Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LadyLuna]

Fresh from pm

Prem1: hey bb hru
LadyLuna: Hey, I'm good, thank you. How are you?
Prem1: gd u go a vidi ca buy fo 30 tk
LadyLuna: ?
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[Jupiter551]

Fresh from pm

Prem1: hey bb hru
LadyLuna: Hey, I'm good, thank you. How are you?
Prem1: gd u go a vidi ca buy fo 30 tk
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is kind of interesting (mis)use of language going on there...like it has a certain consistency, as if it's some kind of MFC-Pidgin creole...

**Time for open pm night from Amber I think! It's been a while

 

[Nordling]

Fresh from pm

Prem1: hey bb hru
LadyLuna: Hey, I'm good, thank you. How are you?
Prem1: gd u go a vidi ca buy fo 30 tk
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is kind of interesting (mis)use of language going on there...like it has a certain consistency, as if it's some kind of MFC-Pidgin creole...

**Time for open pm night from Amber I think! It's been a while

:lol: What's even worse is when they talk that mess to an eastern European model who barely understands proper English, and yet these cretins talk that garbled word stew as if they actually think they're communicating.

 

[AbbyBratty]

Just today I saw a guy say

I just need a hit of coke and im all urs bb
do u mind if i inject in pvt?

I think it's a fetish...? I get lots of guys saying asking me stuff like this. Usually they save it for a PM though :?

 

[LilyPink]

"I'mma rape you"

WTF this was in PM shortly after he dropped a huge tip on me and just seemed to come out of nowhere. Then he told me it was a joke. I don't get it :shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

"I'mma rape you"

WTF this was in PM shortly after he dropped a huge tip on me and just seemed to come out of nowhere. Then he told me it was a joke. I don't get it :shock:

One of the several definitions of joke: Fall back position when a guy hits on you or mentions some weird fetish he's hoping you'll be into, and you stop him cold.

eg-

guy: "haha imagine if we hooked up"
girl: "umm what?? that would be gross we're just friends"
guy: "I was just kidding!"

 

[DownundaDani]

One of the several definitions of joke: Fall back position when a guy hits on you or mentions some weird fetish he's hoping you'll be into, and you stop him cold.

I had one of these just the other night.

First in my room

thiefs: involved?
02:13:08 AM thiefs: doesnt your involved provide?
02:13:15 AM thiefs: why are you here?
02:13:24 AM thiefs: duh?
thiefs: you have a lousy cam

then after I banned him he mfc mailed me with this

what the fk are you doing here at mfc? I really dont understand. you are a lovely young girl. you are involved. I dont get it. anyways. I wish you the best of luck. cya

which I replied with this

what the fuck dude? it's none of your business why I'm here. Why the fuck are you here?
This is a job, understand? I'm not here to meet my future husband, I've already found him, and he's quite aware of what I do.
So as you will learn, the whole world is not made up of people who think exactly as you do, and thank fuck for that, cos what a boring world it would be.
cheers
Oh that's right, you're pissed cos I banned ya lmao
be smart and read a girl's profile before you speak

then the doozy

ok. I am sorry.whatever you say. I am drunk and a very stupidness. sorry again

stupidness dipshit

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

This was an exclusive show at Streamate. I have no idea what he wanted me to do because when I did what he said he still barked the same orders at me. Haha.

mariusxxxx has logged on

mariusxxxx: hi baby
my name marius
say hello
sow tits
darling
full
mor
like sex?
sow ASS
darling
i musturbation now
mor
i wona anall sex
sow me pussy
yes
open leg
you wona see me now?
yes put in pussy
you hot
darling
?
tok to me
mor
say i lowe you marius
say my name
marius
mor
mor
and put in ass
play darling
sow me mor
zoom
sow me ass
darling
now
and so zoom
mor
stay
cam mor
like i wona fuck your ass now
sit
sow me ass fuull
you lisining me?
i cant tok ?
say my name
my name marius say fuck me
now face
sow me face
you angell
sex angell
play
you yes
i like your pussy
yes
put mor
ant old time say my name
yes
put in ass?
mor
mor
now vibrator put in burn
like kiss
you like ?
yor name?
bich
?
i fuck you
in ass
sow me
ass
bich
yes
operator like ?
=)
you alone?
?
hous mor?
darling
play
i wona
sex
hot sex

mariusxxxx has logged off

 

[AngelAndrea]

Just today I saw a guy say

I just need a hit of coke and im all urs bb
do u mind if i inject in pvt?

