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:) That one makes a little sense. Shinola looks vaguely like shit. :)

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My father frequently used the phrase "...faster than Snyder's hound." I've spent more than a few hours using google trying to find an origin to this...it simply means REALLY fast, but who the hell was Snyder and why was his dog so fast? :)
 
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"don't know Jack Shit".

Why the hell would I want to know some guy's shit?
 
WildFingers said:
"you don't know Shit from shineola."
Shineola?
An old hobo once told me the way to know the difference between the two when in doubt, was to take a dab and put it on the toe of your shoe, and rub it around real good with a damp bit of rag. If it shines then it's shineola, if not well.....
 
My family is from Kansas, so our sayings are extremely country... and if any of you have heard these, I'll be surprised.

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him." = When you ask why someone's been gone so long. Apparently, the outhouses used to be in/near pigpens, and if you ever slipped and fell unconscious out there, the pigs would eat your flesh?!?! :eek:

"Fuckin' A" = means "damn right"

"Panther Piss" = means WD40.
 
I_Am_Iris said:
My family is from Kansas, so our sayings are extremely country... and if any of you have heard these, I'll be surprised.

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him." = When you ask why someone's been gone so long. Apparently, the outhouses used to be in/near pigpens, and if you ever slipped and fell unconscious out there, the pigs would eat your flesh?!?! :eek:

"Fuckin' A" = means "damn right"

"Panther Piss" = means WD40.
Those have spread well beyond the bread basket. But I can't recall "panther piss."
 
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I_Am_Iris said:
My family is from Kansas, so our sayings are extremely country... and if any of you have heard these, I'll be surprised.

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him." = When you ask why someone's been gone so long. Apparently, the outhouses used to be in/near pigpens, and if you ever slipped and fell unconscious out there, the pigs would eat your flesh?!?! :eek:

"Fuckin' A" = means "damn right"

"Panther Piss" = means WD40.

Pigs are bad about eating people. Oregon Farmer Eaten by Pigs
 
Nordling said:
My father frequently used the phrase "...faster than Snyder's hound." I've spent more than a few hours using google trying to find an origin to this...it simply means REALLY fast, but who the hell was Snyder and why was his dog so fast? :)
In the same vain my mother said when she was a young girl the saying, "Going like 60" was very popular and meant, 'really fast' bc no one but rich ppl with sports cars could go 60 MPH. Also my grandfather would say "We're off in a cloud of horse manure" :lol:
 
lordmagellan said:
Does anyone know what "as all get out" fucking means?

"Get out!!" used to be a phrase said when you were told something unbelievable. (Maybe a shortened version of "get outta here"?) I've only heard "as all get out" refer to a person that was unbelievable (rarely...out of control)...ie: "He's crazy as all get out"
 
I_Am_Iris said:
My family is from Kansas, so our sayings are extremely country... and if any of you have heard these, I'll be surprised.

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him." = When you ask why someone's been gone so long. Apparently, the outhouses used to be in/near pigpens, and if you ever slipped and fell unconscious out there, the pigs would eat your flesh?!?! :eek:

"Fuckin' A" = means "damn right"

"Panther Piss" = means WD40.

Never heard the first or last one, but the middle one...well it may have born and raised in Kansas, but it was the first slang with the word fuck in it that i every used.....me and everybody else in my very urban middle school :lol:
 
That "Fucking A!" thing is brand new to me. I've seen people on this forum say it, and I was like Huh?
 
The_Brown_Fox said:
That "Fucking A!" thing is brand new to me. I've seen people on this forum say it, and I was like Huh?

heh..interesting...it was so common in the LA area when i was kid that unless you were a "goody two shoes", it was just a part of your vocubulary

and on that note....
"goody two shoes"???

is that a reference to being wealthy enough to HAVE shoes? :think:
 
bob said:
heh..interesting...it was so common in the LA area when i was kid that unless you were a "goody two shoes", it was just a part of your vocubulary

Yup, just call me the spelling bee champion/A student 'goody two shoes' then...lol.

Also, when I was growing up, the adults I was around usually had enough sense to not use language like 'fucking' around a kid. And the kids I was around most likely would've gotten their butts smacked if they cussed (went to a private school up until like 5th grade). In fact, I think the whole 'kids cussing at their parents' thing was pretty much unheard of when I was growing up...lol. And now? Not so much...

It probably wasn't until middle school and high school (which were public schools) that I actually heard kids using language like 'fuck', 'shit', etc. regularly, but even then I've never heard any of them say 'Fucking A'.

One of the phrases I remember my mom saying - when I was a kid - was "Aw man, that was DECENT!" after witnessing something awesome (like a Janet Jackson 'Rhythm Nation' performance, for example). But the way she said it, it was like 'decent' was supposed to mean 'awesome'. LOL.
 
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The_Brown_Fox said:
bob said:
heh..interesting...it was so common in the LA area when i was kid that unless you were a "goody two shoes", it was just a part of your vocubulary

Yup, just call me the spelling bee champion/A student 'goody two shoes' then...lol.

Also, when I was growing up, the adults I was around usually had enough sense to not use language like 'fucking' around a kid. And the kids I was around most likely would've gotten their butts smacked if they cussed (went to a private school up until like 5th grade). In fact, I think the whole 'kids cussing at their parents' thing was pretty much unheard of when I was growing up...lol. And now? Not so much...

