The Funny Pic/Gif/Vid/Story Dump Thread!

[Val Vega]

 

[Val Vega]

When I was going through security at the San Diego airport a couple weeks ago, I got a full pat-down. After she had finished moving her hand back and forth over my crotch, the agent asked, "Do you have padding in your crotch?" She got really flustered when I answered, "No, that's just my dick."

 

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[Phoenix4987]

I go grab Chic-Fil-A and the girl behind the counter is weirding me out. She's speaking in this very high pitch, like minnie mouse voice. And on top of that it sounds like she's reading from a script. It was just so unnatural and fake sounding. It threw me off. I had to ask someone who worked there.

This guy is clearing tables, taking out the trash. I'm like cool, a bro. He'll understand.

I'm say hey man, does that chick up there always talk like that? He says which one? I make a nod with my head. The one up there on the left. He says, we'll I can't see that far let me go up there and check.

I'm thinking..what? I look down...I notice the broom he had set down is actually a walking cane...I look up again and I realize..He's not wearing dark glasses because it's sunny outside....he's wearing them cause he's blind.

Omg..I felt like such a dumbass after..

 

[Magnolia]

oopsies I bumped this ooooooooopsiiiiiiiiiiiies

 

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