Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[yossarian]

Possibly a coincidence, but I thought this was rather odd--the guy sat in the model's room for an hour without a peep.

That's actually the Amber Cutie Foundation, which provides dildos and Hitachis to needy camgirls.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Possibly a coincidence, but I thought this was rather odd--the guy sat in the model's room for an hour without a peep.

That's actually the Amber Cutie Foundation, which provides dildos and Hitachis to needy camgirls.

:-D
My first thought was it legitimately stood for Administration for Children and Families.

 

[Anonymous]

After telling a member "This isn't a dating site," he says...

"I'll just fuck you. I don't want to be seen dating a Black bitch. That's embarrassing."

*blocked*

 

[Nordling]

Ha, guys. Interesting that on his profile, he has no friends, Amber isn't a favorite model and his rating adds up to 1 1/2 stars. Probably "Armenian Cat Fondler."

 

[LilyMarie]

The existence of this really brilliant human being

https://twitter.com/GL_Fly

My brain hurts.

Wow, that guy is really something special.
Don't your parents teach you not to brag when you're like.. five?

kinda reminds me of this thing I saw on reddit the other day :-D

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Whenever people try to brag about how expensive stuff is I am always reminded of the wise words of Grace Slick, "Doesn't mean shit to a tree.'

 

[PunkInDrublic]

That Porsche isn't even worth bragging about. Nice suit tho.

 

[Diana Blake]

I love that a picture of his finger pointing at a car should convince us he owns it. I'm gonna start taking pictures of me pointing at things so I can claim them as mine. Think it would work if I pointed at the Sears building? Maybe I could point at Jessi and she'd come home with me!

And $600 for a suit is cheap. If you want a good tailored suit be prepared to pay a few thousand. :roll: Found this out the hard way when Mr. Nerd needed formal wear last year.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

I love that a picture of his finger pointing at a car should convince us he owns it.

I kinda believe him. Would be a weird choice of car to lie about. Hank Hill would be appalled by the treatment of his grass.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Some pretty nice suits can be had for under 600.

lol 39.99 for this Steve Harvey collection suit.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Possibly a coincidence, but I thought this was rather odd--the guy sat in the model's room for an hour without a peep.

Yeah I met a guy a while back who tried to sorta claim ACF as some sort of proof that models should put up with him. He got banned pretty quickly. I hadn't even known he was ACF yet (read it on his profile), but the second he told me to look at his token amount, and said he had a ton, which was why I should pay more attention to him I decided he could go away. Possibly not a good business decision, definitely one for my sanity though.

 

[ComicOzzie]

fryhead32: do you humiliate and blackmail on skype?

WTF?

 

[Nordling]

Possibly a coincidence, but I thought this was rather odd--the guy sat in the model's room for an hour without a peep.

Yeah I met a guy a while back who tried to sorta claim ACF as some sort of proof that models should put up with him. He got banned pretty quickly. I hadn't even known he was ACF yet (read it on his profile), but the second he told me to look at his token amount, and said he had a ton, which was why I should pay more attention to him I decided he could go away. Possibly not a good business decision, definitely one for my sanity though.

I'm guessing it was a perfect business decision. Your other members who really do tip, and without bragging about some unrelated "quality" will be happier without him.

 

[zippypinhead]

fryhead32: do you humiliate and blackmail on skype?

WTF?

Those sorts of fetishes aren't all that out of the ordinary, but he certainly could've worded his inquiry a bit better, all things considered.

 

[ComicOzzie]

7:19:25 AM MariuzDorian: Hello. I and I need some help, but not for me. I need help to promote MFC top of a model (AlexiaQ) is superb. I have nothing to do with Alexia, but it's a shame not to be among the first models. It does not require tokens to be fair he wants to play
07:19:25 AM MariuzDorian: but does not have a large camscor as new model. AlexiaQ works day as a lawyer and night as a model on MFC, but not without a little help cant succeed. I tried to promote it, but only managed to grow camscor not too much. If you like AlexiaQ please he
07:19:25 AM MariuzDorian: lp me get her in the top models on MFC. http://profiles.myfreecams.com/AlexiaQ Thank you so much and I guarantee that AlexiaQ is a smart and sexy lady who deserves all the effort

I was gonna help out until the pimp mentioned that she worked as a lawyer by day.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah I met a guy a while back who tried to sorta claim ACF as some sort of proof that models should put up with him.

It usually makes me happy to see a member from ACF in my chat, but that trotskyleon guy was the only exception. :?

