Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Rose]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Sounds like he's probably gay. Did you tell him that?

I should have! Funny thing is, I probably am 117lbs. models always round down. STALKER!

I model for a living but I don't round down. I just plead the 5th. :lol: When people ask or try to debate me on it, I just say I like my cheeseburgers. 117lbs or not, you're still hot as hell. Who cares how much you weigh? PlayBoy has paid YOU to model for them. That says it all.

 

[Nordling]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Anywhere else if someone said that, I'd assume it was a lame joke, but on MFC or other cam sites the level of cretinism is so high, I'm sure he was serious. lol

 

[StanislavJ]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Anywhere else if someone said that, I'd assume it was a lame joke, but on MFC or other cam sites the level of cretinism is so high, I'm sure he was serious. lol

The ability to determine a 2-lb. weight difference by sight seems more savant than cretin...

 

[LadyLuna]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Anywhere else if someone said that, I'd assume it was a lame joke, but on MFC or other cam sites the level of cretinism is so high, I'm sure he was serious. lol

The ability to determine a 2-lb. weight difference by sight seems more savant than cretin...

The only way to really do that is if you also know how tall the girl is... 115 on a girl who's 4'6" is gonna look a little different than 115 on a girl who's 5'3" (little round vs almost too thin)

 

[Nordling]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Anywhere else if someone said that, I'd assume it was a lame joke, but on MFC or other cam sites the level of cretinism is so high, I'm sure he was serious. lol

The ability to determine a 2-lb. weight difference by sight seems more savant than cretin...

Ha! Or perhaps seer more than savant. I'm guessing he just said it because he couldn't think of anything else to say, thus "cretin."

 

[Nordling]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Anywhere else if someone said that, I'd assume it was a lame joke, but on MFC or other cam sites the level of cretinism is so high, I'm sure he was serious. lol

The ability to determine a 2-lb. weight difference by sight seems more savant than cretin...

The only way to really do that is if you also know how tall the girl is... 115 on a girl who's 4'6" is gonna look a little different than 115 on a girl who's 5'3" (little round vs almost too thin)

That and have an uncanny way to get around the lens distortion of every camera ever created, although I don't think anyone--even one of those carnival guys can spot two pounds difference, and they were allowed to feel up the person too. There's just too many factors involved; bone structure does matter...plus muscle shape and size. Oh, and how long ago did the person eat a large meal?

 

[Jessi]

Thats ridiculous- I'm about 2 pounds lighter when I wake up in the morning compared to after dinner :lol:

 

[Jessi J]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Sounds like he's probably gay. Did you tell him that?

I should have! Funny thing is, I probably am 117lbs. models always round down. STALKER!

I model for a living but I don't round down. I just plead the 5th. :lol: When people ask or try to debate me on it, I just say I like my cheeseburgers. 117lbs or not, you're still hot as hell. Who cares how much you weigh? PlayBoy has paid YOU to model for them. That says it all.

Some "woman" viewer in my room tried to tell me I am fat. (LOL) and I liek meh cheezebergerz so I started grabbing my tummy and pushing it out, while smacking it and making it look like a donut. I asked her if she wanted to rub it for luck...then she continued to call me fat. I told her I was pregnant with a food baby and that I was gonna give birth in like an hour or so.

Fuck it, I put on 15 pounds in 2 months, but I feel great

 

[mynameisbob84]

I'm pretty sure any weight you've put on has bypassed your tummy and gone straight to your bewbz :-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

womzyee: id fuk u till my big aussie dick fell of then id sow it back on so u can fuk me again

I don't think he really thought this one through.

 

[Rose]

One of the guys in my room said, "you can't be 115lbs, you must be 117lbs." Really dude, you are going to call me out from a 2lb difference?!

Sounds like he's probably gay. Did you tell him that?

I should have! Funny thing is, I probably am 117lbs. models always round down. STALKER!

I model for a living but I don't round down. I just plead the 5th. :lol: When people ask or try to debate me on it, I just say I like my cheeseburgers. 117lbs or not, you're still hot as hell. Who cares how much you weigh? PlayBoy has paid YOU to model for them. That says it all.

Some "woman" viewer in my room tried to tell me I am fat. (LOL) and I liek meh cheezebergerz so I started grabbing my tummy and pushing it out, while smacking it and making it look like a donut. I asked her if she wanted to rub it for luck...then she continued to call me fat. I told her I was pregnant with a food baby and that I was gonna give birth in like an hour or so.

Fuck it, I put on 15 pounds in 2 months, but I feel great

Just come stand next to me and you'll look really skinny. I love my pudge. I earned it from years of indulging in all sorts of different, yummy food.

 

[Anonymous]

This XanaxBuddha person keeps posting a video on my MFC profile about Organized Gang Stalking. I've already kindly MFC Mailed him about it, and he was nice about it. But then I got off cam this morning and saw that he posted it once again. LOL. So he's now blocked from posting on my wall.

