Things members say that make you LOL

[ConnerJay]

:lol:

 

[Maya]

I want to share this, I don't know where it belongs. But it made me lol.
All via PM.

he: mmmmmmmmmm
he: hi angel
me: hi
he: im looking for a pvt with a sexy ass, may i get a better look at your behind?
- I show my ass, because I'm nice -
he: i only have 600 so i can pvt 10 min, or i would tip you
he: wow
he: its pretty nice
me: thank you
he: sorry i cant tip
he: but i would love to maybe pvt with you []
me: i'm here []
he: ok
he: let me get an erection first
he: then ill start the pvt
he: you should not wear pants [] i will get erection faster, and you will get more people in your room
he: hehe
he: trust me, if people come and see what your ass looks like, they will not leave
he: i guarantee
he: babe?
me: i don't think you will take me private
he: i said i would my love
he: just let me get hard first
he: and we can start
he: trust
he: can i see how your ass looks doggystyle please? its what i want in pvt
he: it will make me hard so fast and i will start
me: when you have tokens for 10 minutes you have enough time in pvt
he: i know i do
he: this is just how i like to do things
he: i like to get hard, then start pvt
he: its like foreplay for me
he: can you please just show off your ass a little more, doggystyle
he: so we can get this going? []
me: i don't think so
he: hmm
he: []
he: you will not regret this babe
he: im telling you
me: i don't go doggy in publick
he: sorry im back
he: tease me with your ass in panties just a little more, so i can get an erection and we can start already!
he: haha
- Out of boredom I show my ass again -
He is offline.

 

[WickedTouch]

I want to share this, I don't know where it belongs. But it made me lol.
All via PM.

he: mmmmmmmmmm
he: hi angel
me: hi
he: im looking for a pvt with a sexy ass, may i get a better look at your behind?
- I show my ass, because I'm nice -
he: i only have 600 so i can pvt 10 min, or i would tip you
he: wow
he: its pretty nice
me: thank you
he: sorry i cant tip
he: but i would love to maybe pvt with you []
me: i'm here []
he: ok
he: let me get an erection first
he: then ill start the pvt
he: you should not wear pants [] i will get erection faster, and you will get more people in your room
he: hehe
he: trust me, if people come and see what your ass looks like, they will not leave
he: i guarantee
he: babe?
me: i don't think you will take me private
he: i said i would my love
he: just let me get hard first
he: and we can start
he: trust
he: can i see how your ass looks doggystyle please? its what i want in pvt
he: it will make me hard so fast and i will start
me: when you have tokens for 10 minutes you have enough time in pvt
he: i know i do
he: this is just how i like to do things
he: i like to get hard, then start pvt
he: its like foreplay for me
he: can you please just show off your ass a little more, doggystyle
he: so we can get this going? []
me: i don't think so
he: hmm
he: []
he: you will not regret this babe
he: im telling you
me: i don't go doggy in publick
he: sorry im back
he: tease me with your ass in panties just a little more, so i can get an erection and we can start already!
he: haha
- Out of boredom I show my ass again -
He is offline.

Ah, the classic freeloader... :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

In another thread:

There is a down side to having found out about this forum; you never had the pleasure of being scammed by me. Most of those models had real orgasms during my scam sessions...many multi-orgasms. Just the facts.

I laughed so hard at this one.

 

[LilyEvans]

:lol:

The 15 tokens was to add their name to my prize wheel.

 

[xDollPartsx]

Had a guy last night on MFC who tipped for my friends list then in PM was posting emote after emote about how wonderful i am and how amazing etc. In between these and in every tip note that followed would write "I AM ALMOST IN LOVE WITH YOU"
bwahahahahaha

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Alice_Biscuit]

bangP1
I love your pink, you so sweet and I love your boob.

 

[KamikaziKitty]

bangP1
I love your pink, you so sweet and I love your boob.

Having one boob is better than two or three... Less cleavage to be stared at. Right? ha ha ha

 

[Shaun__]

bangP1
I love your pink, you so sweet and I love your boob.

Having one boob is better than two or three... Less cleavage to be stared at. Right? ha ha ha

The three breasted mutant prostitutes of Mars might want to disagree with you on that point.

 

[MayaEden]

"you are sexier then chocolate hazelnut nutella spread on a graham cracker"

His exact words.

