Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[BoobieT69]

 

[Modern Mystic]

Had a new guy in my room last night and he got SO excited when he saw that we are in the same city He started shooting off questions, rapid-fire. Do you work at ______? How old are you? What neighborhood do you live in? Do you have a boyfriend? Can we get coffee sometime? JFC.

 

[BoobieT69]

Anytime a member acts all excited and tells you "OMG I went premium for you, you're awesome!"

Has 100 reward points.

Has tipped you 0.

What's the fucking point? Am I supposed to be flattered that I inspired you to buy tokens and then spend them on other girls? How did you imagine this scenario of telling me this working out?

OR "babe I am broke,but has the tks on HIGH" why are you lying?I didn`t even asked for money,now go f yourself

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Had a new guy in my room last night and he got SO excited when he saw that we are in the same city He started shooting off questions, rapid-fire. Do you work at ______? How old are you? What neighborhood do you live in? Do you have a boyfriend? Can we get coffee sometime? JFC.

Tell him you lied on the profile. You actually live in Guam.

 

[SaffronBurke]

When I say I don't offer masturbation shows and the response is "what are you here for then?"

Oh, gee, I don't know, any of the plethora of other things that people like to fap to? Just because that's your preference doesn't mean that other folks can't find enjoyment in non-explicit private shows. I've had block sessions where people just wanted to watch me dance or tease. It's cool if that doesn't make YOUR boner happy, but don't be rude.

 

[ExcellaExe]

Had one guy ask me if I enjoy orgasming. Like... really? I'd be in the wrong side of the internets if I didn't, bruh.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Had one guy ask me if I enjoy orgasming. Like... really? I'd be in the wrong side of the internets if I didn't, bruh.

Has there ever been anyone in the world who said no?

 

[ExcellaExe]

Has there ever been anyone in the world who said no?

If they did they clearly have never had one lol

 

[babyfaceforever]

I was cracking up so much, which most definitely encouraged him, but holy shit I'm still laffin'. Holla!

 

[Val Vega]

Has there ever been anyone in the world who said no?

Orgasms offend my Victorian sensibilities!

 

[ExcellaExe]

Orgasms offend my Victorian sensibilities!

Best avoid table legs, then!

 

[BoobieT69]

he had 790 and my topic was 20 spank,50 boobs flash,70 ass flash

 

[ToxicLust]

"What kind of diapers do you have"

Ewwww

 

[lovergirl]

This didn't make me go WTF but it did make me LOL...
on Flirt 4 Free...

Me: Tip to chat
Him: Uhhhmmm NO. It's called flirt for FREE.

I'm still giggly.

 

[ExcellaExe]

I'm Cherokee (enrolled and everything!) and had one guy go "you can be my squaw."

Squaw is a slur. He got banned in short order.

"What kind of diapers do you have"

Ewwww

is this on MFC? I miiiight know who you're talking about haha

 

[ExcellaExe]

DP I... didn't type that first part in this area? Glitch?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

DP I... didn't type that first part in this area? Glitch?

The forum allows you to hit 'quote' from messages in any thread and insert them in other threads. It will also stack them up, so you can hit quote from here and quote from several other threads. Then later when you hit insert it puts them all in. Also it auto saves drafts as you type a post. So if you start to type something in one thread but decide to not post it...that draft is saved. You can come back days later and your words will still be there if you decide to type something then.

Basically a lot of tricky ways it could have gotten in there.

 

[ToxicLust]

I'm Cherokee (enrolled and everything!) and had one guy go "you can be my squaw."

Squaw is a slur. He got banned in short order.

is this on MFC? I miiiight know who you're talking about haha

Yes it was, not sure if we can use members names on here.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

 

[Val Vega]

Not so much what they say, but what they send: dick pics. I think I'm going to start reposting any dick pics sent to me to mock them.

 

[BoobieT69]

Are you a mermaid?(um yeah I am whatever you want) member goes in pvt and says :You`re a scammer where the fuck is your tail?I am going to report this!

 

[GeorgyGirl]

Member: How many tokens for you to pick a booger and eat it in private?
Me: WTF LOL i ll pass on that!

 

[EmilyRay]

'I wanna make your ass cum'

'I wanna make your senses cum'

seriously

 

[ExcellaExe]

*says I don't do butt stuff*

*asks for butt stuff*

-_-

 

[Nordling]

No, they're GMO

 

[ComicOzzie]

that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

mannen2015: if i pay 200 for pm can i see real amazing anal stuf?

 

[Fatquack]

that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

mannen2015: if i pay 200 for pm can i see real amazing anal stuf?

Take the tokens and send him a goatse link!

 

[YelloMit]

I was in a room with a model and I saw this dude constantly asking for tits. She wanted 100 tokens for that, so she said no. He started to get upset and started calling her a slut. (10/10 logic)

She kept saying no unless he tipped.

Then, he said "I hope Trump drops a bomb on you, you fucking dirty mexican." and he got destroyed in chat by her and other members.

Oh, and she was South African.

 

[Josiebeans]

One of the many many many reasons I'll be closing my DMs really soon
(I did it experimentally and guess what: Maybe a couple friendly conversations, but mostly "Hi's" and "I want to lick ur pussy baby" lmfao)

Do not recommend opening your DMs as a model

 

[ComicOzzie]

Just an outstanding profile page, sir...

Meaning of Lifeumb ass
Five Things I Can't Live Without:Nope Dumbass
Favorite Booksumbass
What I Like To Do For Funumbass
Favorite Movies:BoingYongWeed
Craziest Thing I've Ever DoneUMbass
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Nowumbass
Hobbies:Tittieclub
Talentsumbass
Perfect Mateumbass
Perfect Dateumbass
Turn Ons/Offsumbass
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:Meanass nigga