Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Haven't i posted this guy before? Exact same message but in another room lol. I've seen him in at least 1 other room saying it and he's done it in that room a few times .






Edit.
Here, not exact but similar
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/things-members-say-that-make-you-go-wtf.1605/post-1138223

 

[EllaM]

meanwhile in my room..

 

[CheeseMoon]

meanwhile in my room..

Nah. It's probably not the real Will Smith

 

[rockin_rod]

meanwhile in my room..

What a charming individual......

 

[Highlander884]

Wtf! Bet he thought he was being charming and romantic.

 

[Dannyhomebody]

USER: U AR BEAUTIFUL AND V HEALTHY.

....eh?

Does this person just want attention? Did this person not think about what they said before they sent it to you. This person does think you're healthy and beautiful, so at least this person is not a hater, at least not from what you posted just now. All of the above?

 

[MiaSarah]

I am honestly thinking about taking a break after this one. Maybe schedule with my regulars, but no public or new users.

Doing a private with a new user. Seems to be going well. Then this guy says he would like something but he knows it is going to cost him. I figure he wants anal or a bigger dildo. NO! Asks if I have a tablet computer (I do), wants me to pull up a picture of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris and piss and shit on it. I did not even entertain the idea. Told him no, ended the private, and banned.

 

[rockin_rod]

USER: U AR BEAUTIFUL AND V HEALTHY.

....eh?

Maybe it's similar to the way many British lads will refer to a girl as 'fit', when they are meaning she looks good, rather than a reflection on her physical fitness?
When I was a young boy, my father (rest his soul) - also British - used to say 'she's a healthy girl' whenever he saw an attractive woman. Took me a while to realise what he meant, I used to think maybe he should've been a doctor if he could tell someone's general health from the outside

 

[Ozzie_]

(my first post)
My top WTF comment was during my first month of being a rookie model... This mans dirty talk needs a bit of work... View attachment 91533

Christ on a bike!!! WTF?

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

A grey user to a very high paying costumer:

„Hey xyz , you’re really a simp for spending that much money on a pussy that you never really get in your life“

but of course he’s probably enjoying the show with his pants down, at the expense of the so-called "simp". At first I didn't know what he meant by that, I'm probably getting too old for this nonsense

 

[rockin_rod]

A grey user to a very high paying costumer:

„Hey xyz , you’re really a simp for spending that much money on a pussy that you never really get in your life“

but of course he’s probably enjoying the show with his pants down, at the expense of the so-called "simp". At first I didn't know what he meant by that, I'm probably getting too old for this nonsense

So many guys just sit in multiple rooms at once, do nothing, and wait for someone to start tipping so they have some action to enjoy. But to then be disrespectful to the tipper, wow. I'd hope they would get an instant ban.

 

[pg240]

Saw this on Chaturbate this morning. Struck me as ridiculously charming in a simplistic, Captain Obvious sort of way: "Bet you can ride a dick." I left shortly thereafter, so I'm unable to report if he had any takers on his incredibly risky wager.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Gotta love it when cheap bastards think they can just tip the bare minimum, and demand things. Lol. Gonna have to tip more than 1 token to see this ass, buddy boy!

 

[bud9752]

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Gotta love it when cheap bastards think they can just tip the bare minimum, and demand things. Lol. Gonna have to tip more than 1 token to see this ass, buddy boy!

need to add - 50 tokens in a single tip - gets rid of the pikers

 

[yummybrownfox]

need to add - 50 tokens in a single tip - gets rid of the pikers

No point in wasting my breath with that guy. He only had 9 tokens anyway, and left as soon as I told him it's 50. It's pretty ridiculous, though, that I do actually have to remind people that when they're tipping for things, it needs to be in a single tip, and I've put this in my MFC whiteboard...for the people who actually bother even reading it. I'll get these guys thinking they're "making it rain" in my room with the 1-token tips, and every once in a while one of them will say something like "So when can I see your ass?" LOL. Annoying...

 

[CheeseMoon]

it needs to be in a single tip

There's always that one guy who lives in a different reality from the rest of us. Following this thinking, I get to have a free 1 hour private with any model I spent 5000 tokens on over the last couple of years.
I guess they go to strip joints and throw nickels at the dancers too

 

[yummybrownfox]

There's always that one guy who lives in a different reality from the rest of us. Following this thinking, I get to have a free 1 hour private with any model I spent 5000 tokens on over the last couple of years.
I guess they go to strip joints and throw nickels at the dancers too

The strip club thing is exactly what I had in mind when I decided that my tip menu items would start at 10 tokens and up. Because at strip club guys sure aren't gonna be tossing nickels/dimes/quarters at the dancers. I always think of 10 tokens as $1 for you guys (Yes, I'm aware that larger MFC token packages cost less per token, but I'm just thinking of the $19.99 200-token package when I figure that).

