Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ViruSphere]

In ZoeMadison's room tonight:

Jonnyplays: are u really 65


Umm... read Zoe's profile, then look at her pics to realize how stupid that comment was.

 

[ScarletVixen]

lay on bed now and open ur fucky leg

:lol:

This strikes me as a horrifying condition if it were true...

 

[AmberCutie]

I'll have to open the archives to see it worded exactly, but give or take a word or two, this was the funniest line in Candie's chat last night.

bb get fuck...please

 

[LailaBaise]

lay on bed now and open ur fucky leg

:lol:

That made me laugh so much! Open your fucky leg? bahahhahaha

 

[MrRodry]

 

[UKgg]

"How young can a girl get pregnant?"

I told him about a case where a 6-year-old girl got pregnant somewhere in South America.

His reply?

"Oh NO! Well that won't do at all."

...He then proceeded to talk about how he wanted to screw little girls. BAN.

gross, very gross. However, you totally walked into that one.

WOW! I found that hard to believe, so did a little research and found there is actually a younger girl that gave birth at 5 years, 7 months and had been having periods since she was 3.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

Nothing I hate more than pedophiles & rapists!!! :evil:

What kind of slut child has sex at four years old?! Who the fuck did she have sex with? And what kind of SLUT MUM lets her?? Jesus on a bicycle...

 

[MadisonLeigh]

What kind of slut child has sex at four years old?! Who the fuck did she have sex with? And what kind of SLUT MUM lets her?? Jesus on a bicycle...

Um...I'm almost positive this was a case of rape, not consensual sex.

 

[Jupiter551]

What kind of slut child has sex at four years old?! Who the fuck did she have sex with? And what kind of SLUT MUM lets her?? Jesus on a bicycle...

Um...I'm almost positive this was a case of rape, not consensual sex.

Lol be very positive, there's no such thing as consensual sex between an adult and a child - even if the child says "yes" it ain't consensual til they pass the age of consent. Partly because a 5 year old obviously doesn't really have much understanding of what they're agreeing to.

 

[LailaBaise]

What kind of slut child has sex at four years old?! Who the fuck did she have sex with? And what kind of SLUT MUM lets her?? Jesus on a bicycle...

Um...I'm almost positive this was a case of rape, not consensual sex.

Lol be very positive, there's no such thing as consensual sex between an adult and a child - even if the child says "yes" it ain't consensual til they pass the age of consent. Partly because a 5 year old obviously doesn't really have much understanding of what they're agreeing to.

Dammit! I meant to quote, not thank! Anyway, may I assume you aren't acquainted yet with UKGG?

 

[Jupiter551]

Dammit! I meant to quote, not thank! Anyway, may I assume you aren't acquainted yet with UKGG?

I kind of know who she is, and I knew she was kidding around, I was replying to Madison

 

[MadisonLeigh]

What kind of slut child has sex at four years old?! Who the fuck did she have sex with? And what kind of SLUT MUM lets her?? Jesus on a bicycle...

Um...I'm almost positive this was a case of rape, not consensual sex.

Lol be very positive, there's no such thing as consensual sex between an adult and a child - even if the child says "yes" it ain't consensual til they pass the age of consent. Partly because a 5 year old obviously doesn't really have much understanding of what they're agreeing to.

You're absolutely right, that was poor phrasing on my part. I apologize.

 

[MadisonLeigh]

Dammit! I meant to quote, not thank! Anyway, may I assume you aren't acquainted yet with UKGG?

No, sorry, I don't know her, I didn't know how to interpret that comment. So we can just forget I said anything

 

[Jupiter551]

You're absolutely right, that was poor phrasing on my part. I apologize.

Yeah it's cool, I knew it was just the way you worded it

 

[schlmoe]

I can imagine it's tough for certain members to have to type with one hand or one finger or their pinky toe while they're "otherwise occupied". And I can further imagine this is more complicated if their first language is something other than English.

That being said...these two cracked my ass last night in Amber's room:

#1 "how tight is he hole bab" Poor manners to ask a question and not use proper punctuation...

#2 "finger that oussy" Even ruder when malformed request is un-accompanied by a tip...