It probably wasn't until middle school and high school (which were public schools) that I actually heard kids using language like 'fuck', 'shit', etc. regularly, but even then I've never heard any of them say 'Fucking A'.

One of the phrases I remember my mom saying - when I was a kid - was "Aw man, that was DECENT!" after witnessing something awesome (like a Janet Jackson 'Rhythm Nation' performance, for example). But the way she said it, it was like 'decent' was supposed to mean 'awesome'. LOL.

and i'll bet they were white kids too....i've worked with black kids enough to know that their parents usually don't take a lot of
"guff"

hahaha...there's another one = disrespect...doubt anybody under the age of 55 has ever heard it tho...belongs in the The Slang Book of the Dead
 
bob said:
and i'll bet they were white kids too....i've worked with black kids enough to know that their parents usually don't take a lot of
"guff"

guff
1. Nonsense; baloney.
2. Insolent talk; back talk.

Urban Dictionary has several definitions for it, and the first one says:

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted. :lol:

You guys are gonna get sick of me telling this story, but I HAVE to! One of the saddest child/parent displays I'd ever seen (where the child is clearly the one "in charge") was after I had moved to Maryland and became friends with a red-haired girl named Cassie. We had been playing outside for a while, and then when it was time for her to come in, her mom called her:

The mom: Okay, Cassie, it's time to come in.
Cassie: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!!
Mom: Cassie, PLEASE???
Cassie: NO!!! I DON'T WANNA COME IN!!!"
The mom: PLEASE, Cassie???
CASSIE: NO, MOM!!!

Her mom had this hurt look on her face, and walked back into the house while Cassie remained outside. I had never seen anything like that before, so I sat there stunned, thinking Um...what just happened here???
 
The_Brown_Fox said:
bob said:
and i'll bet they were white kids too....i've worked with black kids enough to know that their parents usually don't take a lot of
"guff"

guff
1. Nonsense; baloney.
2. Insolent talk; back talk.

Urban Dictionary has several definitions for it, and the first one says:

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted. :lol:

gotta love the urban dictionary

You guys are gonna get sick of me telling this story, but I HAVE to! One of the saddest child/parent displays I'd ever seen (where the child is clearly the one "in charge") was after I had moved to Maryland and became friends with a red-haired girl named Cassie. We had been playing outside for a while, and then when it was time for her to come in, her mom called her:

The mom: Okay, Cassie, it's time to come in.
Cassie: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!!
Mom: Cassie, PLEASE???
Cassie: NO!!! I DON'T WANNA COME IN!!!"
The mom: PLEASE, Cassie???
CASSIE: NO, MOM!!!

Her mom had this hurt look on her face, and walked back into the house while Cassie remained outside. I had never seen anything like that before, so I sat there stunned, thinking Um...what just happened here???

:lol:

this had to be back in elementary school.....cassie was merely belligerent....not insulting :whistle:
 
Speaking of "Fuckin' A..." Richard Pryor once had an HBO special during which one of his bits was "how white people swear," and part of that was "fuckin' a...fuckin' a RIGHTS!" Which he repeated endlessly.

When I was a kid, girls didn't swear at all, and would "tell on us" if they overheard us using "bad" words. lol

So the world turns. :)
 
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I_Am_Iris said:
My family is from Kansas, so our sayings are extremely country... and if any of you have heard these, I'll be surprised.

"He went to shit and the hogs ate him." = When you ask why someone's been gone so long. Apparently, the outhouses used to be in/near pigpens, and if you ever slipped and fell unconscious out there, the pigs would eat your flesh?!?! :eek:

"Fuckin' A" = means "damn right"

"Panther Piss" = means WD40.
Ha! I come from two farm families too. And yeah, I heard the first phrase from my father's family. My mom's family were kind of "goody two shoes." North Dakota Norwegian Lutherans. lol

Panther piss was commonly used to describe a brand of beer that you didn't like.
 
Fuckin' A is akin to FFS (for fuck's sake) in my vocabulary.
 
Yeah, I always heard "Fuckin' A" being said under the person's breath right after something just went wrong, usually after a string of small things had just gone wrong.

like, bad thing happens, fix it, another bad thing, fix that, another bad thing... "Fucking A".
 
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LadyLuna said:
Yeah, I always heard "Fuckin' A" being said under the person's breath right after something just went wrong, usually after a string of small things had just gone wrong.

like, bad thing happens, fix it, another bad thing, fix that, another bad thing... "Fucking A".
Interesting how some phrases take on opposite meanings depending on the locale or group that uses it. "Fuckin' A" in my circles was always used like an "amen." Like someone says, "I finally got my tax return--fuckin' A!"
 
"Fuck Me Running"

Uh....well it would be interesting to try
 
I once knew a middle-aged travelling salesman who often said, "Jesus on a crutch," which is a shortened form of "Jesus on a rubber crutch," which in turn is heir to a bunch of "rubber crutch" idioms. Although the idea of the rubber crutch was that it wouldn't hold someone's weight and they'd probably collapse in a heap, it was used more as a simple expletive with no relationship to the concept itself.
 
Man, that party was a "pisser",
The reception was a real, Pisser,
We all went to the game, man it was a pisser.
A buddy in the navy used to use pisser to refer to any good time out. Think he was from Pennsylvania, took me a while to get used to it as a pisser was a bad thing when I had heard it used a few times before.

Brings me to another thought, What about, "Bad" being a good thing?
 
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