Got my first creep-o 4 days ago. I was super proud of myself - this guy comes in creepin' around: "you look just like my daughter. How old are you?"
"24 (dude, read the profile, duh) OLD lol Nobody's calling me barely legal LOL'"
"Tru. True lol. Oh my god! so is my daughter. What bra size are you?"
" I dunno. It changes a lot (Creep, I ain't playin your game. Take a hint.)"
"You look like a 36 CC. I know that bc my daughter makes me go out and buy bras and tampons for her."
"You're a wonderful father. You must have been the parent that got up @ 2 am to sing her to sleep when she was a baby!"
"No, She's spoilt...she's always making me go buy tampons for her and the saying she wants something bigger to fit!!!!
She made me put in her first tampon when she was 12. Soooo much I wonder today what she looks like under her clothes. I always buy my baby girl best clothes."
So at that point I said "well hold on a second. So I can show you what she wants.
" And started going to TOWN on my dildo -wasn't making any money anyway so I put up the topic Free Random 8min Cumshow!! And everything. I'm not a top ten model or anything, so it was a big deal for 30+ ppl to flood my room.
I'm working the dildo with one hand and copy pasting all this guy's nastiness with the other. So I was satisfied when ppl were like "yeah if you think that's gonna sexy rp you're gonna be in jail SOON. And "dude ur sick gtfo". None stayed past the 8 mins, but it was enough for me to know ppl SAW. And that the dude was embarrassed to have his nasty fantasy aired for all to see.
In retaliation the guy copy-pasted something I "said" - -
ComtesseDame: My Grandpa showed me how to use my first tampon!
Good job, incest guy. My grampa+tampons is gonna end my MFC career.