Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[darcyduke]

They are literally ALL out today. This guy was really rude, and tipped to say sorry, then sent me this -


USER
dont you owe me a pussy tease from that tip?
darcyduke
you said that you tipped that to make up for being an arsehole.
USER
Was that rude?
USER
honestly just a question
USER
I am new to this

 

[darcyduke]

while reading i had to think of calgon dishwasher tabs instantly so yep, agree on it sounding gross. would probably have been one of the few times that one stares confused right into the cam.

I think I just burst out laughing, and was like I HAVE TO ADD THIS TO THE FORUM!

 

[Schnauzevoll]

They are literally ALL out today. This guy was really rude, and tipped to say sorry, then sent me this -


USER
dont you owe me a pussy tease from that tip?
darcyduke
you said that you tipped that to make up for being an arsehole.
USER
Was that rude?
USER
honestly just a question
USER
I am new to this

he is new to what? being a human?

and yes, thanks for sharing!

 

[Smoothie]

Another one...

USER: Gawd damn those are amazing calcium cannons

#gross

I had to pause and think about what that even meant.

It’s not sexy or particularly funny, so I’m not even sure what kind of positive reaction he expected from you.

 

[Lilly_____]

not exaclty wtf, just lols...like...maybe? huh?

wildmanLA: Are you going to cum for me?

Lilly_____: are you going to pay for it?

wildmanLA: Maybe

Lilly_____: lol bye

 

[Ozzie_]

I had to pause and think about what that even meant.

It’s not sexy or particularly funny, so I’m not even sure what kind of positive reaction he expected from you.

Appreciation of alliteration maybe?

 

[Sashacurves]

user3375
piece of advice- charge a bit less for private and you'll get much more. your in the range of super models. honest opion but I think you are beautiful still


lol

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

„Seems very quiet in your room today“

Thanks Captain Obvious, without your help i wouldn’t realized that my room is slow. How about tipping and making things more exciting?

Honestly, this is so unnecessary. It’s not like it motivates the model to entertain users.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

user3375
piece of advice- charge a bit less for private and you'll get much more. your in the range of super models. honest opion but I think you are beautiful still


lol

Charging more for my privates is the key to attract users who don’t bust their nut in under 3 minutes and who appreciate my time and effort. They can always go to models with cheaper prices, but they choose to give us the crappy advice to lower our rates. Lol.

 

[Hiunds]

Charging more for my privates is the key to attract users who don’t bust their nut in under 3 minutes and who appreciate my time and effort. They can always go to models with cheaper prices, but they choose to give us the crappy advice to lower our rates. Lol.

I think a lot of people don't understand that not everyone wants MORE privates, some want the RIGHT privates

 

[Lilly_____]

user3375
piece of advice- charge a bit less for private and you'll get much more. your in the range of super models. honest opion but I think you are beautiful still


lol

you should have said "bitch I AM a super model"

 

[Sashacurves]

Charging more for my privates is the key to attract users who don’t bust their nut in under 3 minutes and who appreciate my time and effort. They can always go to models with cheaper prices, but they choose to give us the crappy advice to lower our rates. Lol.

Exactly! I may spend more time waiting between shows but that's a deliberate choice of quality over quantity!

 

[Vixxen81]

I think a lot of people don't understand that not everyone wants MORE privates, some want the RIGHT privates

This this this!!!

 

[Smoothie]

I think a lot of people don't understand that not everyone wants MORE privates, some want the RIGHT privates

Bingo.

 

[Vixxen81]

That moment of realization when a fan club member comes into your room and says, "Had a vasectomy, can't cum for 7 days, so I'm gonna hang with you."

 

[rockin_rod]

That moment of realization when a fan club member comes into your room and says, "Had a vasectomy, can't cum for 7 days, so I'm gonna hang with you."

How did you respond? My first thoughts were:
"they didn't tie off your token supply though"
"great - 7 day edging challenge!"

 

[Deleted member 70169]

That moment of realization when a fan club member comes into your room and says, "Had a vasectomy, can't cum for 7 days, so I'm gonna hang with you."

Some guys do tip just for nothing, praying for u

 

[Vixxen81]

I mean he's a good guy, it was just like a facepalm moment. LOL He's bored, can't go into the harder core rooms 'cause he'll bust a nut but I chat a lot so he just wanted attention.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[darcyduke]

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I usually respond to messages like this with 'no, but if you tip X, I'll look.'

 

[darcyduke]

USER: What do you like about me?

This question drives me mad. They are paying for a service, but ask things like 'what attracts you to me?' I don't want to say 'your wallet' but seriously

 

[Ozzie_]

USER: What do you like about me?

This question drives me mad. They are paying for a service, but ask things like 'what attracts you to me?' I don't want to say 'your wallet' but seriously

Is it common to be asked this?

I have truly never even contemplated the idea of thinking to ask it.

 

[NotYou]

This is a model "wtf":

Model: can't figure out how to set up the Lovense toy on Stripchat, she keeps going on and on about it.

Everyone else in the room is just being typical and asking to see things free, for PM etc

Me: Stripchat has guides on how to set up the toy, go to their help page and search for "Lovense", there are a few guides.

Model: I am not going to waste my time reading a guide

Well.... ok then

 

[darcyduke]

Is it common to be asked this?

I have truly never even contemplated the idea of thinking to ask it.

Not a huge amount, but I have a particular user who always asks me. I can only imagine that it's a request to massage his ego...

 

[rockin_rod]

I can only imagine that it's a request to massage his ego...

Reminds me of a guy in the room I mod in, who constantly writes about himself in the third person.
He'll send a tip, and then write
"wow who is this crazy guy <name>? he's so great!"
"did you guys see <name>'s tip just then? Woooow!!"
and
"<name> would like to see your ass now".
I put him on ignore, but geez.....

 

[CallMeMaria]

User: Ah I can’t buy tokens if I wanted to right now don’t have my wallet nearby
Model : where is your wallet at?
User:Other room.
User: Phones plugged in and my dick is in my hand can’t go get it

I cant even today with this crowd.

 

[Sashacurves]

User: Ah I can’t buy tokens if I wanted to right now don’t have my wallet nearby
Model : where is your wallet at?
User:Other room.
User: Phones plugged in and my dick is in my hand can’t go get it

I cant even today with this crowd.

I truly don't understand the ones who admit to freeloading. If you're gonna sit there and wank for free, why out yourself to the model and get banned?

 

[KingMarti]

This is a model "wtf":

Model: can't figure out how to set up the Lovense toy on Stripchat, she keeps going on and on about it.

Everyone else in the room is just being typical and asking to see things free, for PM etc

Me: Stripchat has guides on how to set up the toy, go to their help page and search for "Lovense", there are a few guides.

Model: I am not going to waste my time reading a guide

Well.... ok then

To be fair I find this is 99% of people though, I dont get why people are so against using instructions or a guide to learn how to do a thing they are trying to do

 

[Vixxen81]

To be fair I find this is 99% of people though, I dont get why people are so against using instructions or a guide to learn how to do a thing they are trying to do

Some people don't have very good reading comprehension skills or are dyslexic or unfamiliar with terms and get frustrated. Some are just outright lazy and want someone else to do it for them. "I don't need to know how it works, just make it work!"

 

[Nienna]

Some people don't have very good reading comprehension skills or are dyslexic or unfamiliar with terms and get frustrated. Some are just outright lazy and want someone else to do it for them. "I don't need to know how it works, just make it work!"

My brother had a college professor, (civil engineering), who said to the class "...and if all else fails, read the instructions"