Things Everybody (But You) Find Sexy

[mynameisbob84]

What are the things that the world and their mum seem to find sexy, but that you, just... don't?

One such thing, for me, is shower shows. I can totally see why models do them. They're fun, easy, and everybody seems to love them. And looking at things objectively, I can see why... hot naked body, wet and glistening as soap and water glide down all those sexy curves and contours... but my peen just doesn't seem at all interested in it. Don't know why.

 

[GweenBlack]

Sex with food!

I used to peek on those magazines when a teenager about "how to spice your relationship sex" and there were always an advice about "spread cream on your breasts and put a strawberry on your nipples, that will drive your lover crazy" and some others like "spread nutella on your legs"

just sounds messy to me, not sexy. I guess i will never understand the appeal of food in sex.

 

[BarbieLuv]

Anything with excess saliva. Just... how is smearing spit all over someone's face sexy? Or spitting in their mouth? Or really using saliva for anything other than making oral sex feel better (and even then, there are ways to do it without ropes of drool hanging from her mouth like you find in a lot of porn!) It's just gross to me, and one of the few things I find a complete turn-off. ukeright:

 

[Autumn_LoL]

Anything with excess saliva. Just... how is smearing spit all over someone's face sexy? Or spitting in their mouth? Or really using saliva for anything other than making oral sex feel better (and even then, there are ways to do it without ropes of drool hanging from her mouth like you find in a lot of porn!) It's just gross to me, and one of the few things I find a complete turn-off. ukeright:

I hate excess spit except in the case of blowjobs. I gag anytime I see someone actually spit in a porn. Just ew.

 

[Gen]

Blow job eyes!!!! Omg the wide-eyed looking up face, something about the angle is so off-putting and unattractive to me. Most guys I've been with seem to love it but I can't even edit my own BJ video gifs because the face annoys the hell out of me.

 

[Autumn_LoL]

Blow job eyes!!!! Omg the wide-eyed looking up face, something about the angle is so off-putting and unattractive to me. Most guys I've been with seem to love it but I can't even edit my own BJ video gifs because the face annoys the hell out of me.

With this I can deal the eyes, but it's the suction mouth that I can't stand. The gaunt cheeks and the duckface-esque lips around the cock. NOPE.

Also, I clearly love this thread and just want to comment on everything.

 

[LilyEvans]

Spanking breasts or hoo-ha. I don't know how popular it is exactly but it must have SOME fans because I do (bum) spanks in my room and almost every time I have someone ask me, "How much to spank your tits/pussy? " I dunno dude, why don't you whack yourself in the dick and tell me how much you think it's worth?

 

[Rose]

Cunnilingus

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

I guess not everybody finds feet sexy but enough guys do. I totally don't get it, big or small they walk on stuff, what the hell is the difference between sexy and non sexy foot. :?
When I get foot fetish video as part of package, I find myself yelling at the screen, will you move the damn feet you're blocking my view of the good stuff :mrgreen:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I guess not everybody finds feet sexy but enough guys do. I totally don't get it, big or small they walk on stuff, what the hell is the difference between sexy and non sexy foot. :?

I think in that regard, feet are just like cock or pussy. While some might look "sexier" than others, it's the person they belong to that makes them appealing (or not). A disembodied foot (figuratively speaking) isn't likely to appeal to someone with a foot fetish any more than a disembodied cock is to the average cam girl, even if that cam girl really enjoys giving blowjobs. So I reckon the difference between a sexy and non-sexy foot essentially amounts to the person they're attached to.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Dirty talk.

Unless it's Amy Lemon it makes me crawl out of my skin!

 

[curvyredhead]

Blow job eyes!!!! Omg the wide-eyed looking up face, something about the angle is so off-putting and unattractive to me. Most guys I've been with seem to love it but I can't even edit my own BJ video gifs because the face annoys the hell out of me.

I wouldn't have a problem watching your face

Id be honored to edit them.

 

[Diana Blake]

Foreplay.

Man, I get it. It's hot, is designed to get your partner hot but damn it, I'm already set to go. I don't need anything else so foreplay is actually more frustrating than pleasurable to me.

 

[Autumn_LoL]

Foreplay.

Man, I get it. It's hot, is designed to get your partner hot but damn it, I'm already set to go. I don't need anything else so foreplay is actually more frustrating than pleasurable to me.

I hate hate hate foreplay. I just want enough to get him hard then I want the penis inside me. I don't even do foreplay for anal, just lots of lube.

 

[Nordling]

Shoes.

