Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

"I said I am a BBC ... show me ur assholes or I well take my bbc to another room"

Bye then

What porn has he been watching that people have more than one asshole?

 

[DivSavel]

thelicker2: wanna ask a wierd quest if ya allow me..?
Me: Sure, ask me.
thelicker2: when in school if guys ask to touch or lick ur boobies....
Me: :roll: yeah, that happens. Guys just come up to me in the hallway and say "Hey Lily, can I just lick your boobs for a second?" It happens so often, everyone's already gotten used to it..
thelicker2: bcoz ur beautiful n hard to resist...yea
thelicker2: so hv u...allowed them anytime..?
My face: :happy8: :help:
ThundrWeasel: Lily? Try not to let your head explode.
thelicker2: i really like u lily
Dutchy874: damn
Summit131: I'd ask you how your doing so far today, but I may have an idea ahaha
thelicker2: u neveer told...did ya allowed them anytime..?

Maybe he's watched so much porn that it's starting to bleed into reality to the point where he's convinced that every time two attractive people are near each other they must spontaneously break out into licking.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I can't even. :lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

I can't even. :lol:

If you're in the midwest, i also offer those services :whistle:

 

[SaffronBurke]

In the midst of fucking my butt in private:

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

:roll: Of all the times to ask that. I'm not conversational right now, dude.

 

[Nordling]

Not absolutely certain what he was saying...

cstoneamazin: dem nibble no they hard

 

[LilyMarie]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

 

[AlanaTaylor]

Not good enough apparently :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

Not good enough apparently :lol:

"Casual sex is evil! Also, make an appointment for a FREE aloe on pussy rubbing by me, now!"

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Not good enough apparently :lol:

"Casual sex is evil! Also, make an appointment for a FREE aloe on pussy rubbing by me, now!"

It just amazes me that someone has "doctor" in their name but knows absolutely nothing about the human body.
And can someone please explain to me what he meant by "smooth?" I've never seen a wrinkly pussy before so I don't even know what to make of that? :?

 

[mynameisbob84]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

This guy is my new favourite. I love that he calls girls "bebe" which fails both as an abbreviation and a correctly spelled pet name (even the 'bb brigade' succeed in saving themselves at least two keystrokes when wooing internet ladies by the dozen) and I love his frank and no doubt medically accurate advice. I think any one of you would be lucky to be Mrs Doctor Love some day :thumbleft:

 

[Amber_Daze]

Got this one the other day..

"If I had to cut my arm off to be with you, I would."

 

[LilLitaRose]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

This guy is my new favourite. I love that he calls girls "bebe" which fails both as an abbreviation and a correctly spelled pet name (even the 'bb brigade' succeed in saving themselves at least two keystrokes when wooing internet ladies by the dozen) and I love his frank and no doubt medically accurate advice. I think any one of you would be lucky to be Mrs Doctor Love some day :thumbleft:

Actually, "bebe" is the French word for "baby".
BUT, he is still being really freaking weird

 

[eyeteach]

I can't even. :lol:

Megan how can you possibly pass this opportunity up?

 

[JimsX]

hey what a bottom butt you have

 

[mynameisbob84]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

This guy is my new favourite. I love that he calls girls "bebe" which fails both as an abbreviation and a correctly spelled pet name (even the 'bb brigade' succeed in saving themselves at least two keystrokes when wooing internet ladies by the dozen) and I love his frank and no doubt medically accurate advice. I think any one of you would be lucky to be Mrs Doctor Love some day :thumbleft:

Actually, "bebe" is the French word for "baby".
BUT, he is still being really freaking weird

This I did not know. Next time I get all romantic and address one of you bbs as 'bb', I'mma be extra sophisticated and do it in French :dance:

 

[Brad]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

This guy is my new favourite. I love that he calls girls "bebe" which fails both as an abbreviation and a correctly spelled pet name (even the 'bb brigade' succeed in saving themselves at least two keystrokes when wooing internet ladies by the dozen) and I love his frank and no doubt medically accurate advice. I think any one of you would be lucky to be Mrs Doctor Love some day :thumbleft:

Actually, "bebe" is the French word for "baby".
BUT, he is still being really freaking weird

This I did not know. Next time I get all romantic and address one of you bbs as 'bb', I'mma be extra sophisticated and do it in French :dance:

I prefer baba, which is the Hungarian version.
:lol:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Yeah, "BB" is French, it stands for Brigitte Bardot.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

If aloe application makes a ladies dilly cha-cha smooth and tight..wonder what it might do for a guys twig and berries...hmmm...I mean he is a Doctor right???


How could he be possibly wrong you know after female clientele "bebe's"?


Will update later....

 

[LilLitaRose]

I can't even. :lol:

The guy's a complete lunatic. https://twitter.com/devanjan5/with_replies

I mean, WOW.

This guy is my new favourite. I love that he calls girls "bebe" which fails both as an abbreviation and a correctly spelled pet name (even the 'bb brigade' succeed in saving themselves at least two keystrokes when wooing internet ladies by the dozen) and I love his frank and no doubt medically accurate advice. I think any one of you would be lucky to be Mrs Doctor Love some day :thumbleft:

Actually, "bebe" is the French word for "baby".
BUT, he is still being really freaking weird

This I did not know. Next time I get all romantic and address one of you bbs as 'bb', I'mma be extra sophisticated and do it in French :dance:

Warning! If you do that to me, I may start flirting back in French. I speak a moderately.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Doctor Love is not just a doctor, but he is well versed in all of the sayings in the entire world. Wow. Amazing!

 

[ramblin]

Doctor Love is not just a doctor, but he is well versed in all of the sayings in the entire world. Wow. Amazing!

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Doctor Love is not just a doctor, but he is well versed in all of the sayings in the entire world. Wow. Amazing!

Haha that's awesome.
BTW, to make your video work just put everything AFTER "v=" in the youtube boxes and take out the rest

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude: I wanna get that anal vid. It show feet?
Me: No, it's kinda close-up on my butt.
Dude: Boooo.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Warning! If you do that to me, I may start flirting back in French. I speak a moderately.

Oui oui, bebe (it even rhymed!)...

 

[Johndoe91]

Smooth fix, mr dungeon master...

 

[LilyMarie]

bryboy27: fucking awesome barely legal bod!
mixedbk: yall just like cause she new an looks 13
bryboy27: mixedbk ur right
ehhh: my boner doesn't judge by age

 

[ComicOzzie]

Literally every single post from this member mentions "curves cut". I have no idea what it means...

deepoceanluv: damn curves cut right place to give you beauty perfection []
deepoceanluv: curves cut means = [:buttbounce]
deepoceanluv: when you running curves cut show not easy to breathe in your room for people

:?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Literally every single post from this member mentions "curves cut". I have no idea what it means...

deepoceanluv: damn curves cut right place to give you beauty perfection []
deepoceanluv: curves cut means = [:buttbounce]
deepoceanluv: when you running curves cut show not easy to breathe in your room for people

:?

There ya go. :geek:

 

[Shaun__]

Literally every single post from this member mentions "curves cut". I have no idea what it means...

deepoceanluv: damn curves cut right place to give you beauty perfection []
deepoceanluv: curves cut means = [:buttbounce]
deepoceanluv: when you running curves cut show not easy to breathe in your room for people

:?

I went and did exhaustive research, and it means butt crack.