Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

Which is why I stay out of the lounge as well.

LOL since when!!

 

[Jupiter551]

I get up tease around, put my fingers in my pants and rub on myself, move my hips and slap my ass a lot. You cant really see my face and I get guys who are like "face bb" "lets see face" "face" "show face"...

...really guys? you want me to stop playing with myself and teasing to show you my face? lol

yes it's the tits-ass-face triangle of camming. if you show tits they want ass, if you show ass they want face, and if you show face they want tits or ass.

 

[Anonymous]

i was in the middle of SINGING yesterday (lol i'm desperate for room traffic lately), and a couple of my regulars were receiving PMs or something from basics about liking it, so i decided to unmute them. they were pretty nice and quiet, surprisingly, but some idjit came along and said "do something" a few times before leaving. i didn't stop singing to even reply. :snooty:

One of my friends/regs on there was telling me I should probably go back to muting basics like I had done before. Some basics are pretty cool, and I have one or two basics that I really, really like, and their presence is the only time that I let basics talk. But my friend said that when I'm letting basics talk, and some of them are pissing me off, I could end up getting rated badly by them (on my profile). Plus it could be interfering with the "This chick is cool" vibe of my room when I have to stop and get snippy with rude basics. Some immature ones may rate me badly anyway just for having basics muted though (though that's probably less likely than the alternative). Basics can be really cool to talk to at times (they're not all jerks), especially when premiums aren't saying much. But eventually, the continuous "Use a toy"..."How's dat ass lookin?"..."You have ugly tits," etc. just gets out of hand, and I have to be like "Sorry, guys...time to mute basics now."

Also, one of the basics I'm very fond of will sometimes drop hints about wanting to take me out to lunch. All the talk about spending money on me...couldn't he just upgrade? I just upgraded my basic account a few days ago...when you have a job, spending $19.99 once shouldn't be a big deal for a site that you visit everyday and are hooked on. Oh, and I think it's cool that they have token packages SMALLER than $19.99 (which is available after you've spent that first $20).

 

[ComicOzzie]

Which is why I stay out of the lounge as well.

LOL since when!!

Since member rooms were created. Thank you, MFC!

 

[Bocefish]

I get up tease around, put my fingers in my pants and rub on myself, move my hips and slap my ass a lot. You cant really see my face and I get guys who are like "face bb" "lets see face" "face" "show face"...

...really guys? you want me to stop playing with myself and teasing to show you my face? lol

yes it's the tits-ass-face triangle of camming. if you show tits they want ass, if you show ass they want face, and if you show face they want tits or ass.

Even if you are showing everything... tits, ass, face, spread eagle in group and about to get off...some guy will pipe up with "feet plz bb."

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

I get up tease around, put my fingers in my pants and rub on myself, move my hips and slap my ass a lot. You cant really see my face and I get guys who are like "face bb" "lets see face" "face" "show face"...

...really guys? you want me to stop playing with myself and teasing to show you my face? lol

yes it's the tits-ass-face triangle of camming. if you show tits they want ass, if you show ass they want face, and if you show face they want tits or ass.

Even if you are showing everything... tits, ass, face, spread eagle in group and about to get off...some guy will pipe up with "feet plz bb."

That is true. It is so annoying! Haha. :roll:

 

[AliciaLeigh]

Reminds me of a LovelyLemon group show where suddenly a guy asked "Hey guys don't we should give her directions what to do?" and Amy broke into a big laughing.

I remember that! I couldn't contain myself! I don't stop and address much in group but that guy was HILARIOUS. I remember the quote slightly differently though, something like, "should we just let her keep going or offer direction?" and my response (after the belly laugh) was something along the lines of, "nah, I kind of got this one dude".

In response to KittyWildes beautiful moment ruined by overwhelming stupidity:

It's hard to do a legitimately erotic public show on mfc because it's so loudly jaded. Legitimate sensuality is mesmerizing to watch - for smart people. The well balanced non-special needs crowd just sits back and relaxes and watches in deep appreciation of the unique beauty of a woman genuinely enjoying herself without stopping every thirty seconds to ask for tips or seek direction or approval... But the less savvy cats in the room are LOUD and the only way I can survive a public show of that kind is to not look at the text flying by the screen because it's so upsetting and in such stark contrast with what's actually going on in my little world. It's a real punch in the gunt to have that blend of silence and stupid when you're doing something so serenely beautiful, it's a really lost and lonely feeling.

First off, LL, you just get it I absolutely love and admire you for that. You are such an inspiration to me, so thank you for your post (and, of course, thank you to Amber for the initial post about the show - you sweet thing! xo).

