It will haunt me to my dying day that I didn’t have the foresight to screencap the time a member asked I was willing to fart in a jar and ship it to England.
This always screams "12-year-old who made an account with his dad's credit card" to me.
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I wonder if the smell would last all the way to England from the US?It will haunt me to my dying day that I didn’t have the foresight to screencap the time a member asked I was willing to fart in a jar and ship it to England.
I wonder if the smell would last all the way to England from the US?
Anyone in England willing to fund my science project?
Dude the "open puss bab" and "Open tits BB" is a fucking meem for camming now! lmfao like WHY WOULD THEY SAY THIS"Open your tits bb"
I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?
I read this out loud and it made both me and SO bust up!!!"I'M SWEETING YOU BABY, I'M HOLDING MY COCK. OWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY COCKKKKKKKKKK."
:roll:
I never understood why they visit cam rooms with no sound. What’s the point? If I take all my time typing out to you it takes away too much attention from the room...probably what they want. I honestly block anybody who demands that I type because “my wife is here” or “no sound” they are not that special.
The one question that drives me the most insanse is "what's up?"
I especially enjoy when they PM me something like that or “hey” and then in public chat say “check your PMs” on repeat
I especially enjoy when they PM me something like that or “hey” and then in public chat say “check your PMs” on repeat
I have a snark bot that appends their message with a statement like "maybe wanting something illegal". They usually leave pretty fast.
omg snarkbot??? Sign me up
After years of having my PM set to Friends Only, I opened them up to all premiums on MFC for about a year and a half. I finally gave in a couple months ago and turned them back to Friends Only because of time wasting bullshit like this. If I have to click on 10 different tabs just to see "hey" or "pvt?" or "what's up" that takes time and energy away from my actual chat room and is not worth it. Especially if I was having a moody day and one of those sparked me on a snarky rampage.I especially enjoy when they PM me something like that or “hey” and then in public chat say “check your PMs” on repeat
After years of having my PM set to Friends Only, I opened them up to all premiums on MFC for about a year and a half. I finally gave in a couple months ago and turned them back to Friends Only because of time wasting bullshit like this. If I have to click on 10 different tabs just to see "hey" or "pvt?" or "what's up" that takes time and energy away from my actual chat room and is not worth it. Especially if I was having a moody day and one of those sparked me on a snarky rampage.
When dudes ask vague-ass questions so I give silly answers. When you ask if someone likes "playing", you need to follow up with a game. Do I like playing - what? Heads up, seven up? Frogger? Halo? Monopoly? Volleyball? Marco Penis? Dress-up?
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I'm almost tempted to suggest to my friends that we play a round of strip D&D. Almost.
I was actually thinking about how it would be fun to try an RPG for a group show or something. Alas, it sounds complicated as hell and I'm not well versed enough in camming or D&D to pull it off. Perhaps someday.
Not exactly, but there was an old joke in my room that I had "PM face" because I get a serious look on my face when I focus on typing.Speaking of snarky rampages, do you girls ever get frustrated when members are all "you look upset" when it's merely a bad case of resting bitch face? I can't smile ALL the time. If I did, you'd think I was nuts.
I think it's a UK thing, though! I used to get pissed at it too until someone pointed out that they were just asking "how are you" or like "what's up". Weird tho."you ok?"
WHY?
Why do I keep seeing this constantly everyday? No matter what I'm doing. Smiling, frowning, whatever.
I don't look like I'm not ok unless I'm totally peaced the fuck out of work and staring into the void and should have logged off an hour ago.
I swear somewhere there's a Reddit thread that's like "go ask this girl if she's ok because it drives her fucking insane."
Good to know. I'm assuming that applies to copyrighted imagery though, since music doesn't seem to get anyone banned right? I'm thinking something like D&D or World of Darkness, especially if you kept the books off screen would be hard to get banned over, but I could be wrong.I saw chatter on CB that a girl was playing an Xbox game on CB and was banned almost instantly. Not sure why, or if she got her account back, but wanted to give you a heads-up.
I think it's a UK thing, though! I used to get pissed at it too until someone pointed out that they were just asking "how are you" or like "what's up". Weird tho.
I think it's a UK thing, though! I used to get pissed at it too until someone pointed out that they were just asking "how are you" or like "what's up". Weird tho.