Things members say that make you LOL

[Nordling]

A model who has guests and basics unmuted starts a private.

tyronekfc (basic): i bet (model's name) doesnt even take her shirt off in pvt lol
tyronekfc: borin ho lol
Guest04929: tyron, don't be mad just cause ur too cheap to take her private.
tyronekfc: im mad shes fat and ugly
tyronekfc: btch is insecure she looksl ike a whalrus lol
tyronekfc: whalrus from spongebob square pants (sandy) lol
Guest04929: and yet you're still in her room
tyronekfc: yh i am my mouse is broken moron

Ha ha ha! Trapped trapped trapped in a model's room on a computer because his mouse is broken....forever! So sad.

 

[JordanBlack]

My whole Friday night chat was a LOL (alcohol was involved though). Here are some gems...

After completing my naked countdown, I put in the number for the cumshow, but forget to modify the topic to "xxxx until cumshow"

Topic: *Tequila weekend! 100 toks =SHOT/ 1050 naked!
Pervthulhu: how much more naked can you get jo ?
Pervthulhu: thought it was going to be some david lynch shit and you were going to take off your skin and have 2 midget clowns in there

more...

HAL9K: I want nuggs
drnugget: i'm taken
drnugget: palmelea handerson has me

CaptainSays: why am i always out of fucking tokens?
Pervthulhu: i think all my tokens were normal tokens, i couldnt find the fucking ones

this is more of a wtf lol

tommygun9999: it must be hot where you are coz you look like your sweating like a pedofile in a playground

rvdealer555: u role play
SandyVagina: jo has a level 7 paladin

 

[emptiedglass]

A model who has guests and basics unmuted starts a private.

tyronekfc (basic): i bet (model's name) doesnt even take her shirt off in pvt lol
tyronekfc: borin ho lol
Guest04929: tyron, don't be mad just cause ur too cheap to take her private.
tyronekfc: im mad shes fat and ugly
tyronekfc: btch is insecure she looksl ike a whalrus lol
tyronekfc: whalrus from spongebob square pants (sandy) lol
Guest04929: and yet you're still in her room
tyronekfc: yh i am my mouse is broken moron

Ha ha ha! Trapped trapped trapped in a model's room on a computer because his mouse is broken....forever! So sad.

There are worse places to be trapped! :lol:

 

[Nordling]

:shock: "...like a pedophile in a playground" has to be the worst-thought-out simile in the history of the language.

Second place may go to Tom Wolfe's "the sky looked like a pile of dead nuns."

 

[Jacky7]

LOL

 

[helloimc]

would you break up with a guy because he wore tighty whities?

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Nordling]

I like to tell guys like him that rating a profile five stars has the same effect on cam score as a diaphragm for Renée Richards affects ANYTHING.

 

[Anonymous]

I like to tell guys like him that rating a profile five stars has the same effect on cam score as a diaphragm for Renée Richards affects ANYTHING.

They might as well ditch the rate/admire feature. On sites like Streamate and ImLive star ratings are important, because it determines a model's placement on the homepage (and on ImLive your average star rating determines how high your price-per-minute can be). On a site like MyFreeCams where cam scores determine a model's placement, that rate/admire feature don't mean DICK...lol.

 

[helloimc]

Guest182838: Can you say my name?

 

[LilyMarie]

Yesterday...

JakeWebster: Will you say, Jake Webster has a tiny penis

(I just ignored him, not wanting to say anything mean because he tipped a tiny bit before [which wasn't for his request])

3 minutes later:

JakeWebster: Jake Webster has a tiny penis
JakeWebster: its like a thimble

That kind of made me wonder if he jerked off to his own words written on the screen, after it turned out I wouldn't say them. :|

 

[Anonymous]

3 minutes later:

JakeWebster: Jake Webster has a tiny penis
JakeWebster: its like a thimble

LOL. When I make fun of a guy's dick, I like to say it's a "thimble-sized dick" or a "Tic Tac dick."

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

3 minutes later:

JakeWebster: Jake Webster has a tiny penis
JakeWebster: its like a thimble

LOL. When I make fun of a guy's dick, I like to say it's a "thimble-sized dick" or a "Tic Tac dick."

If you've got to be small, Tic Tac dick doesn't sound bad. At least you might get blow jobs because you're minty and refreshing.

 

[CorinneCooper]

Nah... don't let them be a minty tic-tac. Tell them they are an orange tic-tac... so tiny and nobody wants it in their mouth

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Nah... don't let them be a minty tic-tac. Tell them they are an orange tic-tac... so tiny and nobody wants it in their mouth

I love orange tic tacs D: dont judge me

 

[Anonymous]

I love orange tic tacs D: dont judge me

Me too. The minty Tic Tacs were the ones I couldn't stand.

So yes, minty Tic Tac = bad. :-D

 

[LaceyRoyce]

This.

 

[Nordling]

Not a big deal, I guess but it struck me as kind of funny:

Member: have i ever tipped you before?

(Unlikely I'd guess)

 

[JoleneBrody]

YouCrackMeUp: my kybord s stckng
YouCrackMeUp: crp

This is still making me giggle!

 

[pg240]

Yesterday...

JakeWebster: Will you say, Jake Webster has a tiny penis

(I just ignored him, not wanting to say anything mean because he tipped a tiny bit before [which wasn't for his request])

3 minutes later:

JakeWebster: Jake Webster has a tiny penis
JakeWebster: its like a thimble

That kind of made me wonder if he jerked off to his own words written on the screen, after it turned out I wouldn't say them. :|

I suspect he probably felt small all over, because I think we all ignored him.

 

[LilyMarie]

Nah... don't let them be a minty tic-tac. Tell them they are an orange tic-tac... so tiny and nobody wants it in their mouth

I love orange tic tacs D: dont judge me

Orange Tic-Tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice.

^ If anyone remembers this, I love you

 

[LilyMarie]

A message on reddit...

Your small boobs are great. Your beautiful face is awesome. Could you post a pic of your tummy and ass very soon? Everything looks amazing so far

:lol:

Sure, let me hurry up as I'm fulfilling your request for free. I don't want to make you wait or anything! D:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Not a big deal, I guess but it struck me as kind of funny:

Member: have i ever tipped before?

(Unlikely I'd guess)

Fixed that for you. :handgestures-salute:

 

[morment]

Orange Tic-Tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice.

^ If anyone remembers this, I love you

I love that movie.

 

[JordanBlack]

This received as a tip note:

command me to salute you with my cum

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Comma placement, oh so vital.

Kickaz got a laugh out of it. :lol:

 

[Alana Cruise]

Using a hitachi about to cum....doesnt that hurt your vagina?

WTF?

 

[Jupiter551]

XciteMee: damn babe, wish that was my 10 inches

 

[Kickaz]

Comma placement, oh so vital.

Kickaz got a laugh out of it. :lol:

That was still there even after you left, my regulars that tipped must like guys apparently (you tipped too jerry) lol..... Still laughing !

 

[Kickaz]

Using a hitachi about to cum....doesnt that hurt your vagina?

WTF?

Makes me wonder if he has ever seen let alone touched a woman's vagina....