The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

[SweepTheLeg]

That table leg sure is looking good right about now....wait, what?

 

[BettyBallistic]

You are BRAVE. I can't go one day or I get bitchy and uncomfortable and everyone around me lives in terror. I don't think I could succeed if I wanted to, I'd catch myself rubbing up against furniture or something. I'm an animal.

Good luck, soldier.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

29 hours since I agreed to this. I am still going strong. No deaths no semen. I'll make this thread my daily diary.

 

[zippypinhead]

So sure what the fuck i'll give it a go, again.

I want to hug you so bad right now.
Or fuck. Fuck works too. But to be fair that table leg is lookin' pretty good right now.

So, the way to get Aella to want to fuck you is to agree to join her in celibacy? That's... uh... my brain hurts.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I thought I'd try it too.
A day later and I am no longer the master of my domain. :roll: :crybaby:

 

[AwesomeKate]

I used my Hitachi 6 times yesterday.

I didn't cam.

 

[Protocosmo]

Errr... Sometimes I'll hold off a few days because at the end of it, I get some great orgasms. But uhhh... 40 days? Imagine a horny goat about to make a bad mistake. :?

 

[pg240]

Interesting discussion for a forum populated by people who masturbate on cam and people who watch them! It's the classic situation of "I could do this if I wanted to. I just don't want to." In my case, I just don't want to. But I could.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Day One

Woke up with morning wood. Didn't act on it. Skipped straight to breakfast like a fucking boss.

Day Two

Really want to fap. But no. I will persevere. For science.

Day Three

Survived close scare today. Hand accidentally brushed across a girl's boob on the bus home. Mild arousal had escalated into full-blown erection by the time I got home. Went straight to bed.

Day Four

Cold. Itchy. Not hungry. Erection won't go down.

Day Five

Have started to look at women in the street as mere sexual objects. Found myself referring to them as "bb". Cognitive functions diminished. Difficulty forming full sentences. Overwhelming sense of entitlement. Woman just cycled by. Asked her to show tits. She didn't. Told me to fuck off and that her name wasn't Bebe. Bitch.

Day Six

Caved in and jerked off to lingerie catalogue. I feel better. I feel human. I can speak in full sentences again and no longer feel the need to abbreviate short words like "baby".

 

[Aella]

NOOO. NOOOO. BOB. BOB YOU FORSAKE ME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I am so disappointed I could fuck you.

I mean fight you. did I say fuck? I really meant blow.
I mean punch. Fuck. God. I want to. I mean fuck, not fuck. FUCK.

Awrgh Kate stop taunting me. I still have yet to use a hitatchi, too. Maybe I just won't, so I can be the Virgin Hitachi Girl.

I'm on day 18, so close to halfway there, and this is getting really uncomfortable. I started out convinced I'd be able to complete the challenge, but now I'm not so sure. I really am not. I look forward to sleeping because I hope I can dream about something sexy so I can cheat and have sex in my dreams.

I really don't know if I'm gonna make it. I need encouragement guys.

Like, I used to compulsively masturbate twice a day. Porn is a dedicated shortcut in my toolbar in google chrome. I am incredibly perverted and get turned on by weird shit.

D:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I'm on day 18, so close to halfway there, and this is getting really uncomfortable. I started out convinced I'd be able to complete the challenge, but now I'm not so sure. I really am not. I look forward to sleeping because I hope I can dream about something sexy so I can cheat and have sex in my dreams.

I just realized something. You misread it. It was actually the 20 day challenge. Go ahead. :whistle:

 

[mynameisbob84]

NOOO. NOOOO. BOB. BOB YOU FORSAKE ME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I am so disappointed I could fuck you.

I mean fight you. did I say fuck? I really meant blow.
I mean punch. Fuck. God. I want to. I mean fuck, not fuck. FUCK.

Awrgh Kate stop taunting me. I still have yet to use a hitatchi, too. Maybe I just won't, so I can be the Virgin Hitachi Girl.

I'm on day 18, so close to halfway there, and this is getting really uncomfortable. I started out convinced I'd be able to complete the challenge, but now I'm not so sure. I really am not. I look forward to sleeping because I hope I can dream about something sexy so I can cheat and have sex in my dreams.

I really don't know if I'm gonna make it. I need encouragement guys.

Like, I used to compulsively masturbate twice a day. Porn is a dedicated shortcut in my toolbar in google chrome. I am incredibly perverted and get turned on by weird shit.

D:

I have faith in you. If you can make it to 18 days, you can (probably) make it to 40 :thumbleft:


Also! I have a (somewhat relevant) question about the female orgasm! When men go a long time without jerking off, when they do finally thwack off, it generally doesn't take long to... finish thwacking off. I mean, I think this is accurate. I've not polled anyone. And obviously I'm not insinuating I'm lacking in stamina or anything :whistle:

Soooooo.... basically, I'm asking if, after not cumming for a sustained period of time, a woman will cum more quickly than if she's goin' down to China town on a daily basis?

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Maybe this will help? :lol: :lol: :lol:

*edit to say that I took entirely too much time on this post...I must be bored!

 

[Aella]

NOOO. NOOOO. BOB. BOB YOU FORSAKE ME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I am so disappointed I could fuck you.

I mean fight you. did I say fuck? I really meant blow.
I mean punch. Fuck. God. I want to. I mean fuck, not fuck. FUCK.

Awrgh Kate stop taunting me. I still have yet to use a hitatchi, too. Maybe I just won't, so I can be the Virgin Hitachi Girl.

