Things members say that make you LOL

[yossarian]

lopso18: baby u do show in sky

 

[Magpie]

In public chat last night:

Weirdo: you're not typing so you're not gonna do very well on here
Me: What? I'm talking you knob, why would I type if I can talk?
Weirdo: I DON'T HAVE ANY SOUND
(At which point I laugh visibly on cam)
Weirdo: FINE I'LL GO FIND OTHER MODELS WHO ARE A LOT PRETTIER THAN YOU AND HAVE HALF A BRAIN CELL
Me: If you want to find a model with half a brain cell then that's fine, I like to think I have more than that
Weirdo: *leaves*

 

[pg240]

In public chat last night:

Weirdo: you're not typing so you're not gonna do very well on here
Me: What? I'm talking you knob, why would I type if I can talk?
Weirdo: I DON'T HAVE ANY SOUND
(At which point I laugh visibly on cam)
Weirdo: FINE I'LL GO FIND OTHER MODELS WHO ARE A LOT PRETTIER THAN YOU AND HAVE HALF A BRAIN CELL
Me: If you want to find a model with half a brain cell then that's fine, I like to think I have more than that
Weirdo: *leaves*

I think it's clear who has half a brain cell, and it isn't a model.

 

[LilyMarie]

Timezones? What timezones? You mean it's NOT the same time everywhere in the world??

 

[CharlotteLace]

Oh Aidan, you're such a charmer! :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Oh Aidan, you're such a charmer! :lol:

Is that a prerequisite? Cause i'm gonna have to make a few changes on my list if it is.

 

[LilyMarie]

I'll admit it was ignorant of me to assume he was tweeting Japanese or Chinese, that was stupid. I wasn't thinking.
But the "no no no!" just made me laugh.

 

[bakersman]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Try that on him next time, it's Korean for 'ha ha ha ha' (pronounced ke-ke-ke-ke)

 

[PlayboyMegan]

If you were my girlfriend I would give you food and water

 

[xSALTx]

If you were my girlfriend I would give you food and water

Is this also the type of "girlfriend" we keep chained in the basement?

Definitely a keeper...

 

[Jillybean]

If you were my girlfriend I would give you food and water

Is this also the type of "girlfriend" we keep chained in the basement?

Definitely a keeper...

Providing for the womb your children will grow in is such a caveman instinct. Haha!

I think it's kind of funny.

I had guys today asking for all kinds of free shit "show ass bb" lol. Then a reg says, "Show me your elbows and we will go exclusive." :lol: :lol: :lol: I still didn't show them. :hand: We went exclusive any way. :dance: And it turned out, he did not want an elbow show. :roll:

 

[yossarian]

I'll admit it was ignorant of me to assume he was tweeting Japanese or Chinese, that was stupid. I wasn't thinking.
But the "no no no!" just made me laugh.

Korea Man is the best superhero.

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[Leah]

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Totto: you should sell masks of yourself so we could stick them on our gf's faces

 

[JaneLoveland]

Totto: you should sell masks of yourself so we could stick them on our gf's faces

Oh my god, Megan. :?

 

[bawksy]

DonDingus: It's okay, that's how I feel about everything. Everyone is out doing stuff and I'm just sitting here masturbating

 

[Jupiter551]

mjbrown29: u wish dunb ass

 

[AlixLynx]

I do custom videos and consider myself super open-minded, no judgments ever! But this one guy made me bust out laughing immediately. He asked me for a custom video which entailed me putting on makeup in a mirror and talking about how sexy I was-- OK, no problem. Then he proceeded to say, "And then have someone come up behind you with a huge tub full of pudding and dump it on your head, and you have to act shocked." I guess there's a first time for everything…?! LOL

 

[bakersman]

What's funny is that "you have to act shocked."

like you'd get pudding dumped on your head and you'd be like "meh, pudding again?"

I'd do it like this: the pudding is dumped and you go into a rage, but then start screaming "I ASKED FOR BUTTERSCOTCH THIS IS CARAMEL!!!!!!"

 

[KamikaziKitty]

What's funny is that "you have to act shocked."

like you'd get pudding dumped on your head and you'd be like "meh, pudding again?"

I'd do it like this: the pudding is dumped and you go into a rage, but then start screaming "I ASKED FOR BUTTERSCOTCH THIS IS CARAMEL!!!!!!"

Thank you BakersMan for making my day... Total gigglesnort and I definitely added a "bitch" at the end of your last quote in my head...

 

[Magpie]

I have some really funny regulars. They make me laugh when I'm trying to be sexy.

(At this point I had a Christmas self-adhesive sticky bow on each nipple and was waiting for tips to rip them off)

Choaders: Rip it off. The pain will only be short and sharp. Like my willy

And also, in reply to a guy who had "bobas" in his username:

Choaders: Take your bizarre Star Wars fetish elsewhere

 

[LadyLuna]

And also, in reply to a guy who had "bobas" in his username:

Choaders: Take your bizarre Star Wars fetish elsewhere

Maybe it's not that bizarre of a fetish

 

[bawksy]

Aella Ahkbar!

 

[ComicOzzie]

SeeYourAss: got some panties there, so i could see that tight ass of yours?

I gotta say, this request took me completely by surprise. :lol:

 

[CallMeWilliam]

carjacker111: want to watch me stick a tablespoon down my dick?

 

[LilyMarie]

The "brb I sleep" just killed me :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

The "brb I sleep" just killed me :lol:

I looked at his profile. 3 followers. Follows 11. And those tweets to you are the only ones he's done.
You almost have to accept the 1000 now you should be so honored! :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[PlayboyMegan]

MrAlcoholic: your ass is kinda like the best thing in my life right now.