Idiotic or downright disrespectful comments during public shows are one on the reasons I don't really enjoy doing public shows, especially my "blanket shows". To this day I have NEVER done a countdown for a blanket show and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon which makes stupid comments even more intolerable than they already are. JUST SHUT UP AND ENJOY A FREE SHOW! The most often asked question, and perhaps the most annoying, is some variation of "Can we see what is under the blanket/sheet/towel?" My answer: Use your imagination.

What is funny is that I believe I actually did respond to the "Cum" guy by saying something like "This isn't my first time doing this and I'm doing this to feel good so I don't need help. If you want to bark orders go to Page 4". I usually tell people to shut the fuck up, grab their cocks, and enjoy the show because I know what I'm doing and I don't need their assistance. I am baffled by how many men offer to turn on their cam to "help me cum". Um, no thanks. I have a VERY active imagination and I plan on using it to get to my happy place. Watching some guy feverishly stroke his cock does absolutely nothing for me. Now, watching a guys face as he gets off while he watches me...whoa buddy. Now THAT is something I could watch 24X7.

And finally, I'd like to mention that I feel extremely lucky to have some amazing, respectful gentleman in my room who thoroughly enjoy these types of shows, which make them enjoyable for me. These guys just get it and I adore them for their support. XO

 

[AngelicTease]

f00t7: HI SEXY CAN U SHOW US UR FEET?
Ugly_UK_Loner: no
f00t7: y
f00t7: is that y ur a lonr?
Ugly_UK_Loner: LOL
f00t7: or isit cuz ther ugly?
Ugly_UK_Loner: yeah im a loner coz i wont show my feet to people LOL

 

[Michael_G]

you please I'd like to see the hole in your ass, you can do?

From a guest, thats easily the comment of the week.

 

[Nordling]

Dunno who FionaNYC is, but this was just so wrong:

 

[schlmoe]

From public chat in AmberCutie's room this afternoon:



I lol'd, then a few seconds later, another member responded to the idiot:



and I lol'd again...fun times, kids!

 

[Sweetsam]

Today someone told me I needed to trim my eyebrows. I didn't even know guys paid attention to that shit lol. Yes I was slacking on my eyebrows by a few weeks, but I don't think they looked bad, but ended up going to the salon today, because I am all about the eyebrows, but It just wasn't on my priority list lol.

Even the woman who waxed them today, didn't think they looked bad. I think guys like to get under our skin too much lol. :naughty:

 

[Nordling]

Today someone told me I needed to trim my eyebrows. I didn't even know guys paid attention to that shit lol. Yes I was slacking on my eyebrows by a few weeks, but I don't think they looked bad, but ended up going to the salon today, because I am all about the eyebrows, but It just wasn't on my priority list lol.

Even the woman who waxed them today, didn't think they looked bad. I think guys like to get under our skin too much lol. :naughty:

Yes, bored men will remark on anything. "your big toe is bigger than the other toes." "you have hair on your head." "You are naked" lol But in your instance, for someone to remark on your eyebrows...sounds a little strange. Men really don't think about eyebrows...well, unless they really did look like twin badgers connected by their tails.

 

[Michael_G]

Dunno who FionaNYC is, but this was just so wrong:

Comments like that, joke or not should get you banned from the site IMO.

 

[Rose]

(All of this was said in public chat today)
FUCKINGSLAYER: remember me yiuo fucking whore ass cunt bitch n*****(He typed it out, I won't) loving while (He meant to say whale here, I almost peed laughing at that) remember me?
FUCKINGSLAYER: your a fucking cunt bitch
FUCKINGSLAYER: n***** lover
FUCKINGSLAYER: yor mama is a n***** fucking lover too you cunt
me: Lol actually she is. She prefers them two at a time if I had to be honest.
FUCKINGSLAYER: oh yea that's cause she's a fucking cunt bitch too and so ar yuo
FUCKINGSLAYER: lolololoooolllllooololololollllloooolololol
FUCKINGSLAYER: l
FUCKINGSLAYER
FUCKINGSLAYER:l
FUCKINGSLAYER: lol
FUCKINGSLAYER:lo
FUCKINGSLAYER: l
(He kept typing "lol" like that for a good 15 minutes.)
We all had a nice laugh, then decided he wasn't that funny so I banned him and we proceeded with a 10 orgasm show. My members today were awesome and just totally ignored him and laughed with me.