 

[JoleneBrody]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

Got this lovely individual today...

freecamsite: then you could poop a huge steamer onto my chest

A little while later....

i'd settle for a hard fart on the tongue

Oh the LULZ :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

Not just because you're a girl...I think any human being would feel this way.

And any other human being should understand not to provoke such feelings. Insensitive bastards. I say ban them for the month and tell them it's so they can concentrate on helping their favourite model.

And btw Lydia thanks, my icecream just turned to ash in my mouth reading that lol....ughh

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

And btw Lydia thanks, my icecream just turned to ash in my mouth reading that lol....ughh

Your quite welcome Jup

I think a lot of my posts evoke that reaction :lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

So often members tell us things that they think are helpful and they so aren't. I assume this member was thinking that it would make you feel better knowing why he wasn't tipping you, when in reality, saying nothing at all and just being a fun part of the room would be a better contribution.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

I HATED that shit.

 

[Rose]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

i've had the same thing happen the last 2 months in a row. he doesn't hide his tokens or points and says he's "saving up for vacation and his wife has a tight grip on the wallet" but his token points have more than doubled in the last 2 weeks. really? yea...at least the other guy i'm dealing with this from is honest and tells me he's "rotating models" every other month. either way, they're both dumb jerks and i've gotten to the point i completely ignore them when they come in my room.

 

[Jupiter551]

If you visit me please do not tell me that your favorite model is gunning for top 20 so you wont be tipping much in order to help her...
I mean I try not to be a jealous girl, but I'm still a girl. I never get the giant bombs dropped on me, but a few of my regs drop them on others. I don't mention it and neither do they.
This month has been a bit hard for me, so knowing you are dropping huge tips on someone else just "because" and I have to shake my ass for 5 hours to barely hit goal, if even, hurts a bit.
That is all.

i've had the same thing happen the last 2 months in a row. he doesn't hide his tokens or points and says he's "saving up for vacation and his wife has a tight grip on the wallet" but his token points have more than doubled in the last 2 weeks. really? yea...at least the other guy i'm dealing with this from is honest and tells me he's "rotating models" every other month. either way, they're both dumb jerks and i've gotten to the point i completely ignore them when they come in my room.

I remember in Amber's room a few weeks ago some dude flat-out lied to her about how many tokens he had, but the idiot hadn't hidden them lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

In A99 room, I think the old fella needs his eyes checked lul

"oldtoker1: saw "Pirates " the other day....you are the exact image of Penelope Cruz"

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Member: Your face looks like a mouse.
Me: Uhhh, thank you?
Member:That wasnt a compliment.
Me: Well then, go somewhere else.
Member: Fuck you bitch.
*ban*

 

[AerynShade]

Member: Your face looks like a mouse.
Me: Uhhh, thank you?
Member:That wasnt a compliment.
Me: Well then, go somewhere else.
Member: Fuck you bitch.
*ban*

You look like a gorgeous mouse!
I would have assumed it was a compliment too, but I think mice are adorable.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Member: Your face looks like a mouse.
Me: Uhhh, thank you?
Member:That wasnt a compliment.
Me: Well then, go somewhere else.
Member: Fuck you bitch.
*ban*

You look like a gorgeous mouse!
I would have assumed it was a compliment too, but I think mice are adorable.

Haha thank you! I didnt take it as a bad thing either... If it was a rat that would be something different haha

 

[Jupiter551]

you do look a little like a sexy cartoon mouse, but not in any kind of bad way

 

[AbbyBratty]

I remember in Amber's room a few weeks ago some dude flat-out lied to her about how many tokens he had, but the idiot hadn't hidden them lol.

I have absolutely no qualms about calling out that kind of behavior. A couple of times they even gave me a small tip before slinking off in shame :mrgreen:

 

[Rose]

i was bored to tears and desperate last night so i turned on basics. i only had one basic in my room and 2 guests 80% of the time i was live. here's what that one basic said. lol

mcn1985:hi
me: hi
mcn1985: you speak brasiliense?
me: nope, sorry
mcn1985: tit
mcn1985: want see assss

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

you do look a little like a sexy cartoon mouse, but not in any kind of bad way

Thank ya! Hahaha.