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Just imagine all that shrapnel?! All I can think about is how excited those kids were to get footage of the trainwreck in Super 8.
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Just imagine all that shrapnel?! All I can think about is how excited those kids were to get footage of the trainwreck in Super 8.
Yep, that's how you get free PM privileges.
Is there a good way to be a trainwreck in bed?
"Yo baby baby, sex with me is like a fucking trainwreck. I get easily sidetracked, it all happens so quickly, and at the end of it all, everybody involved is just relieved it's over and vows never to ride me again. But I mean, like, in a good way"
- Aug 11, 2012
- 4,895
- 32,269
- 693
- Twitter Username
- @pinkiepixi
- MFC Username
- pinkiepixi
- Streamate Username
- pinkiepixi
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/165388/PinkiePixi/
- Clips4Sale URL
- http://clips4sale.com/store/62623/pinkiepixii
Member: We'll go panty shopping at together someday...I feel like that'll happen
My response: Its nice to have dreams and aspirations
My response: Its nice to have dreams and aspirations
- Jun 16, 2012
- 9,162
- 23,438
- 1,593
- 38
- Twitter Username
- @Ann_sulu19
- Streamate Username
- Ann_Sulu
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/54402/Ann_Sulu/
This totally cracked me up for some reason...
ImTheWarrior has tipped TaniaAngel 1 tokens.
ImTheWarrior: pm me
ImTheWarrior has tipped TaniaAngel 1 tokens.
ImTheWarrior: pm me
- Feb 23, 2015
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"do not run your masterpiece through Google translate" != "Google Translate does not run through your work and"
A plastic surgeon who cannot tell implants from natural boobs? Hmmm....
wildchild6944: are those real or enhanced?
wildchild6944: lol saline or silicone?
wildchild6944: i like to imagine them
wildchild6944: how they would feel
wildchild6944: i am a plastic surgeon
wildchild6944: this is what i do for a living
wildchild6944: so to me it matters
wildchild6944: are those real or enhanced?
wildchild6944: lol saline or silicone?
wildchild6944: i like to imagine them
wildchild6944: how they would feel
wildchild6944: i am a plastic surgeon
wildchild6944: this is what i do for a living
wildchild6944: so to me it matters
Asked the model about buttstuff and got this lovely offer from a member...
lanistabarista: Johndoe. I do anal for u
lanistabarista: JohnDoe. But I have to kill you. U know that?
lanistabarista: Johndoe. I do anal for u
lanistabarista: JohnDoe. But I have to kill you. U know that?
- Feb 23, 2015
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In the room of the #8 ranked model...
geo33178 has tipped AnaAriana 5 tokens: 'pls flash your breasts'
geo33178 has tipped AnaAriana 5 tokens: 'pls flash your breasts'
someone requested to have me lick my friends armpit jejeje
08:49:22 PM LuvyorClit: I noticed before that you are gay.
08:49:27 PM LuvyorClit: How do you do webcams if you are?
08:49:48 PM DelilahBae: im not having sex with men
08:50:18 PM LuvyorClit: I know, but how do you get anyone to like you on here, if you don't like men?
08:50:41 PM LuvyorClit: I mean I do, a lot, and am a fan.
08:51:04 PM DelilahBae: well idk, i like entertaining. it's not like i'm dating here
08:51:20 PM LuvyorClit: But how do you know what men like?
Well for starters, I'm not a fucking idiot.
(Got this on my first day on mfc. I've since changed my profile to bisexual because HOLY SHIT what a headache)
08:49:27 PM LuvyorClit: How do you do webcams if you are?
08:49:48 PM DelilahBae: im not having sex with men
08:50:18 PM LuvyorClit: I know, but how do you get anyone to like you on here, if you don't like men?
08:50:41 PM LuvyorClit: I mean I do, a lot, and am a fan.
08:51:04 PM DelilahBae: well idk, i like entertaining. it's not like i'm dating here
08:51:20 PM LuvyorClit: But how do you know what men like?
Well for starters, I'm not a fucking idiot.
(Got this on my first day on mfc. I've since changed my profile to bisexual because HOLY SHIT what a headache)
Got this message on SM after a goldshow yesterday:
"Free Video - Tipped $1
Send me a good one to keep me coming back for more."
...because I dont know how I could ever continue my camming career without "gimmi.dat.ass"'s one dollar lol
"Free Video - Tipped $1
Send me a good one to keep me coming back for more."
...because I dont know how I could ever continue my camming career without "gimmi.dat.ass"'s one dollar lol
This is the answer to all my prayers...
duroyrico:Rock her world!! =) EZBONE .COM guarantees your dick to be stronger, harder, and longer lasting than ever before.. EZBONE .COM
duroyrico:Rock her world!! =) EZBONE .COM guarantees your dick to be stronger, harder, and longer lasting than ever before.. EZBONE .COM
I'm gonna pass on this...
starhero2014: Hey would you like to see my big 8inch cock on webcam?it can multisquirt up to 5 an hour, CAN SQUIRT TWICE IN 2MINS IF U WANT, MESSAGE ME
starhero2014: Hey would you like to see my big 8inch cock on webcam?it can multisquirt up to 5 an hour, CAN SQUIRT TWICE IN 2MINS IF U WANT, MESSAGE ME
From a member since 2011, to a model with a 73,000 camscore...
shawnopher35: never seen you here before
shawnopher35: I am glad I found you
shawnopher35: never seen you here before
shawnopher35: I am glad I found you
A member came into my room, tipped whatever the required amount was for an ass flash, then tipped me 1 token during the flash with the tip note: "ok bb now wet those fingers get deep inside for daddy bb u can do this". Uhh... right every flash I've ever seen has turned into anal gangbang 3.0 with two or three 1 token tips.
Are you only on mfc? Cause members can't leave a tip note for anything under 5 tokens.
Yah, must've been five then. It was infuriating, nonetheless.
NekoMieow
Inactive Cam Model
Maybe you've seen things like these before....
Member from Thailand: "open shoulder.open shoulder now". Oh and he insisted I was Thai and he'd seen me on the street
A very informed guy: "Girls get fucked and cum through their pee hole, I wanna see your pee hole to see where I'd put my dick in"
Member from Thailand: "open shoulder.open shoulder now". Oh and he insisted I was Thai and he'd seen me on the street
A very informed guy: "Girls get fucked and cum through their pee hole, I wanna see your pee hole to see where I'd put my dick in"
- Nov 10, 2014
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- Twitter Username
- @kristacams
- MFC Username
- Kristajay
- Chaturbate Username
- Kristajay
recently i had a member on chaturbate tell me
"you should date arab man"
and when i asked why... he replied with...
"because then you no has to do this"
LOL
"you should date arab man"
and when i asked why... he replied with...
"because then you no has to do this"
LOL
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Not sure how this will help anyone...huge TMI.
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