I think it's a fetish...? I get lots of guys saying asking me stuff like this. Usually they save it for a PM though :?

random guy: "wanna share a bowl of coke (no worries i mean in private)"
me: "no bb I'm classy, I insulfate my cocaine"

 

[Jupiter551]

This was an exclusive show at Streamate. I have no idea what he wanted me to do because when I did what he said he still barked the same orders at me. Haha.

he wanted mor, mor, sex, bich, mor!

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

This was an exclusive show at Streamate. I have no idea what he wanted me to do because when I did what he said he still barked the same orders at me. Haha.

he wanted mor, mor, sex, bich, mor!

Why was he talking about an operator? Haha.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Cassidy, that was amazing!

haha!

Operator like?

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Cassidy, that was amazing!

haha!

Operator like?

It was a nice long show which was good but I was like Operator no like. Hahaha. He left 5*'s so I must have been doing something right.... lol.

I get creeped out when people want me to tell them they love them in shows... :?

 

[JoleneBrody]

Cassidy, that was amazing!

haha!

Operator like?

It was a nice long show which was good but I was like Operator no like. Hahaha. He left 5*'s so I must have been doing something right.... lol.

I get creeped out when people want me to tell them they love them in shows... :?

yeah... I don't get it.
him: "tell me you love me baby, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!"
Me: "I love cake!" (mid orgasm of course!)

Show ended... hehe!

 

[AbbyBratty]

random guy: "wanna share a bowl of coke (no worries i mean in private)"
me: "no bb I'm classy, I insulfate my cocaine"

omg :lol:
I wouldn't mind it so much if they didn't seem like they were actually doing it and getting that short attention span...these guys also like to tell me over and over they're gonna take me private after "just one more line". Right.

 

[Jupiter551]

Cassidy, that was amazing!

haha!

Operator like?

It was a nice long show which was good but I was like Operator no like. Hahaha. He left 5*'s so I must have been doing something right.... lol.

I get creeped out when people want me to tell them they love them in shows... :?

LOL I love the stream of consciousness flowing up to operator like, and the smiley at the end was just the crowning glory lol

i fuck you
in ass
sow me
ass
bich
yes
operator like ?
=)

 

[Bocefish]

My all time favorite is still the guy that asked a model "Will you organism for us?" :lol:

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Cassidy, that was amazing!

haha!

Operator like?

It was a nice long show which was good but I was like Operator no like. Hahaha. He left 5*'s so I must have been doing something right.... lol.

I get creeped out when people want me to tell them they love them in shows... :?

LOL I love the stream of consciousness flowing up to operator like, and the smiley at the end was just the crowning glory lol

i fuck you
in ass
sow me
ass
bich
yes
operator like ?
=)

HAHAHA I KNOW!!! It is like "look what I did!!!" lolol

 

[Rose]

i so wish i could have screen capped last night's epic basic rage. he came in and started off by saying "hey fatty". lol well i just couldn't let that pass so i said "mmm i love mcdonalds, i love my body and it's pudge... mmmmm"
proceed to lots of name calling from him, lots of fat comments, him saying i looked like rosie o'donnel, that i'm disgusting and should be shot and then he asked if we could kill him and shoot his dick off because my "fatness" was too disgusting. rotfl all the members and myself were laughing too hard from him. we let him rage and bitch for a good ~5 minutes or so and then we decided to put him in the "stupid corner". rotfl he kept raging and bitching for another 5+ minutes after that until he got offended that we had stopped laughing at him and he finally left of his own accord. it was hilarious and i WISH i had a screen cap of the epicness. i was laughing so hard at his comments i almost peed.

 

[JoleneBrody]

i so wish i could have screen capped last night's epic basic rage. he came in and started off by saying "hey fatty". lol well i just couldn't let that pass so i said "mmm i love mcdonalds, i love my body and it's pudge... mmmmm"
proceed to lots of name calling from him, lots of fat comments, him saying i looked like rosie o'donnel, that i'm disgusting and should be shot and then he asked if we could kill him and shoot his dick off because my "fatness" was too disgusting. rotfl all the members and myself were laughing too hard from him. we let him rage and bitch for a good ~5 minutes or so and then we decided to put him in the "stupid corner". rotfl he kept raging and bitching for another 5+ minutes after that until he got offended that we had stopped laughing at him and he finally left of his own accord. it was hilarious and i WISH i had a screen cap of the epicness. i was laughing so hard at his comments i almost peed.

