back during which it accidentally fell to the floor. :lol:

 

[NaNatasha]

For the record: I was not looking for a poop show. I was looking for a Bedpost, cucumber, zucchini triple penetration show.

I'm really, really late to the game on this one, but I'm just so intrigued by how specific Ataboy's produce-related desires are.

Ataboy, are you still around? Why this triplet, specifically??

 

[NaNatasha]

I would never ever EVER in my life do ________ unless I get tipped XXX tokens

Why is that funny? It makes sense that some people would be willing to do something weird or that they maybe dont like as much for a large sum.

I find it funny when I hear "I'll never Ever do _____" And then they mention if they "will" if they were to get X amount. It show to prove that some people have a price.

Never say Never when your not sure

Reminds one of this exchange...

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”

Ah, Winston. That man was tireless in his pursuit against racism and sexism; he's got a special place in my heart.

 

[God]

guys were talking about diseases for some reason in a model's chatroom

so the model says on her mic "what is yellow fever? i know the song Yellow Submarine"

 

[UncleThursday]

Gotta love models who get it right away... first time she viewed my cam, only second time in her room:



I not only showed my elbow, but licked my finger and rubbed it. :lol:

I never got my paypal, though.

 

[Sevrin]

Gotta love models who get it right away... first time she viewed my cam, only second time in her room:



I not only showed my elbow, but licked my finger and rubbed it. :lol:

I never got my paypal, though.

Keeper detected.

 

[UncleThursday]

Gotta love models who get it right away... first time she viewed my cam, only second time in her room:



I not only showed my elbow, but licked my finger and rubbed it. :lol:

I never got my paypal, though.

Keeper detected.

She's also fairly geeky, and her accent is very small for a Ro girl. :thumbleft:

 

[Jupiter551]

EnvyXII: you got a nice booty?
Sweetcoofe: just normal

:lol: best response ever

 

[zippypinhead]

EnvyXII: you got a nice booty?
Sweetcoofe: just normal

:lol: best response ever

She's underselling. That booty is anything but "just normal."

 

[UncleThursday]

Some more Sara...




Apparently, while I sleep and you watch me, I can reach through the intartubez and touch your ass! Even in Russia! *evil laughter*

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I_Am_Iris decided to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans tonight. I don't think the booger, rotten egg, dirt, earwax, soap and vomit were to her liking.

There were not so dry heaves involved. Gargling with Pepsi was the only thing that helped.

 

[UncleThursday]

I_Am_Iris decided to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans tonight. I don't think the booger, rotten egg, dirt, earwax, soap and vomit were to her liking.

There were not so dry heaves involved. Gargling with Pepsi was the only thing that helped.

And this is why you don't eat said every flavour beans.

 

[Eebre]

Tipping for the vomit-flavoured bean has left me with a guilt I shall never cleanse. The faces! The awful faces of revulsion!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Tipping for the vomit-flavoured bean has left me with a guilt I shall never cleanse. The faces! The awful faces of revulsion!

Admit it. You'd tip again for it wouldn't you! :-D

I would. :lol:

 

[Eebre]

Admit it. You'd tip again for it wouldn't you! :-D

I would. :lol:

I could probably handle some more guilt... :whistle:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

SexyStephXS - "I'm going to put my panties back on now cause this floor is giving me rug burn on my butt and vajay."

:lol:

 

[MrRodry]

:lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

PlayboyMegan in her room today.

"Whitney, you need to stop doing this...and start pedging."
:lol:




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[LilyMarie]

AspenRae's topic tonight:

Home is where your WIFI connects automatically!

And truer words have never been spoken.

 

[ScarletRaven]

EnvyXII: you got a nice booty?
Sweetcoofe: just normal

:lol: best response ever

If her booty is normal then no other woman has hope to have a nice booty!!

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LilyMarie]

I just came across this on Aella's Chaturbate profile...