Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

Worst-told joke of the year:

 

[Nordling]

Moms (and dads) of the world! Please inform your offspring that this is NOT a good compliment.

 

[LilPixy]

[GALLERY=media, 1839]Wtf4 by LilPixy posted Aug 18, 2016 at 11:19 PM[/GALLERY]
So yeah, this month I'm gonna pay my bills with my twitter followers

 

[Moonnymph]

When they say "open tits" How the fuck can you open tits? They're not a door. I've never heard anyone say "wow! Her tits are so open" Same with feet.

 

[SaffronBurke]

"maybe this time, she'll reply...."

 

[Blake Devine]

"maybe this time, she'll reply...."

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Yes, this applies to online dating as well smh

 

[Osmia]

When they say "open tits" How the fuck can you open tits? They're not a door. I've never heard anyone say "wow! Her tits are so open" Same with feet.

If they want to be correct about it, they should be saying "open bobs [bb]." (The bb is optional, but is desirable to achieve the full effect. "Please" does not fit here at all.)

Seriously, my guess is that in their primary language, their verb for what we call "show" can be translated into English (by Google Translate, etc.) as "open." Something like "reveal [i.e., open] bobs, bb."

 

[JerryBoBerry]

When they say "open tits" How the fuck can you open tits? They're not a door. I've never heard anyone say "wow! Her tits are so open" Same with feet.

Reminded me of a gif that use to be on a models profile.

 

[yummybrownfox]

bigblackcock333: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "What kind of question is that to be asking here?"
bigblackcock333: "A sex question."

*Block*

 

[CuteViky]

And it's not the first offer like this! For some reason members think I'm very into filming videos with random men lol

 

[Snowie1969]

And it's not the first offer like this! For some reason members think I'm very into filming videos with random men lol

*dons his Random Man superhero outfit* ....

 

[Diana Blake]

Oh, please don't go person that is in free chat and therefore has no card on file and can't purchase shows! I'm so sorry that my seasonal allergies make it look like I snort coke to idiots. Please, I'll send you "pitchers" if only you'll stay....

 

[CuteViky]

Oh, please don't go person that is in free chat and therefore has no card on file and can't purchase shows! I'm so sorry that my seasonal allergies make it look like I snort coke to idiots. Please, I'll send you "pitchers" if only you'll stay....

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Oh, it's so about me! I have health issues with my nose, and when I blow it behind cam or just making noises, a lot of guys think I'm using coke lol once even random dude pmed my regular about that he suspects me in drug addiction lol

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oh, it's so about me! I have health issues with my nose, and when I blow it behind cam or just making noises, a lot of guys think I'm using coke lol once even random dude pmed my regular about that he suspects me in drug addiction lol

I'm surprised I've never had a coke-snorting accusation, if that's what they think allergies are. I have year-round allergies that turn my nose into a constant leaky faucet, and I'm always blowing my nose just off cam throughout my shift.

 

[Sneeqie]

One guy in model Jisellynn's room one time said "I love fucking my cousin" and everyone was like :erm

He was a regular up until that day. He went by the name "JiselsBitch" - - - Complete sicko.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

And it's not the first offer like this! For some reason members think I'm very into filming videos with random men lol

He sent me word for word this SAME FUCKING MESSAGE a week ago! lmao. I thought I was so special too!

 

[yummybrownfox]

Oh, please don't go person that is in free chat and therefore has no card on file and can't purchase shows! I'm so sorry that my seasonal allergies make it look like I snort coke to idiots. Please, I'll send you "pitchers" if only you'll stay....

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LOL! My allergies are bad too. I keep a little nasal inhaler tube in my purse, and I used to worry that people nearby may think I'm snorting something. Lol. But I don't even worry about that anymore. I just whip it out and use it whenever I need to.

 

[ComicOzzie]

The stimulating conversations are what I like best about MFC...

veron007: nice 2 c u again bb
veron007: im fine bb
veron007: hw r u bb

 

[ComicOzzie]

Best tipnote ever!

fifecock2 has tipped WTFRoom 10 tokens: 'Scottish mountain mist kissed lips large strong hands uncircumcised Highlanders cock to ravish you under the standing stones until your orgasms echo over Lochs

 

[yummybrownfox]

bigblackcock333: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "What kind of question is that to be asking here?"
bigblackcock333: "A sex question."

*Block*

Just logged in to find a message from bigblackcoc26inch (same guy, obviously) asking "Do you have kids?"

 

[ComicOzzie]

Miguel sure has lots of requests for a freeloader...

miguelt323: morning beautiful your the sexiest model here im adding u you got me hard can u blow me a kiss and bounce boobs making thdm pop oit of top quick tease please lol say my name miguel if u can

 

[baileyhawke]

I know it's things members say, but there was a sec before I muted guests where this gem occurred--

u might want to try a different site, where 6's can make $$$

Three hours and 8k tokens later...

 

[Phoenix4987]

Haters gon' hate. Nice job

 

[Admiralfoot]

Just saw this one...

Are you fertile? Can you get pregnant? Just curious!

 

[Admiralfoot]

Careful...If that dildo cums prematurely...it will go limp...

 

[Yavin4MFC]

Careful...If that dildo cums prematurely...it will go limp...

...now I want to use this one, that's brilliant lol

 

[Phoenix4987]

PureHeart_: uh oh
PureHeart_: someone fucked up
PureHeart_: said some slick shit to the wrong lady
PureHeart_: i think if i saw those eyes directed at me, probably die on the spot
beach23454: well, it is nice to know that 12 year olds get member status
beach23454: what idiots
PureHeart_: beach, surprisingly there isn't much difference in between some grown men and 12 year olds
PureHeart_: sad really
beach23454: Surprisingly, you are that
beach23454: and a cheap fucker also
beach23454: so fuck with me if you wnt
PureHeart_: i didn't say anything directed at you?
beach23454: OH
beach23454: read it
beach23454: beach?
beach23454: not at me?
beach23454: You can not read either?
PureHeart_: you may have read that wrong
beach23454: Beach?
beach23454: I can read "beach"
beach23454: you can tupe it
beach23454: then say it was not at me?

So. The girl got this pissy look at her face and I made a joke about it. This guy made a comment, I made one agreeing with him and he got crazy. I felt bad because he was tipping her and then he went all apeshit in free chat.

Lesson learned. Type like a robot so nobody gets offended. "Beach, yes, I agree with you entirely on your previous statement"

 

[LilPixy]

Nice, long private last night... started not really well. The guy tried to convince me I don't know my native language and was rude to the point I wanted to block him. Conversation with him felt like I'm just stupid camwhore who doesn't know anything. I wish I had saved it, huh.

Ignore the fact that I speak this language for 22 years now, declination of word "two" has 23-ish varieties in my language, so believe me when I say IN A NICE WAY that you just said "goodbye", instead of "good evening" and don't be insulting ass

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously dude. Adjust your dosage.

Booom216: pls bounce your bobs fr me and show me your beautiful smile!
Booom216: you make me so horny!
Booom216: pls bounce them with hans up and down i love it!
Booom216:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Booom216: i love it!
Booom216:yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Calliope]

Can I pin you down and take a steamy shit in your pussy?
Ew.