Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

respectother: you like your toes sucked.lol just kidding well maybe...

yeah, kidding...lol

Everyone knows putting a 'lol' etc. behind things makes everything so much better because it makes demands or weird questions not seem so serious, right?

'show pussy lol'
'suck on that lol'
'ever got gang-banged lol'

I guess it's the same with 'just kidding'.

A fun thing to do: Start imagining people actually laughing out loudly everytime they use 'lol'. It makes everyone on the internet seem really mentally unstable.

 

[CharlotteLace]

respectother: you like your toes sucked.lol just kidding well maybe...

yeah, kidding...lol

Everyone knows putting a 'lol' etc. behind things makes everything so much better because it makes demands or weird questions not seem so serious, right?

'show pussy lol'
'suck on that lol'
'ever got gang-banged lol'

I guess it's the same with 'just kidding'.

A fun thing to do: Start imagining people actually laughing out loudly everytime they use 'lol'. It makes everyone on the internet seem really mentally unstable.

Sometimes that can backfire, though.

"you're so pretty! lol"

IS SOMETHING FUNNY, MOTHERFUCKER?! :angry4:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Not from MFC, but posted on Twitter. :?

I'm sure you hear this everyday, but I'd love to dress all in black and wriggle around your floor whilst you pour salt on me and call me a nasty slug man, and possible beat me with a shoe xx

 

[jeff98902]

This was posted in Kickaz room last night.

URMOMNDEMS has tipped kickaz 5 tokens: 'I have good news, my sodomy charge got dropped to following to close! '

I think the guy was just trying to be funny, but the joke went over like a lead balloon!

 

[LilyMarie]

To a non-nude model.

supahorny100: I cant jack off to you unless you take off your clothes

...implying that she actually cares if he's able to jack off to her or not. :?

 

[Jupiter551]

flesh8866: omg babe FART plz im gonna CUM

 

[yossarian]

To a non-nude model.

supahorny100: I cant jack off to you unless you take off your clothes

...implying that she actually cares if he's able to jack off to her or not. :?

In some cultures it's a sign of respect. :handgestures-salute:

 

[ComicOzzie]

fantasytrips: If you guys want to fuck girls as hot as this one for CHEAP in South America, please contact me at ultimatefantasytrips@yahoo.com

:roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

treyepd: sorry i have no tokens today for you your so sexy
treyepd: come on guys she s worth some token s if you have them give a few

:angry4: This shit drives me nuts.

 

[ComicOzzie]

peter2223: dam i think i may rip my cock off if im not carful!

:? I think you are doing it wrong.

 

[Jupiter551]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Jupiter551]

This guy takes begging to a whole new level, his optimism is almost admirable:

 

[mynameisbob84]

hi bb - hmmmmm hot - hru?

It's like a greatest hits collection of inane shit members say.

 

[Just Me]

hi bb - hmmmmm hot - hru?

It's like a greatest hits collection of inane shit members say.

Just missing mentions of feet and boobs. :thumbleft:

 

[HotAndScottish]

Member: Hey, I live next door to you!
Me:*rolls eyes* of course you do.
Member: I do, on [Street name], I'm in the next building!

in PM:
Your car, registration xxx xxx is parked outside my house!

 

[HotAndScottish]

This guy takes begging to a whole new level, his optimism is almost admirable:

That and "What do I get if I rate & admire you?

I also had someone recently announce they were the 100th person in my room that day, and wondered if they would get a prize. DOH!

 

[Nordling]

Another one of those complements that make you roll your eyes.

Member: Your boobs look nice and perfect and unaltered today.

So, every other day they look fake? lol

 

[yossarian]

Member: Hey, I live next door to you!
Me:*rolls eyes* of course you do.
Member: I do, on [Street name], I'm in the next building!

in PM:
Your car, registration xxx xxx is parked outside my house!

Tell him to break into it and wait for you.

 

[Jupiter551]

guyfrom80s: i ladys looks so good but you lady's remians me of lady's i know makes me wonder about a couple of lady's i know but it's all good

 

[Jupiter551]

tapout95: i just took a viagra u make me so hard

 

[PlayboyMegan]

AustinBra: Smoke you know you should send me a vid,

AustinBra: I would pay via paypal... Used all my tokens

"Smoke" was a guy that just won a video in my room. This was all in public chat.

 

[ComicOzzie]

serpagx: ASSTOMOUTH !

In a room with 2 female models... :lol:

 

[LaceyRoyce]

Honeydeww: Hey cutie!! How are you??? I was wondering how much would it cost for you to mail me your shit? I would pay through paypal or tokens however with paypal you would get more money. I am being totally serious and if you are down lets set something up

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I told guyman I would make a screenshot so he couldn't say pics or didn't happen if he still wasn't premium after he paid his rent.

 

[ComicOzzie]

bbraski69: wow are u really going to med school? won't being a cam girl get u in trouble with acceptance?

I'm pretty sure she isn't going to attach a video of her Hitachi show to her admissions package. :thumbleft:

 

[ComicOzzie]

hornyasfuck122: ALERT THERE IS FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN AMERICA!! PLEASE LOOK THEM UP AND GET GUNS!!!
hornyasfuck122: ALERT THERE IS FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN AMERICA!! PLEASE LOOK THEM UP AND GET GUNS!!!
hornyasfuck122: ALERT THERE IS FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN AMERICA!! PLEASE LOOK THEM UP AND GET GUNS!!!

hornyasfuck? Sounds more like crazyasfuck. :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

ganaxxx1: "My dear butterfly coming from a ray of light..,flashing smile you have will smoke a chicken fry, riding in the joy that you give is a waveful mind..."

Google translate fail.

 

[ComicOzzie]

blackcumboy: Wow ur sexy cute%u2026wanna see my blacklong cock and I eat my own cum live with chocolate in private for u!!

:?

 

[Jupiter551]

ganaxxx1: "My dear butterfly coming from a ray of light..,flashing smile you have will smoke a chicken fry, riding in the joy that you give is a waveful mind..."

Google translate fail.

On the other hand, this is an excellent testimonial to the quality of whatever he's smoking.

 

[Jupiter551]

hawkeyes1213: your nips are hard
go girl go!
yeah
oh man
sexy tittttttys
oh Fuck
MOM Jeens