I don't want to limit my wall comments to friends only, but it's silly when random people (who I don't remember ever being in my room) use my profile to advertise their rap videos or whatever.

 

[Jupiter551]

This XanaxBuddha person keeps posting a video on my MFC profile about Organized Gang Stalking. I've already kindly MFC Mailed him about it, and he was nice about it. But then I got off cam this morning and saw that he posted it once again. LOL. So he's now blocked from posting on my wall.

I don't want to limit my wall comments to friends only, but it's silly when random people (who I don't remember ever being in my room) use my profile to advertise their rap videos or whatever.

Lol I was like Organized Gang Stalking? Wtf is that? is that the name of his band or something? Why do they use your profile to advertise rap videos, because you're black? :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Lol I was like Organized Gang Stalking? Wtf is that? is that the name of his band or something? Why do they use your profile to advertise rap videos, because you're black? :lol:

His own MFC profile has a gun as his avatar photo.

There's also a guy named KingTIPPER2 who goes around posting his lame-ass rap video on models' profile walls. I don't remember him ever being in my room, yet he's posted that same video on my wall at least 2 - 3 times. He's now blocked from posting on my wall. He has a lot of model comments complimenting his video, but I just wasn't interested in watching it. Other members have seen it and said "WTF?" because they thought it was a stupid video. LOL.

Rap is cool, but it hasn't been the same since the death of The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.). My favorite genre of music is R&B though, and I could listen to Teena Marie's (R.I.P.) voice all day.

There was also a guy named TeAmoX or something like that who went around posting a music video called "Bad Things" on models' profiles. I had deleted it from my profile, and he went back to post it again. Needless to say, he's also blocked.

 

[LilyMarie]

MLTRYMN: 3700+ viewers in here
sommerall67: over 3700
ausipete4u: oh fck 37k

 

[Jupiter551]

dobleup: baend AASSSS ove stunning jUuusy ness@@

 

[StanislavJ]

dobleup: baend AASSSS ove stunning jUuusy ness@@

Ya know, the scary thing is that the person who typed that may vote.... (SHUDDER)

 

[schlmoe]

dobleup: baend AASSSS ove stunning jUuusy ness@@

Ya know, the scary thing is that the person who typed that may vote.... (SHUDDER)

Yeah, but since they're Newt supporters, it'll be a wasted vote... :mrgreen:

 

[Jupiter551]

dobleup: baend AASSSS ove stunning jUuusy ness@@

Ya know, the scary thing is that the person who typed that may vote.... (SHUDDER)

Yeah, but since they're Newt supporters, it'll be a wasted vote... :mrgreen:

Yeah but what's the chance they'll actually vote correctly and pick who they intended to anyway?

 

[Jupiter551]

dobleup: baend AASSSS ove stunning jUuusy ness@@

Ya know, the scary thing is that the person who typed that may vote.... (SHUDDER)

Yeah, but since they're Newt supporters, it'll be a wasted vote... :mrgreen:

'This just in! It appears both parties have conceded to the until-now unknown "vote 4 me n i do anal show bb" party, ladies and gentlemen Ass_Qween69 may be the first woman president! She's also the youngest it seems though, we're getting conflicting reports about her age, or if she's even a resident.

When asked about her policies she would say only "More tips for more play", which we can only assume alludes to some sort of new tax. It has been an absolute landslide victory, and election officials claim that only a fraction of the votes for the candidate can be counted, with the majority of her supporters submitting invalid ballot papers - officials say everything from voters insisting the ballot be removed from their pants by staff, and others simply repeating phrases like "mmm bb yeah" over and over to voting machines until being forcibly escorted out, but she still won!'

 

[AshaSnow]

I just saw one, in AshaSnow's room.

Frenchjoe: i will kill my wife for youxx

Talk about WTF?!?

LMFAO I love that I didn't even notice someone say that. Fucking hilarious.

 

[Jupiter551]

White Guests, white squires? :lol:

 

[BullFrogBlues]

In amber's room today

tadderrsalad: it is amazing how a kid comes outa that little ass hole

 

[SophiaLocke]

In EvelynCates' room just now:

atlfine: stick tummy out
atlfine: and rub it like your pregnant

 

[Jupiter551]

mmm78: mmmm

 

[LailaBaise]

mmm78: mmmm

mmmmhmmmm

 

[Jupiter551]

mmm78: mmmm

mmmmhmmmm

mm

 

[schlmoe]

JJ was just doing an ice show, here's a small bit of the room chat:

 

[MrRodry]

JJ was just doing an ice show, here's a small bit of the room chat:

:lol:

That is Z! He was joking around. Probably about the toys MissLucyOHara got yesterday.

 

[Alana Cruise]

How about this one

Member: "I wanna cum in my mouth so bad"
Model: "You mean you wanna cum in my mouth"
Member: "no, I wanna cum in MY mouth. Watch my cam?"