 

[Nordling]

During a discussion of the model's videos for sale. Lola's answer was funny, she said something like, "oh, then that should be ME, nothing I like more than having a stranger fuck me in the ass!":

 

[ComicOzzie]

solid11inchs: I HAVE A SOLID 11INCHS BABY ALMOST A FULL FOOT OF COCK

:thumbleft:

 

[Akabu]

One of my regulars who always makes me belly laugh came up with this PM tonight
XXXX - This is a test of the emergency private message system. Had this been a real private message, it would have been accompanied by screams, gunfire, and a faint burning smell. We now return you to your regular camchat, already in progress.

 

[RogueWarrior]

I think this could go either in the WTF or LOL thread, but since this one was more conveniently located.........

This takes a bit of setup for context.

I was in a member room (like the lounge, models can't see what is typed) and two basics were commenting.

Wish I would have capped it because I can't remember exactly what was said, but here is a reasonable facsimile.

And mind you, these two idiots were more than likely NOT viewing the same model.

Basic 1 : Oooh, bb, you so sexy
Basic 2: Yeah, bb take it off
(Since they were the only one's talking in this Member Room, I'm sure they thought.......well you know)
Basic 1: Show us that ass bb
Basic 2: Oh, yeah
Basic 1: Show some ass, bitch
Basic 2: Don't be rude, you need to tip
Basic 1: Anyway you're ugly
Basic 1: Stupid cunt
Basic 1: Fuck this shit
Basic 1: I'm outta here
Basic 1: Ban me, bitch (guess he had some experience there)

 

[LilyMarie]

solid11inchs: I HAVE A SOLID 11INCHS BABY ALMOST A FULL FOOT OF COCK

:thumbleft:

Sounds painful as hell. Do not want. :?

 

[DuoShi]

After telling a member "This isn't a dating site," he says...

"I'll just fuck you. I don't want to be seen dating a Black bitch. That's embarrassing."

*blocked*

I wanna kick that dude in the nuts so bad they'd turn to raisins.

 

[DuoShi]

solid11inchs: I HAVE A SOLID 11INCHS BABY ALMOST A FULL FOOT OF COCK

:thumbleft:

This guy in true bloob fashion was probably bouncing around rooms saying that. I saw him in one of the rooms yesterday, and my first thought was "Nobody gives two shits in a toilet about your thimble (I mean cock)!"

 

[ComicOzzie]

AntB28: thats stupid but whatever, nice scam u got

When a model explained to him that the previous tip was not for topic.

 

[Nordling]

He enters the chat room and says he "went premium" because of her, then after she thanks him, he goes on to say...

impotentguy: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
impotentguy: i was going to tip you but i like the feeling of having tokens.
impotentguy: it's empowering
impotentguy: i want to keep them forever so they can earn intrest
impotentguy: i dont want to be one of those 0/20 premiums

Eventual ban.

 

[zippypinhead]

He enters the chat room and says he "went premium" because of her, then after she thanks him, he goes on to say...

impotentguy: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
impotentguy: i was going to tip you but i like the feeling of having tokens.
impotentguy: it's empowering
impotentguy: i want to keep them forever so they can earn intrest
impotentguy: i dont want to be one of those 0/20 premiums

Eventual ban.

Impotent in more ways than one.

 

[LilyMarie]

He enters the chat room and says he "went premium" because of her, then after she thanks him, he goes on to say...

impotentguy: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
impotentguy: i was going to tip you but i like the feeling of having tokens.
impotentguy: it's empowering
impotentguy: i want to keep them forever so they can earn intrest
impotentguy: i dont want to be one of those 0/20 premiums

Eventual ban.

Yesterday, in my room:

later:

Dude... just... go far away please...

 

[pg240]

From a model friend's Twitter feed last night:

What not to say: "im sorry, I spent 200$ already on my favorite model"

 

[Sevrin]

That 'new premium' has an orange font. Don't you need a minimum number of RP to do that anymore? I thought it was 500 RP. That's a lot of tokens not to have spent on anyone.

 

[Anonymous]

That 'new premium' has an orange font. Don't you need a minimum number of RP to do that anymore? I thought it was 500 RP. That's a lot of tokens not to have spent on anyone.

When he was in my room posting that "Yummy! I went premium for you!" bullshit, he actually did have 200 tokens and 20 points. He's just another asshole who thinks he's hot shit just because he spent $19.99 one time...and he likes to dangle his tokens in models' faces like it's a Scooby snack, hoping models will kiss his crusty ass. "Not I!," said the fox.....

It's just another form of trolling, in my opinion, and deserves a 60-day ban.