Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[MarinaThyme]

@Kiki Jane See. I'm spiteful enough where I now kinda want to buy one, so I can reject him saying he's not good enough for my ottoman.

"You are not worthy of my round padded ottoman!"

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@MarinaThyme I don't even care how ridiculous it sounds. XD

 

[MarinaThyme]

@MarinaThyme I don't even care how ridiculous it sounds. XD

I don't either xD Just knowing you completely crushed his ottoman-fueled ego would be completely worth it!

(Hi, I'm kind of a terrible person lol.)

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Maybe he's a denial kind of guy and hopes that someone will do just that @Ann_Sulu

 

[Gwenlacy]

Not exactly wtf .. but still kinda wtf come up with something a little more original buddy...

“You’re the prettiest girl on (insert website name here) .. I swear”

 

[JennyFae]

Not exactly wtf .. but still kinda wtf come up with something a little more original buddy...

“You’re the prettiest girl on (insert website name here) .. I swear”

Or "Best ass, tits, pussy, tummy, on (insert site here)"

 

[EmptyKins]

Member: I swear I would marry you!
Me: ...wow! Very alluring...

 

[Kiki Jane]

Maybe he's a denial kind of guy and hopes that someone will do just that @Ann_Sulu

I banned some dude the first time he mentioned an ottoman, because I heard there was an ottoman guy out there and that he was a huge prick. Maybe I gave him a big denial-gasm...

That being said, one of my favourite clients is named Otto, so I guess good Otto-men are out there.

 

[Kiki Jane]

I told him then that I was blocking and reporting him, and he told me I was rude. ahahahah

 

[MarinaThyme]

Member: I swear I would marry you!
Me: ...wow! Very alluring...

That's when I start playing with my wedding ring and roll my eyes lol.

 

[MacGirlver]

Not so much WTF, but amusing...

I got my first fake tip. When the image popped up, a yellow box saying "has tipped 34 tokens", I stared laughing. It was so obviously bad.

Suddenly, I'm flooded with PMs and the greys started flooding the chat screaming "FAKE! BAN HIM!". It took me, like, 5 minutes to stop laughing at the guy.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Anyone around here getting this as well?

 

[Summer Raynes]

This killed me last night. DEAD. Lol. Excuse me while I sit here and study my ass off, continue to be a freakin awesome stay at home mom, and save up to open my own business .

 

[CoffeeKnight]

This killed me last night. DEAD. Lol. Excuse me while I sit here and study my ass off, continue to be a freakin awesome stay at home mom, and save up to open my own business .

He's been 'studying behavior patterns' for a while. Oh boy.

 

[Emberblaze]

This killed me last night. DEAD. Lol. Excuse me while I sit here and study my ass off, continue to be a freakin awesome stay at home mom, and save up to open my own business .

I love to tell these guys that if no man ever wants me again I'll just marry another cam girl. We'll already have plenty of toys to fuck each other with and we can richly live happily ever after.

 

[Summer Raynes]

I love to tell these guys that if no man ever wants me again I'll just marry another cam girl. We'll already have plenty of toys to fuck each other with and we can richly live happily ever after.

Oh gosh... it was SO FUNNY! I think the best part of it all is he was a premium member. So obviously he's paid for services before. I was dyin, funny as all hell. If he stayed in my room I probably would have mentioned something about his premium status. I was totally on cam just cracking up over the whole thing.

He's been 'studying behavior patterns' for a while. Oh boy.

Hey you! Where have you been? I've been seriously missing our conversations. Hope to see you soon .

 

[CoffeeKnight]

Hey you! Where have you been? I've been seriously missing our conversations. Hope to see you soon .

Heya! Work and real life has gotten in the way of much of my downtime. I'll try and stop in and say hi again soon though. Hope you've been well.

 

[Gwenlacy]

Another... “wow what is that/what happened” - (reference to EVERY mark they see on your body)
Thank you mr obvious I have a motherfucking mirror
I apologise for being human and bruising!

“Why are your elbows so red”
Because I lean on them a lot duhhhh 1+1=2 it’s pretty simple

 

[Magnolia]

Anyone around here getting this as well?

I got added today! Blocked the person, but had a good giggle at the name. I feel like I've achieved some sort of camgirl milestone because he's added so many people. XD

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Another... “wow what is that/what happened” - (reference to EVERY mark they see on your body)
Thank you mr obvious I have a motherfucking mirror
I apologise for being human and bruising!

“Why are your elbows so red”
Because I lean on them a lot duhhhh 1+1=2 it’s pretty simple

Sometimes, there's a genuine curiosity as to the reason for inquiring. For myself, I'm genuinely curious on things such as this as it tells a story about the person. Doesn't matter if it's from a realy cool incident, or from just not paying attention and banging into a table.

 

[Gwenlacy]

Sometimes, there's a genuine curiosity as to the reason for inquiring. For myself, I'm genuinely curious on things such as this as it tells a story about the person. Doesn't matter if it's from a realy cool incident, or from just not paying attention and banging into a table.

Curiosity is fine, more so, it’s bothering when it feels like a critique

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Curiosity is fine, more so, it’s bothering when it feels like a critique

Agreed, and the thought did cross my mind that it might have been something different.

 

[Deleted member 43650]

'Why does your penis look like that (referring to my foreskin)?"

Uh...it's called not being circumcised...like, you know...how 80% of the world's men look?

