Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[misterical]

And just imagine all the time and effort that some random guy put into convincing a stranger on the internet that he was monstrously hung. Only to get blocked immediately and have his ruse picked apart by multiple people. Well done, random guy!

I guess the secret to making shit like that up is to never push it beyond the upper reaches of what is actually possible. Or alternatively, just realise that women aren't interested in the size of your dick, aren't impressed or attracted to something the size of an elephant's trunk and move on.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Getting a boner would literally kill him

Lol. No, it wouldn’t. Can we please stop overusing the word “literally?”

 

[NotYou]

Lol. No, it wouldn’t. Can we please stop overusing the word “literally?”

I literally think he meant "literally" in the literal sense

 

[Lilly_____]

member : Pvt

me: hello to you too

member: Nice to meet you

me: what kind of show would you like?

member:
In which you are best

member:
I will guess names give me option

 

[Sashacurves]

member : Pvt

me: hello to you too

member: Nice to meet you

me: what kind of show would you like?

member:
In which you are best

member:
I will guess names give me option

What does that even mean?

 

[Vixxen81]

Let's see, so far today, I have been accused of having a shitty attitude because homeboy doesn't understand sarcasm, was called old in a very subtle way that was like a knife to the heart, and was mocked for my hair. So, I've got that going for me which is nice.

Full moon phases suck. LOL

 

[yummybrownfox]

member : Pvt

me: hello to you too

member: Nice to meet you

me: what kind of show would you like?

member:
In which you are best

member:
I will guess names give me option

It sounds like he wants to do that “Guess the model’s real name” bullshit.

 

[Vixxen81]

It sounds like he wants to do that “Guess the model’s real name” bullshit.

Yep, but I wasn't going to be the first one to suggest the idea. I've been wrong a lot lately.

 

[NotYou]

I think this was a compliment but it's a weird one - grey user, obviously


RichWithBigDick
I thought you were from mars because your tits are aliens

 

[rockin_rod]

I think this was a compliment but it's a weird one - grey user, obviously
RichWithBigDick
I thought you were from mars because your tits are aliens

the username says it all really, esp being a grey......

 

[ElGato]

I thought you were from mars because your tits are aliens

Wait, what? LOL
All I can picture is the alien prostitute in Total Recall....

 

[mika_kedi]

prostitute

Sex worker, escort, full service sex worker. All of these are fine to use, the word you used is considered derogatory and has bad connotations.

 

[bud9752]

Wait, what? LOL
All I can picture is the alien prostitute in Total Recall....

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[Sashacurves]

Thanks Derek, love that for me.

 

[NotYou]

This was annoying from my perspective as both a member and knight for the models (2 camming together).

A purple guy has been tipping, and about 1,000 total. He is the king of the room and just made a friendly comment in the public chat saying it was a nice feat for him to be king of his friend's (the lady's) room.
He is being nothing but really nice, he likes them, literally, nothing bad said/done whatsoever.
A red guy, (who I don't think has ever been in this room before) chimes in with his own pointless and rude comment:


12:22 AM
Alxhandro
@[king of room] spend a little lunch money and you think your the man? LMFAO!

 

[rockin_rod]

A red guy, (who I don't think has ever been in this room before) chimes in with his own pointless and rude comment:
12:22 AM
Alxhandro
@[king of room] spend a little lunch money and you think your the man? LMFAO!

What a dipshit, that comment alone would get him kicked in most rooms I visit..... sounds like petty jealousy mixed with a dose of arrogance over their own XP rating.

 

[Smoothie]

This was annoying from my perspective as both a member and knight for the models (2 camming together).

A purple guy has been tipping, and about 1,000 total. He is the king of the room and just made a friendly comment in the public chat saying it was a nice feat for him to be king of his friend's (the lady's) room.
He is being nothing but really nice, he likes them, literally, nothing bad said/done whatsoever.
A red guy, (who I don't think has ever been in this room before) chimes in with his own pointless and rude comment:


12:22 AM
Alxhandro
@[king of room] spend a little lunch money and you think your the man? LMFAO!

Would be fitting if the model responded with “okay then, if you think the king’s tip total is laughable, you’ve got 30 seconds to out-tip him, or get banned for being all talk.”

 

[Nienna]

This was annoying from my perspective as both a member and knight for the models (2 camming together).

A purple guy has been tipping, and about 1,000 total. He is the king of the room and just made a friendly comment in the public chat saying it was a nice feat for him to be king of his friend's (the lady's) room.
He is being nothing but really nice, he likes them, literally, nothing bad said/done whatsoever.
A red guy, (who I don't think has ever been in this room before) chimes in with his own pointless and rude comment:


12:22 AM
Alxhandro
@[king of room] spend a little lunch money and you think your the man? LMFAO!

That is so ... uncalled for. And really, what is it about reds? Lol!

 

[darcyduke]

USER: Fancy dropping the price of your prv for me? Ill make it worth your while...

 

[Taxistheft]

USER: Fancy dropping the price of your prv for me? Ill make it worth your while...

