Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[glight116]

Oops here they come down the hall. Thanks, sorry we didn't cum. Maybe next time.

LMFAO....im just imagining the grandchildren coming down the hall... :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oops here they come down the hall. Thanks, sorry we didn't cum. Maybe next time.

LMFAO....im just imagining the grandchildren coming down the hall... :lol:

"Good morning, grandpa? What.... what are you DOING?!"

 

[ComicOzzie]

So a model informed her room that she was very excited to be going to Vegas for the first time, which naturally led to this question...

themac2213: are you going to strip in vegas you would make sooooo much $ 1000 to 2000 a night you are hot

 

[DaddyDominant]

This guy needs a one-way ticket to the nearest nuthouse. Solitary padded cell.

(Warning: rape talk)

Our Horny is amazing and wonderful.

If that's not a new sig, I don't know what is...

 

[ComicOzzie]

Again, I need help translating this from moron to English...

LUVAMISTRO: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ineed all Moms 2livez long always svd bbz. Stronger daily iv re. wat iv sown cum clown bbz Assets i'm not ..sped unfed yes. i'm just conformin

:?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Things members DO that make me go WTF:

When I have a night where each private ends just as I'm getting close to orgasm.

Rude.

It's fine if you bust your nut in 2.5 minutes, but would you mind hanging around an extra 30 seconds so I can, too? Now I gotta wash my dildo, pee, and put my pants back on, and I didn't even get an orgasm out of it.

 

[Artaeus]

OK, I'll have a bash, I've had to use three different translation device so far, it keeps melting them...

Again, I need help translating this from moron to English...

LUVAMISTRO: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ineed all Moms 2livez long always svd bbz. Stronger daily iv re. wat iv sown cum clown bbz Assets i'm not ..sped unfed yes. i'm just conformin

:?

"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY (that bit was quite easy) I require all maternal units to function for a considerable period, possibly even eternally. [I believe he short-circuited here, or maybe the meds kicked in] I am stronger, daily with regards to what I have sown [No. Fucking. Clue.]. Cum Clown Babies' equity, I am not [Don't know what he's on. But it must be good shit]. I hurried, and I missed dinner. I did. This makes me sad. But I am attempting to fit in."

The middle kinda devolved into mindless rambling, maybe just hitting keys and by no means greater than good fortune, did something resembling language appear...

 

[Johndoe91]

There's at least 3 WTFs in there

 

[ComicOzzie]

So the model had a countdown to get topless for 1800 tokens...

BuzgLo: hy
BuzgLo: you get naked?
BuzgLo: give you 100 ?

 

[DeadCamzzz]

I'm personally very disappointed that I haven't appeared in this thread more than once.

When I see two models on cam atm I like to say "Hello, do you two know each other please?"

I should get some kind of award for that, that is perfect.

This is one funny, but i mean, people who ask "are you sisters?" should be smacked.

 

[JimsX]

Since I've been such a good tipper, can we have a public show at naked?

Can you give me a little doggie angle? My 1200 in tips today should make it worth it.;-)

I'll catch ya later...hopefully I tipped enough to pay for your dinner this evening!

Just ugh. We get it dude, you tipped decently. Next time either prvt her or just stfu.

 

[JickyJuly]

Since I've been such a good tipper, can we have a public show at naked?

Can you give me a little doggie angle? My 1200 in tips today should make it worth it.;-)

I'll catch ya later...hopefully I tipped enough to pay for your dinner this evening!

Just ugh. We get it dude, you tipped decently. Next time either prvt her or just stfu.

*hits the ban button for her*

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Since I've been such a good tipper, can we have a public show at naked?

Can you give me a little doggie angle? My 1200 in tips today should make it worth it.;-)

I'll catch ya later...hopefully I tipped enough to pay for your dinner this evening!

Just ugh. We get it dude, you tipped decently. Next time either prvt her or just stfu.

I've complained about these dudes too much here but man, never not annoying. I feel like mentioning any prior tip is corny/tacky/cheap and pretty much would ruin the thought behind the tip if I was the model. Seriously seen dudes mention tips from weeks earlier like what the fuck does that got to do with anything tho? Can't tip today sweetheart but don't forget about them nickels I bestowed upon you last month. I really don't know how some models don't rage or call out these comments, shit would be infuriating to me. Would be the worst cam performer ever.

Once you tip, get what you tipped for or hang out and wait for the show to start. If you tipped towards a countdown, you don't get to make any requests. Tip if you have a request. Doesn't matter what you have tipped in the past, you aren't owed shit and you can't expect the same attention if you start to freeload. This might seem like common sense to us but many dudes be struggling and just hurting their own cause. Happy model that feels appreciated is going to give a way better show than a model that feels annoyed but obligated to do it anyway. This is going to sound really cheesy but if you show/treat most camgirls with a certain level of respect, you are going to have a really good time with them. Don't have to be overly polite or a kiss ass or anything like that. Just be respectful to her and her time and she will do her best to respect your time and money.