I get that circumcision is extremely prevalent here in the United States, but I find it appalling (and admittedly pretty funny) that there are guys - ON Chaturbate - who have never seen nor heard of an uncircumcised penis.

I mean, did they just think the scar around their penis was natural (I mean this in the nicest of ways)?

Also, I get a ton of guys who will dispute my shoe size. "You're lying about your feet!" I'm a muscular guy, okay! It makes my feet look normal. But I assure you, all of my shoes say SIZE 12 on them! Normally, I don't give accusations the time of day, but there was a time I pulled my shoes out and showed them on cam (size label and all) and proceeded to put them on.

"You could have photoshopped that."

Really guys? *facepalm*

 

[Deleted member 43650]

This killed me last night. DEAD. Lol. Excuse me while I sit here and study my ass off, continue to be a freakin awesome stay at home mom, and save up to open my own business .

Wow...looks like you need to book your ticket to Thailand - this guy is a winner! What is he, like a psychologist/human behavior expert? LOL

Amusement aside, the self-righteous stuff/lecturing can be really offensive and irritating. I've had guys PM me stuff like "You're way too smart to be doing 'porn'. You are ruining your liiiiffeeee!" Like wow...being smart is actually what 90% of us are doing. You're saying that cam-models are inherently stupid? YOU try it, buddy. There's a lot more to it than just swinging your dick (or breasts) around! There's a reason we get paid when anyone can just watch porn for free. And I cam because I like doing it, so....uh yeah, later dude.

This guy has ZERO credibility...HE is the one on a cam-site watching you, after all. Good riddance!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

'Why does your penis look like that (referring to my foreskin)?"

Uh...it's called not being circumcised...like, you know...how 80% of the world's men look?

Happy birthday!

Yep. If I were a non-genitally mutilated dude, I'd totally start bragging about how much better it is to feel more sensitivity during sex. Alas though I'm not...I'll just be over here with my 8,000 sensitive nerve ending which coincidentally are double the nerve endings in a penis.

 

[Deleted member 43650]

BONUS: "

Happy birthday!

Yep. If I were a non-genitally mutilated dude, I'd totally start bragging about how much better it is to feel more sensitivity during sex. Alas though I'm not...I'll just be over here with my 8,000 sensitive nerve ending which coincidentally are double the nerve endings in a penis.

Thank you!!! LOL that's the tomomama3 cat on YT!!!! Their videos are endlessly hilarious

And yeah...I do take pride in being 'uncut' for sure. I never aim to offend the circumcised guys out there, but I am a very huge proponent of banning infant circumcision when there is no medical justification e.g. an emergency/birth complication. It's a human rights violation and all of the hearsay about cleanliness and STDs is largely contrived. It's sad, really. A LOT of my fans have confided in me that they are very upset about having been circumcised.

And dang...you ladies sure have us beat in the orgasm/pleasure dept. It's pretty incredible to have a body part MADE for experiencing pleasure

 

[Deleted member 37064]

And yeah...I do take pride in being 'uncut' for sure. I never aim to offend the circumcised guys out there, but I am a very huge proponent of banning infant circumcision when there is no medical justification e.g. an emergency/birth complication. It's a human rights violation and all of the hearsay about cleanliness and STDs is largely contrived. It's sad, really. A LOT of my fans have confided in me that they are very upset about having been circumcised.

And dang...you ladies sure have us beat in the orgasm/pleasure dept. It's pretty incredible to have a body part MADE for experiencing pleasure

I can't figure out the circumcision thing either. It's a federal offense to have genital mutilation for women. Yet, it's acceptable for men? I'm glad my parents opted against circumcision for me when I was younger. Though, I can't speak to the sensitivity issue one way or the other as it's all I know. Some reports are claiming it's more than 20K nerve endings which are removed in a circumcision.

 

[AudriTwo]

And yeah...I do take pride in being 'uncut' for sure. I never aim to offend the circumcised guys out there, but I am a very huge proponent of banning infant circumcision when there is no medical justification e.g. an emergency/birth complication. It's a human rights violation and all of the hearsay about cleanliness and STDs is largely contrived. It's sad, really. A LOT of my fans have confided in me that they are very upset about having been circumcised.

agreeeeeeeeeeeeee so much. i believe male infant circumcision is similar to female genital mutilation.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/05/male-circumcision-vs-female-circumcision/392732/



happy bday btw!

 

[Summer Raynes]

I've had guys PM me stuff like "You're way too smart to be doing 'porn'. You are ruining your liiiiffeeee!" Like wow...being smart is actually what 90% of us are doing. You're saying that cam-models are inherently stupid? YOU try it, buddy. There's a lot more to it than just swinging your dick (or breasts) around! There's a reason we get paid when anyone can just watch porn for free. And I cam because I like doing it

Welcome to every Sunday in church and small group for me "BEWARE OF SEXUAL DEVIANCY". Haaa if you only knew. I get that all the time though. You're too pretty to be on here, too funny, too down to earth, too real. Hey you just sold me to others. Wonder if that's why I'm still top 1800 **I dropped, and annoyed about it, here's to next month**.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Another... “wow what is that/what happened” - (reference to EVERY mark they see on your body)
Thank you mr obvious I have a motherfucking mirror
I apologise for being human and bruising!

“Why are your elbows so red”
Because I lean on them a lot duhhhh 1+1=2 it’s pretty simple

I'm a clumsy bish who has cats. I'm gonna have lots of bruises and scratches.