The idea of wearing shoes (usually high heeled shoes) to bed is very off-putting to me. When I see it, my mind gets averted from the model and I keep thinking about her drilling a hole in the mattress, and I think about all the stuff you pick up on the bottom of your shoes while wearing them on the street. I do understand that watching a woman walk away while wearing high heeled shoes improves the curves of her calves, but in bed?

 

[curvyredhead]

I know I prob should not say this..


But knowing you guys don't like certain things (like tons of spit or foreplay)....

Makes me wana do those things with you....

 

[Sevrin]

Dildos.

A lot of guys seem to prefer it when models use them rather than their fingers to get themselves off, and some ask to see a model's selection of toys, but I'm not a fan. As a guy, I don't know if they're more fun or effective than fingers, but as a perv, they usually make me uncomfortable. I'm especially not fond of plastic ones; glass and metal aren't as much of a turn-off. Vibrators and those new thrusty things, on the other hand, I like.

 

[Fay_Galore]

I bet we all think our is weird, but I have another weird one.

I don't like faces being close during sex, I can't stand someone breathing into my face, it makes me feel short of breath and enclosed and slightly claustrophobic. I dont particularly like kissing during sex for that same reason and try and avoid some positions. damnit, I need room to breath. I get that sensation too when I see it in porn/movies too, like, that can't be comfortable.

 

[AlanaTaylor]

French kissing. I can deal with a little bit of tongue but full on tongue in my mouth makes me dry up quicker than a bottle of water in the sahara desert. *cringe*

 

[JickyJuly]

Men in suits- I don't want a dude who is going to carefully undress and hang his clothing over the side of a chair ever. Throw it on the floor, and when we're done, put it back on and go outside to do something that is going to get your tee shirt and jeans further dirty, stained and full of holes.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Facials, yo. I get that some women enjoy taking a load to the face and plenty of guys love firing one out onto those faces (I guess it's a dominant/submissive thing?) but the whole thing just seems a bit degrading and never really appealed.

 

[Chamaeleon]

Do I dare tread? Rectums. Anytime or anyway. I just don't get the fascination. So, you can imagine my thoughts on anal sex. :roll:

 

[Autumn_LoL]

Dildos.

A lot of guys seem to prefer it when models use them rather than their fingers to get themselves off, and some ask to see a model's selection of toys, but I'm not a fan. As a guy, I don't know if they're more fun or effective than fingers, but as a perv, they usually make me uncomfortable. I'm especially not fond of plastic ones; glass and metal aren't as much of a turn-off. Vibrators and those new thrusty things, on the other hand, I like.

I could never cum from my fingers in my pussy. They're too short, not thick enough, and if I add more than one they're an awkward oblong shape. Also, fingernails.

 

[NickT]

I guess not everybody finds feet sexy but enough guys do. I totally don't get it, big or small they walk on stuff, what the hell is the difference between sexy and non sexy foot. :?
When I get foot fetish video as part of package, I find myself yelling at the screen, will you move the damn feet you're blocking my view of the good stuff :mrgreen:

It's thought that foot fetishes are the result of how body areas are mapped in the brain. The area for feet is right next to the area for erogenous zones in the brain. Since they are right next to each other, it's not unusual for connections to be made between the two and someone will find feet erogenous just like the typical erogenous body parts.

Are there any women who have foot fetishes? Or is it just men?

 

[AerynShade]

Muscley guys. Give me a stick skinny man any day!

 

[zippypinhead]

Do I dare tread? Rectums. Anytime or anyway. I just don't get the fascination. So, you can imagine my thoughts on anal sex. :roll:

Yeah, I don't get it, either. Butt cheeks, yes. Buttholes, no. And really, I'm not into body fluids in general. Keep those humors inside, thanks.

 

[Ambers Troll]

On cam, the 'Barrel' view, uninterested I know my anatomy well enough .... For RL, blowjobs, always been a big yawn.

 

[bakersman]

on cam:

plucked eyebrows
nipple piercings
(though one of my absolute faves has just one pierced, which doesn't bug me, lol)
(other piercings I'm indifferent to (nose, tongue, etc.) but the nipple ones are a true turnoff)


real life:

makeup
perfume

(yup, I'm an artsy hippie type)

 

[Red7227]

Long fingernails. Some girl with giant claws playing with herself makes me cringe. I expect to see her slice her clit off or come out with a piece of intestine hooked on one nail.

I don't even like painted nails really.

 

[Bocefish]

Hand bras! Some people like it as a tease, I find it annoyingly unattractive. I've also noticed a lot models are way too self-conscious about how their breasts look from different angles so they do the hand bra thing. Part of their beauty and sexiness is how they hang, jiggle and move.

I'll second the feet thing! Foot massages can be super sexy, but the visual alone does absolutely nothing.

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