Did you tell him paying more would make it worth your wild?

 

[Hiunds]

USER: Fancy dropping the price of your prv for me? Ill make it worth your while...

How is he going to make it worth your while if not with tokens?

Is it because he has a HUGE DICK?

 

[rockin_rod]

How is he going to make it worth your while if not with tokens?

I saw a guy regularly try to persuade a model to drop the per-minute rate for a private to half the usual, by assuring her that he would double the minimum show duration.
He assumed that the total number of tokens earned was what mattered, but completely missed the point of the model being absent from other earning possibilities for twice as long.
(And FWIW I'm sure if she had agreed to that, he would have ended the show earlier than he'd promised, and taken advantage of the 50% rate).

 

[Lilly_____]

I saw a guy regularly try to persuade a model to drop the per-minute rate for a private to half the usual, by assuring her that he would double the minimum show duration.
He assumed that the total number of tokens earned was what mattered, but completely missed the point of the model being absent from other earning possibilities for twice as long.
(And FWIW I'm sure if she had agreed to that, he would have ended the show earlier than he'd promised, and taken advantage of the 50% rate).

Do these guys think they're buying lentils on a Moroccan market? There's nothing that pisses me off more than trying to bargain the price of my time and my body! Extremely offensive!

 

[Sashacurves]

A guy who earnt himself a ban from my MFC room circa Summer 2021 still can't let it go apparently

 

[NotYou]

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A guy who earnt himself a ban from my MFC room circa Summer 2021 still can't let it go apparently

"Yes for belly stuff, just not for you"

 

[Vixxen81]

Ugh this reminds me of the guy who used to beg me to use huge dildos to fuck myself with so he could watch the head outline appear in my stomach area. FUCK OFF with that.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

So this user who i blocked a few weeks ago and who begged for free pictures from my knight and did other stupid things (which was all a joking that apparently didn’t get, lol) and who spend about 100 tokens total,was back yesterday with a new grey account and posted in my free chat.

I asked him to stop acting like an entitled prick , he didn’t stop so blocked him with his other account and made it clear that i don’t tolerate any behavior that disturbs my workplace or makes me feel bad. He kept also harassing my knight with many PMs and said that i scammed him , because i blocked him. He wrote to my knight “I spend 100 tokens on her and then she blocked me that’s not fair, i was just joking,all totally harmless, too bad that she didn’t understand it. I thought she would be clever enough…She has to unblock me, i don’t know what i do otherwise…”

His messages yesterday:

XY2: “Hey Carmen I’m sorry i never wanted pictures for free from you, it was all joking …sorry that you feel this way and all that. I made a new account because you blocked me with my other account, although I didn’t do anything that was wrong in my opinion ”(was a little bit more bla bla bla but i didn’t remember exactly what he wrote)

I cleared my chat after that and didn’t respond so he sends another message in free chat:
“I’m SORRY SORRY SORRY Carmen!!! Unblock me PLEASE!!!”

So I blocked his ass again. What is so hard to understand that i don’t tolerate this behavior? Dude , what you’re doing is harassment! Stop the obsession and go on with your life.

My chat room is not a trashy talkshow and i don’t participate in any drama that some of this people want to create. Newsflash: Just because you tipped doesn’t mean you have the right to treat me like you want. Also if this guy would have been really sorry, he would stop the gaslighting (sorry you feel that way) and also would respect that this is my work and it’s not appropriate to post something like this with a grey account in free chat for everyone to read.

Guys like that make every woman feel very uncomfortable. But sadly, some of them have the opinion, sexworkers have to tolerate their weird and inappropriate behavior, as long as they spend money on them. I’m grateful that i don’t have to deal with people like that in real life. Imagine they know where you live. These are the stalker types.

 

[MiaSarah]

Got this one last night:
Hey bb
I am in my work and you make me hard
You are very very sexy
You can make me cum fast i am in toilet on my work

Sure thing Mr. Grey User! I'd love to! Idiot.

 

[MollyDark]

Just today had a guy send me a message and asked if he could ask me something. I said 'sure'! His next response was 'is it weird that i fuck my mom?' While I do not kink shame (and I was born and raised in Alabama), it just gave me the icks. Of course i banned him, but seriously WTF?! My assumption is the shock factor and he doesn't really fuck his mom, but I didn't want him sticking around to tell me more. Newby me closed the message and now I can't find it

 

[Highlander884]

Just today had a guy send me a message and asked if he could ask me something. I said 'sure'! His next response was 'is it weird that i fuck my mom?' While I do not kink shame (and I was born and raised in Alabama), it just gave me the icks. Of course i banned him, but seriously WTF?! My assumption is the shock factor and he doesn't really fuck his mom, but I didn't want him sticking around to tell me more. Newby me closed the message and now I can't find it

Well tbh I don't blame u for getting rid of the message.
Maybe it was shock value, of maybe just wishful thinking on his part. As sick as it is I wouldn't be surprised some weirdos want role-playing like that and girls to join in in it.