 

[Jupiter551]

loving while (He meant to say whale here, I almost peed laughing at that)

I have a Japanese friend who loves whale! Is he criticizing you on behalf of the anti-whaling lobby? I didn't even know you were partial to whale!

He may have had the wrong model by the sounds of it because calling you a black person who enjoys whale just doesn't seem accurate.

 

[Rose]

loving while (He meant to say whale here, I almost peed laughing at that)

I have a Japanese friend who loves whale! Is he criticizing you on behalf of the anti-whaling lobby? I didn't even know you were partial to whale!

He may have had the wrong model by the sounds of it because calling you a black person who enjoys whale just doesn't seem accurate.

Let me put his poorly worded sentence together "you're a (blank) loving, whale." In otherwords I love black people and I'm fat. Meh, who cares. My best friend of the last 12 years is blacker than black and I'd jump in front of a bullet for her. As for being a whale, I'm obviously not because I live on land, don't swim all the time and can fit inside a house. He was only funny for the first minute.

 

[Jupiter551]

loving while (He meant to say whale here, I almost peed laughing at that)

I have a Japanese friend who loves whale! Is he criticizing you on behalf of the anti-whaling lobby? I didn't even know you were partial to whale!

He may have had the wrong model by the sounds of it because calling you a black person who enjoys whale just doesn't seem accurate.

Let me put his poorly worded sentence together "you're a (blank) loving, whale." In otherwords I love black people and I'm fat. Meh, who cares. My best friend of the last 12 years is blacker than black and I'd jump in front of a bullet for her. As for being a whale, I'm obviously not because I live on land, don't swim all the time and can fit inside a house. He was only funny for the first minute.

Yeah but there was no comma in the original, so he could just as easily have meant "you're a blank, loving whale." So you'd be a black person who likes whales!

 

[LailaBaise]

I didn't see this pm until I had logged off that night lol! I love it when you find erotic novellas in over looked pms after your shift. So romantic. Moments of hilarity in bold.

bathtub: your nipples are so damn sexy and u r gorgeous
bathtub: oh my
bathtub: stretch your arms up bb
bathtub: wanking hard over u
bathtub: i want ur mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: nice and saggy so damn sexy
bathtub: god i want ur cleavage IN THE FOREST!
bathtub: IN THE DARK
bathtub: slight;y open ur mouth bb
bathtub: have u got fascination street
bathtub: i really want your breasts and mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: gorgeous
bathtub: i adore the way your nipples peak out. so sexy
bathtub: lets go to bed. kiss me kiss me kiss me
bathtub: pls blow me a kiss
bathtub: show some ni[pple sexy pls
bathtub: oh god
bathtub: oh good god u r stuuning
bathtub: your breasts are stunning when u stretch
bathtub: i want to eat your pussy for hours
bathtub: fuck me
bathtub: wish u would kneel up and lean forward
bathtub: so so gorgeous
bathtub: oh my look at you
bathtub: en ur mouth
bathtub: open your mouth
bathtub: you are so so gorgeous
bathtub: yes yes yes

 

[Michael_G]

I didn't see this pm until I had logged off that night lol! I love it when you find erotic novellas in over looked pms after your shift. So romantic. Moments of hilarity in bold.

bathtub: your nipples are so damn sexy and u r gorgeous
bathtub: oh my
bathtub: stretch your arms up bb
bathtub: wanking hard over u
bathtub: i want ur mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: nice and saggy so damn sexy
bathtub: god i want ur cleavage IN THE FOREST!
bathtub: IN THE DARK
bathtub: slight;y open ur mouth bb
bathtub: have u got fascination street
bathtub: i really want your breasts and mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: gorgeous
bathtub: i adore the way your nipples peak out. so sexy
bathtub: lets go to bed. kiss me kiss me kiss me
bathtub: pls blow me a kiss
bathtub: show some ni[pple sexy pls
bathtub: oh god
bathtub: oh good god u r stuuning
bathtub: your breasts are stunning when u stretch
bathtub: i want to eat your pussy for hours
bathtub: fuck me
bathtub: wish u would kneel up and lean forward
bathtub: so so gorgeous
bathtub: oh my look at you
bathtub: en ur mouth
bathtub: open your mouth
bathtub: you are so so gorgeous
bathtub: yes yes yes

I LOL`ed so hard, thanks for making my day fluffy :-D

 

[LilyPink]

MFC mail I just read after I'd logged off. He actually copy and pasted that first line which confused me momentarily but then it got better...

* This person is currently only accepting private messages from their friends. Please ask them in the chat room to add you to their friends list.