 

[Sevrin]

The three breasted mutant prostitutes of Mars might want to disagree with you on that point.

I was under the impression that it's usually the left breast that's bigger.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Someone tipped. People clapped. Three in a row just kind of amused me how they turned out so aligned.

 

[eclipse76]

A reddit user discovers MFC… and get lost in his way to fap:

 

[helloimc]

 

[LilyMarie]

Someone tipped. People clapped. Three in a row just kind of amused me how they turned out so aligned.

The names are also all the same shade of green. Very nice. :shock:

 

[ConnerJay]

Guys, I don't know how to tell you this...
I just found out I am a cannibal. I swear I didn't know, I must be one of those sleep walking cannibals.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Leon_Omega]

This could have easily gone in the WTF thread if it was't so damn funny.

Picture this, I'm in the room of my favorite camgirl at the time (which was impressive considering her very irregular schedule), a psych major. We were all talking psychology, fun stuff when you consider that the one leading the discussion was in her underwear. So this grey pops up:

Grey: Oh god, another one of these girls who tries to look intelligent just because she's heard of Freud.
Cassie: Actually, we're talking about Jung, you can tell that it's not Freud because we're not talking about penises. Try to keep up, ok?
Cassie: Nice try on trying to look intelligent by inferring that all psychology is about Freud, though.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[mynameisbob84]

This could have easily gone in the WTF thread if it was't so damn funny.

Picture this, I'm in the room of my favorite camgirl at the time (which was impressive considering her very irregular schedule), a psych major. We were all talking psychology, fun stuff when you consider that the one leading the discussion was in her underwear. So this grey pops up:

Grey: Oh god, another one of these girls who tries to look intelligent just because she's heard of Freud.
Cassie: Actually, we're talking about Jung, you can tell that it's not Freud because we're not talking about penises. Try to keep up, ok?
Cassie: Nice try on trying to look intelligent by inferring that all psychology is about Freud, though.

This guy clearly wasn't tapped into the collective unconscious (eh? eh?) of the room and resultantly did the chat room equivalent of smearing shit on the walls, (we're doing a Freudian bit now) effectively projecting his misgivings about the lack of attention his mother paid him when he was younger on to women in general and this model in particular.


Yeah, that's right, I know stuff about things :?

 

[BarbieLuv]

Him - "If I take you Excl, will you eat a burger for me?"
Me - "No, sorry! I just ate breakfast, and I don't have a burger available to eat even if I was hungry. "
Him - "How about a whole jar of Nutella?"
Me - "...No, I don't have any Nutella. And I'm not hungry, so I'm afraid I'm not interested. Thanks for asking though!"
Him - "Do you have a big bag of chips you could eat? I need to see you eat! How about marshmallows?!"
Me - *shakes head slowly* *perma-bans*

:lol:

 

[Nordling]

Asked during a gold show. She ignored him.

 

[ComicOzzie]

bekenpawer: i like the offer 3 vids for 75 tks
bekenpawer: but i actually i have 70 tk
bekenpawer: -.-
LoonaVision: dear, u do realise that i can see how much tokens u have

:lol:

 

[Fay_Galore]

totallyanonymousmember: don't let the bbs bite
totallyanonymousmember: bb = bed bugs
totallyanonymousmember: i've cracked the code

I think he did!

 

[mynameisbob84]

totallyanonymousmember: don't let the bbs bite
totallyanonymousmember: bb = bed bugs
totallyanonymousmember: i've cracked the code

I think he did!

Sounds like a smart guy. Probably incredibly well hung too.

 

[Leon_Omega]

forgive me for being brash but it would be nice if you would pull your pants down and rub your crotch, if that's not too forward

He couldn't have put that more politely

 

[JimsX]

bigstuff7: im not like these other old guy
bigstuff7: you'll be pleasantly surprised
bigstuff7: lets play
bigstuff7: check out my cam babe
SEXADDICTEDX: i see cams for 100
bluemax45: nice to meet u mm gave u 5 stars xx
bigstuff7: i only pay for show babe
bigstuff7: u should be tipping me for my cam hah

:lol: He gave up

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I know most people don't seem to read topics. But it's just funny when they don't even look at the screens.

 

[Leon_Omega]

can i pm me

I dunno, man, is this a trick question?