Requests for models to stand and turn, or show this and that should include a tip in the double digits, imo. This foolishness of tipping a model one measly token, and expecting her to get up to show ass is silly. And MFC also offers smaller token packages ($1.49 and up), for the members who don't want to (or can't) spend the $19.99. Could come in handy for that member who really wants to buy that video, and maybe only has like $10 left on his card anyway.

 

[Danigirl]

got this lovely gem during a huge tip volley. Yes. I will totally kill my room to make not even 7% of what my private rate normally is.
He did tip for a PM at least haha.

 

[yummybrownfox]

This fuckin' guy again. Lol. I told him "Yeah, you spent ten bucks...and I got half. Calm down." You spent 100 tokens on my nun blowjob video that has a cumshot at the end, and you're on here patting yourself on the back like you donated a damn kidney to me or something. Lmfao. I can't stand members like this.....

 

[yummybrownfox]

Another asshole took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug!

 

[rockin_rod]

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Another asshole took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug!

Good for you! Since being a mod, I've watched more closely what happens when a private starts - and a large number of the viewers in the room typically leave in the first 30 seconds.
Some will drift back again later, but many don't, especially if they follow lots of models. Not to mention potentially losing every viewer if you stream on other sites too, and turn those off. So only fair to set a minimum. Nice!

 

[yummybrownfox]

Good for you! Since being a mod, I've watched more closely what happens when a private starts - and a large number of the viewers in the room typically leave in the first 30 seconds.
Some will drift back again later, but many don't, especially if they follow lots of models. Not to mention potentially losing every viewer if you stream on other sites too. So only fair to set a minimum. Nice!

Thanks! I really wish more cam sites (especially MFC) did this. Kudos to Stripchat for giving us this option.

 

[yummybrownfox]

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Another asshole took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug!

I take it back. Doug's not an asshole.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

I take it back. Doug's not an asshole.

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That’s nice of him to apologize. I like such costumersSome of them can get really nasty when they can’t get their cam working in exclusive and they still get the tokens deducted for the minimum time.

And of course, they always blame the model
and then think they were "ripped off"

 

[yummybrownfox]

That’s nice of him to apologize. I like such costumersSome of them can get really nasty when they can’t get their cam working in exclusive and they still get the tokens deducted for the minimum time.

And of course, they always blame the model
and then think they were "ripped off"

Yup, I chuckle when a member comes in my room talking shit because he's having issues. I tell them hmmm, that's weird because other members have been able to see and hear me fine. Also, OBS lets me know when my shit is fucked up. If OBS is showing me the green box, and I'm not getting any dropped frames alerts, my preview video looks good, and other members are still chatting with me normally, I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's something on your end, my dude. Maybe stop having 5 different models' chatrooms open while you've got some fucking video game running under the same Wi-Fi, jackass.

 

[rockin_rod]

I take it back. Doug's not an asshole.

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Maybe Doug reads ACF?

 

[yummybrownfox]

Maybe Doug reads ACF?

I hope not. Lol.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

After half an hour try to talk, tease and everything with no tips i had enough and got this message:

Stripchat Gold Member „ OMG Sexchat, I wanna see something hot and not this boring stuff“

Yeah thanks, instead of tipping something and motivate me to do „something hot“ you choose to complain in public chat. What a douchebag. Very hard not to sound pissed after this message

I’ve told him he’s free to go in other , more interesting rooms if he doesn’t like mine and banned him lifetime.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Got another one just recently:


Grey User: Can you do something I pay you for it here!!!!

Me: Okay you can load token then, then I will do something you like

Grey: No, you're not worth that to me

Me: Okay no problem, you asked a question and I just giving you an answer. It’s your choice anyway.

Grey: Go and get a job

Ok I’m done today. No energy anymore to be nice and get such assholes in my chat. I have the feeling , less tips you get, the more nasty some users become.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Grey User: Can you do something I pay you for it here!!!!

Me: Okay you can load token then, then I will do something you like

Grey: No, you're not worth that to me