I AM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SITE.. I STARTED COMEIN ON HERE BCUZ MY EX-GF WAS A MODEL AND I WOULD POST HER IN THE LOUNGE WHILE SHE DID HER SHOW AND SHE MADE ALOT OF MONEY THAT WAY.. IM FRIENDZ WITH ALOT OF MODELZ AND NOT JUST ONLINE.. IF I CANT TALK TO YOU BY SENDIN A PM THAN THERE IS NOO REASON TO COME SEE AGAIN...

YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY PROFILE.. I GET MORE COMMENTZ THAN MOST MODELZ DO.. BEFORE YOU JUST IGNORE THIS EMAIL.. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK...

THIS WAS IN YOUR TOPIC WHEN I GOT TO YOUR ROOM TODAY.. Lilys cum count:2...
that mean you have cumm 2 timez.. now most dumbasses who are on this site that dont mean anything to them.. i left YOUR ROOM bcuz we both know that your best cumm is the first one and than after that.. they suck.. fuckin leftovers... lol.. that is not good enuff for me.. i want your BEST or i dont want anything.. im not some dumb kid that never got laid.. im a grown man.. again look at my profile..

i fuckin lovvveee cummmmm!!.. you are fuckin beautiful!!.. you have an awesome body too..
i left you a comment.. you should look at my profile and leave me a comment...
thankzzz!!.. i rated and admired youu tooo..

i hope i see you again and that i will be able to talk to you in private and that i get your best!!!

I replied with
"im not some dumb kid that never got laid.. im a grown man" Seriously?! This message is full of hate. I'd prefer it if you didn't come to my room. Thanks.

 

[Rosemary]

Him: Hey babe I want to go pvt for 15-20 min but I need to see your boobs to know if they are good enough.
Me: Hey babe I want to show you my boobs but I need to see your tokens to know if they are good enough.

Then he gives me some excuse like 'mfc has all da muniez'. I've seen this game before, it ain't nothin' new. I especially liked the:

Him: It's either 4,000 tokens or nothing.

Can't even tip for a flash and he is giving me an ultimatum, not to mention my tits are all over my profile. So, obvious troll is obvious.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

I love that shit, it is like "freaking tip 50-100 tokens for a freaking flash or do you realllllly need that minute in private?" Do they have it totally down to a science they need to use every one of 66.6 minutes (if 4000 tokens were being spent) of private to truly enjoy it?

 

[Rosemary]

I love that shit, it is like "freaking tip 50-100 tokens for a freaking flash or do you realllllly need that minute in private?" Do they have it totally down to a science they need to use every one of 66.6 minutes (if 4000 tokens were being spent) of private to truly enjoy it?

Rofl! My guess is he just wanted a free flash/fondle thinking he could trick me. I think I fell for this once when I first started camming. I fell for a lot of stuff, actually! They ask to see first, and then it goes on to actions.

I had another dude who wanted me to check out his cam. I usually look at cams in pvt for that 1on1 feeling.

Him: Look at my cam?
Me: I would love to! Let's go pvt and have some fun together!
Him: No I want you to look here.
Me: Sorry hun, I only look in private.
*go on to discuss a pvt, etc*
Him: Ok, so will you look now and then we'll go pvt?
Me: Pvt first, then I'll turn on your cam and take a naughty peek at you
Him: Do you not like me?
(at this point I knew the pvt wasn't going to happen)
Me: I haven't decided yet. We talked a lot about going pvt and you're leaving me hanging
Him: Alright...alright, I will click the pvt. But I don't know, I don't think I'm convinced enough.
Me: I don't want to see your cam if you're not 'convinced enough'. I like my men on cam to be very, very convinced, especially after talking about what makes us both hot.
Him: I don't know, my finger is hovering over the button...
Him: I could, but I don't know. Decisions...
(goes on for about 5 more lines saying about the same thing)
Me: I think I've decided I don't like you. You're welcome to try and change my mind, but I don't know...decisions, hesitating. I'm just not 'convinced enough' that you're going to be worth a pvt.


And that was the end of that, LOL! It's like...if you're going to try and slap me around to get something for free from me try and be a little more creative/less obvious.

