You should have asked him to state the length of his cock in metric and watch his head explode.
He kept his eyes closed.
Hmm.. multi-tasking? twerking and cultivating the garden at the same time?
that could lead to some very uneven furrows
I want you to gape fart whipped cream out of ur asshole into my mouth
Ok, I'm stumped. How does someone even think that sequence up?
We are thinking about this too much BUT to answer the question, you can get whipped cream in a canister that has a decent size length nosil, so you could shove that right on up there
Now time for me to go wash my eyes out with some bleach to remove this vision!
mrdickbattlerobinsonjr: ohh come and meet me bb , i i promise to fuck that pussy until your eyeballz will pop out of your nice lil asshole
Yeah, that retro motion has me at a loss too.
Well to be honest here I do know plenty of people with their heads so far up their asses they have to go get a rectal examine just to have their eyes checked.
Reminds me, I was in a room last week and the tip menu had 'help me buy a Lush 3' and several guys tipped for it while I was there.Guys who seem to think lingerie and toys seem to magically appear and the model doesn't need to spend money to have them.
I see too often when models don't havevthe latest toys and accessories etc and guys complain or say "it would be better if you had this or this toy".. if I am a Knight I will respond nicely with something like "she needs you kind gents to tip her so she can buy the [lovense lush]" and then the guy will usually have comments saying for me to tip, then he starts to tip.... in slow 1s and ends up tipping 5 or 10 total (great thanks that 50 cents will help buy a $130 toy)