I'm on day 18, so close to halfway there, and this is getting really uncomfortable. I started out convinced I'd be able to complete the challenge, but now I'm not so sure. I really am not. I look forward to sleeping because I hope I can dream about something sexy so I can cheat and have sex in my dreams.

I really don't know if I'm gonna make it. I need encouragement guys.

Like, I used to compulsively masturbate twice a day. Porn is a dedicated shortcut in my toolbar in google chrome. I am incredibly perverted and get turned on by weird shit.

D:

I have faith in you. If you can make it to 18 days, you can (probably) make it to 40 :thumbleft:


Also! I have a (somewhat relevant) question about the female orgasm! When men go a long time without jerking off, when they do finally thwack off, it generally doesn't take long to... finish thwacking off. I mean, I think this is accurate. I've not polled anyone. And obviously I'm not insinuating I'm lacking in stamina or anything :whistle:

Soooooo.... basically, I'm asking if, after not cumming for a sustained period of time, a woman will cum more quickly than if she's goin' down to China town on a daily basis?

Yes.
I came THAT close to cumming when I showered and cleaned myself, so I'm pretty sure it'll take the touch of a feather by the time I'm finally ready to blow.

And lilredgirl EMOTICONS NOT HELPING.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

And lilredgirl EMOTICONS NOT HELPING.

http://muwhahaha.com/

:text-yeahthat:

:lol:

 

[SweepTheLeg]

I think she helped more than she may have realized.

 

[CaptPants]

I didn't aaaactually fap for the first time until the summer after my second year of college (I was nineteen). Since then, I've...more than made up for lost time. That being said, SURE, I'M IN. This will probably result in me recording *far* too many utterly inane songs and stories - on the bright side, I'll have one hell of a dramatic-reading-voice after all this.

That or I'll break, and we'll be looking at the most Shakespearean cumshot the world will have ever seen.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

That or I'll break, and we'll be looking at the most Shakespearean cumshot the world will have ever seen.

“Though she be but little, she is fierce!” ― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream


“The blessedness of being little!!!" ― William Shakespeare, King Henry VIII

:lol:

 

[driverxtc]

I don't masturbate. I feel awkward

 

[Aella]

I didn't aaaactually fap for the first time until the summer after my second year of college (I was nineteen). Since then, I've...more than made up for lost time. That being said, SURE, I'M IN. This will probably result in me recording *far* too many utterly inane songs and stories - on the bright side, I'll have one hell of a dramatic-reading-voice after all this.

That or I'll break, and we'll be looking at the most Shakespearean cumshot the world will have ever seen.

I'M SO EXCITED.
I know what your voice sounds like.
by the way.
...
....
.....
I have a thing for dramatic voices.

Also why did it take you that long to fap?

 

[CaptPants]

I didn't aaaactually fap for the first time until the summer after my second year of college (I was nineteen). Since then, I've...more than made up for lost time. That being said, SURE, I'M IN. This will probably result in me recording *far* too many utterly inane songs and stories - on the bright side, I'll have one hell of a dramatic-reading-voice after all this.

That or I'll break, and we'll be looking at the most Shakespearean cumshot the world will have ever seen.

I'M SO EXCITED.
I know what your voice sounds like.
by the way.
...
....
.....
I have a thing for dramatic voices.

Also why did it take you that long to fap?

...dammit, hooooow do you knooooow of my voooooooice... >.>

As far as fapping's concerned, I...guess I just never got around to it? I spent most of my life terrified of sex (and, to be frank, I'm still rather thrown off by it at twenty-four) so I didn't really know what I was missing until I got a bit too curious and BAM HOLY CRAP WHOA.

 

[SadieSixx]

All this talk about masturbation made me have to rub one out.

:snooty: 40 days is just cruel.

 

[pg240]

An update: Aella has taken to Twitter asking for "definitions of masturbation." I think she's caving!!

 

[mynameisbob84]

If you were to "accidentally" cum, would that count?

 

[Aella]

An update: Aella has taken to Twitter asking for "definitions of masturbation." I think she's caving!!

Like, for example, what if I rub my nipples but stay completely away from my pussy? Hmm? HMMMM?

 

[mynameisbob84]

If an Aella faps in the woods with nobody around to hear it...

What's the sound of one hand fapping?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

An update: Aella has taken to Twitter asking for "definitions of masturbation." I think she's caving!!

Like, for example, what if I rub my nipples but stay completely away from my pussy? Hmm? HMMMM?

Orgasm? --- It counts.

 

[morment]

An update: Aella has taken to Twitter asking for "definitions of masturbation." I think she's caving!!

Like, for example, what if I rub my nipples but stay completely away from my pussy? Hmm? HMMMM?

I'd say anything that you do deliberately, and with the intention of getting yourself off counts as masturbation, including nipple play.

 

[emptiedglass]

Does it count if a second person is directly involved?

 

[LadyLuna]

Per the "Do women cum easily after a long drought" question:

it depends. At first, a woman will get ridiculously horny, and will cum very very easily. After a certain amount of time (10 days - 3 months, depending on the woman), her body and sex drive will reset to how it was before she ever did anything. In essence, she will be a virgin again. At that point and afterwards, it will take as long as it did her first time ever.

In my case, how long it takes is anywhere from 10 days to 3 weeks, though I haven't figured out what the exact factors are and how they work.

Keep denying it Aella! You will hit a wall, and it will get easier after that wall is breached. Yes, it will get harder before it gets easier, but IT WILL GET EASIER. Eventually.