This may have been part of the "misc" troll party last night. basically a body building forum thread dedicated to group trolling MFC with douchbagery.
There is a thread one of the girls started about it. has a link to there forum thread. It is pretty funny to read through. A little sad but pretty damn funny.

 

[Zoomer]

This was an exclusive show at Streamate. I have no idea what he wanted me to do because when I did what he said he still barked the same orders at me. Haha.

mariusxxxx has logged on

mariusxxxx: hi baby
my name marius
say hello
.
.
.
.
yor name?
bich
?
i fuck you
in ass
sow me
ass
bich
yes
operator like ?
=)
you alone?
?
hous mor?
darling
play
i wona
sex
hot sex

mariusxxxx has logged off

Am I the only one who read this imagining the voice of Kim Jong Il from Team America: World Police? :lol:

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

I could totally see that! LMAO! :lol:

 

[CandieMoose]

Had a three girl show last night and figured I would go through the chat logs to try to find some funny quotes. Here are some, after reading 10 pages I got annoyed and gave up :lol:

rsvp2u2: more pussy = more better

Adam27x: boner boner boner Paradise boner boner Candie boner boner Other Girl boner boner

Is this a man's normal thought process?

Pureblisss: Panties! Yeah! That's enough DNA material to clone the 3 of you!!!

Hmmmm...

jolgwelsh69: im wanking in fromy of my mates

Nice to know

barney500: who is medium boobs?

Lol Nice to be referred to as "medium boobs."

Big_Rob2009: the amount of cum that is about to be shot could fill a pool

Any why would you be thinking about this, when there are three oiled up girls gyrating on camera?

ERDALSUNA: can you cut burlesque

There was no talk of burlesque previous to this comment?

michie288: how much for the three of you to be my dates at my high school reunion?

Are you serious?

BiteMeGirl: where did Candie bring those girls from? are they her childhood friends or she got them from craiglist?

Yeah, I order girls from Craigslist? LOL

iowalover: Can you record on 8 track tape?

Asked if instead of receiving a DVD, if I could put our show on an 8 track??

Riverking07: wow, hard to believe they're both virgins, isn't it?

This came out of nowhere? And no, none of us are virgins :lol:

 

[morment]

just saw this:

howardl333: ur tits are supple enough to make a good pair of soccer cleats out of

wtf?

 

[Jupiter551]

just saw this:

howardl333: ur tits are supple enough to make a good pair of soccer cleats out of

wtf?

Wouldnt they have to be hard rather than supple anyway, to make cleats? He either doesn't know what supple means or doesn't know what cleats are lol.

Candie instead of recording it on a dvd can you record it on like 50s home movie film?

 

[morment]

just saw this:

howardl333: ur tits are supple enough to make a good pair of soccer cleats out of

wtf?

Wouldnt they have to be hard rather than supple anyway, to make cleats? He either doesn't know what supple means or doesn't know what cleats are lol.

you're probably right, I was too concerned with the fact that someone was looking at a pair of tits and his mind went to making footwear to analyze it at the time.

 

[Nordling]

This came suddenly, out of nowhere, and as far as I could tell, there had been no conversation between the model and this cretin prior to this strange outburst:


In JennSexcRed's Room:
tonyxtreme: WELL I FUCKING HATE YOU
tonyxtreme: NOT EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO DEAL WITH THAT
MickeyJay88: :umad Tony
tonyxtreme: HATE IS WHAT THE LORD REQUIRES
tonyxtreme: SINNERS SHOULD GO TO HELL

 

[NoelleBright]

This came suddenly, out of nowhere, and as far as I could tell, there had been no conversation between the model and this cretin prior to this strange outburst:


In JennSexcRed's Room:
tonyxtreme: WELL I FUCKING HATE YOU
tonyxtreme: NOT EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO DEAL WITH THAT
MickeyJay88: :umad Tony
tonyxtreme: HATE IS WHAT THE LORD REQUIRES
tonyxtreme: SINNERS SHOULD GO TO HELL

Hahaha, I got this guy in my room about a month ago. He asked if I would sew my labia shut for 500 tokens, when I refused he said he would settle for a blood letting show. When I turned down that offer he flipped his shit calling me a boring prude, so I banned him.
I've seen him in a few other girls rooms doing the same things though, so I think he's just making rounds actively trying to be banned from every room ever.

 

[AmberCutie]

he would settle for a blood letting show.

"Settle"? :snooty: Sheesh.

 

[HarleyLuxe]

Last night I encountered the infamous 'I want you to be a giant and play with a toy car with tiny men inside of it or a bus, train, truck or even an airplane.'