 

[WickedTouch]

(All of this was said in public chat today)
FUCKINGSLAYER: remember me yiuo fucking whore ass cunt bitch n*****(He typed it out, I won't) loving while (He meant to say whale here, I almost peed laughing at that) remember me?
FUCKINGSLAYER: your a fucking cunt bitch
FUCKINGSLAYER: n***** lover
FUCKINGSLAYER: yor mama is a n***** fucking lover too you cunt
me: Lol actually she is. She prefers them two at a time if I had to be honest.
FUCKINGSLAYER: oh yea that's cause she's a fucking cunt bitch too and so ar yuo
FUCKINGSLAYER: lolololoooolllllooololololollllloooolololol
FUCKINGSLAYER: l
FUCKINGSLAYER
FUCKINGSLAYER:l
FUCKINGSLAYER: lol
FUCKINGSLAYER:lo
FUCKINGSLAYER: l
(He kept typing "lol" like that for a good 15 minutes.)
We all had a nice laugh, then decided he wasn't that funny so I banned him and we proceeded with a 10 orgasm show. My members today were awesome and just totally ignored him and laughed with me.

Y'know, sometimes I think I have scraped the remains of more intelligent things from the soles of my shoes! What a tool.... mind you his screename maybe was a big hint as to his social capabilities... :roll:

 

[Jupiter551]

MFC mail I just read after I'd logged off. He actually copy and pasted that first line which confused me momentarily but then it got better...

* This person is currently only accepting private messages from their friends. Please ask them in the chat room to add you to their friends list.

I AM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SITE.. I STARTED COMEIN ON HERE BCUZ MY EX-GF WAS A MODEL AND I WOULD POST HER IN THE LOUNGE WHILE SHE DID HER SHOW AND SHE MADE ALOT OF MONEY THAT WAY.. IM FRIENDZ WITH ALOT OF MODELZ AND NOT JUST ONLINE.. IF I CANT TALK TO YOU BY SENDIN A PM THAN THERE IS NOO REASON TO COME SEE AGAIN...

YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY PROFILE.. I GET MORE COMMENTZ THAN MOST MODELZ DO.. BEFORE YOU JUST IGNORE THIS EMAIL.. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK...

THIS WAS IN YOUR TOPIC WHEN I GOT TO YOUR ROOM TODAY.. Lilys cum count:2...
that mean you have cumm 2 timez.. now most dumbasses who are on this site that dont mean anything to them.. i left YOUR ROOM bcuz we both know that your best cumm is the first one and than after that.. they suck.. fuckin leftovers... lol.. that is not good enuff for me.. i want your BEST or i dont want anything.. im not some dumb kid that never got laid.. im a grown man.. again look at my profile..

i fuckin lovvveee cummmmm!!.. you are fuckin beautiful!!.. you have an awesome body too..
i left you a comment.. you should look at my profile and leave me a comment...
thankzzz!!.. i rated and admired youu tooo..

i hope i see you again and that i will be able to talk to you in private and that i get your best!!!

I replied with
"im not some dumb kid that never got laid.. im a grown man" Seriously?! This message is full of hate. I'd prefer it if you didn't come to my room. Thanks.

I love the arrogance and sense of entitlement of this guy lol.. I've seen something similar to this when a guy came into a room with hundreds of people in it and demanded the model's attention, saying he's not like other members, that he's dated pornstars before and I guess was trying to get a date with her :lol:

 

[JickyJuly]

Rose LOL @ I think I've decided I don't like you. You are a trip. Hehehe.

 

[EllaXoXo]

GK10128: they do abortions and that is all
Me verbally in room: wait... really?
GK10128: yes maam
Me in room: Seriously? You seriously believe that???
GK10128: serious

Apparently I'm one lucky girl for being able to have gotten out of PP without getting a sneak attack abortion when I've gone in the past! /phew!

 

[Rosemary]

GK10128: they do abortions and that is all
Me verbally in room: wait... really?
GK10128: yes maam
Me in room: Seriously? You seriously believe that???
GK10128: serious

Apparently I'm one lucky girl for being able to have gotten out of PP without getting a sneak attack abortion when I've gone in the past! /phew!

ROFL!!!! I really, really hope he wasn't actually serious, but if he is was is it sad that I wouldn't be surprised?
:\

 

[EllaXoXo]

GK10128: they do abortions and that is all
Me verbally in room: wait... really?
GK10128: yes maam
Me in room: Seriously? You seriously believe that???
GK10128: serious

Apparently I'm one lucky girl for being able to have gotten out of PP without getting a sneak attack abortion when I've gone in the past! /phew!

ROFL!!!! I really, really hope he wasn't actually serious, but if he is was is it sad that I wouldn't be surprised?
:\

He dared me to call five PPs to see if I could get an appt for a PAP. He seems to think they will turn me down. From the way he was talking all night, I honestly think he was being serious ><