 

[Magnolia]

On the topic of entitled big tippers:

I hate it when someone tips me to join an higher level of my Crew (which is the only way someone can get Skype time with me) and immediately wants me to Skype with them. :naughty:

My style is pretty much all about chat interaction, that's why I never take surprise privates and schedule Skype WAY in advance. I mean, thank you to the person who tipped and yes I owe you Skype, but you can't expect me to leave everyone else (including other tippers/Crew members) to cater to you right that second. If you so strongly desire personal time with me ASAP I'm totally willing to work with you and maybe do a Skype once I sign off MFC but do not expect it. One on one time is very stressful for me and I need time to prepare.

 

[ComicOzzie]

The worst ones are the members who want the model to do stuff in free chat because he tipped ANOTHER model a lot of tokens earlier in the day.

I've dropped over 3,000 tokens today, bb. Show me what you got.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

The worst ones are the members who want the model to do stuff in free chat because he tipped ANOTHER model a lot of tokens earlier in the day.

I've dropped over 3,000 tokens today, bb. Show me what you got.

I tell those members that if they spend the same amount on me, I might just give 'em a gold star.

 

[SaffronBurke]

The worst ones are the members who want the model to do stuff in free chat because he tipped ANOTHER model a lot of tokens earlier in the day.

I've dropped over 3,000 tokens today, bb. Show me what you got.

Better yet, I was on KinkLive a couple nights ago, and there was nobody logged in their account in my room, just anonymous.

since nobody here can pay, you should give us a treat

If you wanna see my tits for free, go check Twitter and Tumblr. If you wanna see 'em live, make an account, and and tip me yourself.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

The worst ones are the members who want the model to do stuff in free chat because he tipped ANOTHER model a lot of tokens earlier in the day.

I've dropped over 3,000 tokens today, bb. Show me what you got.

Better yet, I was on KinkLive a couple nights ago, and there was nobody logged in their account in my room, just anonymous.

since nobody here can pay, you should give us a treat

If you wanna see my tits for free, go check Twitter and Tumblr. If you wanna see 'em live, make an account, and and tip me yourself.

I don't allow anons to chat...that usually starts conversation pretty quickly there.

 

[JordanBlack]

Twitter :/...locking it down was the best decision ever.

 

[Sevrin]

Twitter :/...locking it down was the best decision ever.

There are no lengths some people won't go to in order to find a way to emigrate from some places. Over 2,000 have drowned in the Mediterranean this year trying to find their way to a better life.

 

[JordanBlack]

There are no lengths some people won't go to in order to find a way to emigrate from some places. Over 2,000 have drowned in the Mediterranean this year trying to find their way to a better life.

And I empathize with anyone that finds themselves in such a drastic situation. I will always be a staunch supporter of open border policy, but that fella took it to a new level, stating that he only talks with sex workers because he wants them to help him get a visa to another country is just demeaning for those women.

The assumption that sex workers would be more prone on breaking the law in order to marry a stranger on the internet is plainly idiotic.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seek help, finn...

finnof1: hola beautiful ...watch me stimulate my urethra/peehole with metal dilator/dildo

:?

 

[BlairLuxe]

This guy... I'm going to put this in a spoiler to save space, because he had a LOT to say.

Spoiler

He also tweeted this at just Abbey Rhode earlier... He's VERY enthusiastic about this Twitter thing.

I have literally NO clue. What in the world?

 

[NicoleRiley]

Guy: How much to open cam?
Me: 100 tokens
*guy tips 96 tkns with no tip note*
Me: ???
Guy: I thought that could be our special number.

WHAT?!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I know it's noon, but I haven't had my coffee yet.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Seek help, finn...

finnof1: hola beautiful ...watch me stimulate my urethra/peehole with metal dilator/dildo

:?

Yeah, the peehole games never fail to make me wince.

 

[waogo]

As a man who has had way too many things stuck up his peehole in the past year by doctors, fuck that guy.

 

[Nordling]

Too often ignorant people think they're complementing a woman, but are really showing how bigoted they really are:

 

[SaffronBurke]

what brings you here

Well, I'm a girl, I'm on cam, and my topic says "tip for requests, ready for fun in private". My profile talks extensively about the kinds of shows you can get from me in private, I have videos for sale....

I'm OBVIOUSLY here for the free beer.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Someone just got out of law school..

DaveIntheUSA: I will tip you for a dance, lovely Ana!
DaveIntheUSA: Well start dancing then!
DaveIntheUSA: When does your sexy dance start?
golden0022: when you tip, dave
DaveIntheUSA: Then it's not a tip, is it?
DaveIntheUSA: A tip is something that is given in gratitude for services, not payment for said services.
Suramas: Dave, you've been on mfc since january 2012 - I guess you know how mfc works
DaveIntheUSA: I know how the English language works

And then the banhammer was dropped. :handgestures-salute: