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With the wide array of items some models put in their hoohas I wonder what else they have had trouble getting out.
If I was a chick, I'd definitely try the following though, lolz.
http://www.blog.bernadinism.com/2011/08 ... -pong-act/
lol that's gross, I like Angie but noooooo I ain't going on a bukkake set for no one :naughty:Bocefish said:
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I was kinda shocked myself because that just didn't sound like something she would do. It got a little more absurd as as I read along and ended up lmao at the very end of it.
This is much more of a LOL than a WTF
http://xhamster.com/movies/365802/angry_dildo_frustration_.html from our very own http://profiles.myfreecams.com/ugly_uk_loner :lol:
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Paulie Walnuts said:I told myself not to come back to this thread.
I'm just reading the comments
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The comments are hilarious. :lol:LadyLuna said:Paulie Walnuts said:I told myself not to come back to this thread.
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I decided to take my chances and watch some of them...
The golden lady, I thought it was hot until the part where I couldn't tell if she liked it or not. Personally, I'd love it IF I was assured of cuddle time after.
The giant-ass dicks making the girls cling... OUCH is all I thought of that.
Um, I might be kinda weird for this one, but the leeches made me horny O.O
The 10 worst orgasms- I never knew an orgasm could turn me off. Some of those sounded like dying cats!
Head in Pussy is still going as I type this, cause I gotta get back on camera soon. I wonder if a pussy like that is where the "clit as big as a penis" thing comes from, as well as the horror movie where OMG HE REALLY PUT IT IN THERE!
um... CANNOT UNSEE
But, yeah, the horror movie where the girl's vagina has teeth, wouldn't be surprised if that's where it came from.
Anyway, that's as far as I got today, and I gotta get ready for evening camming. ^_^
The golden lady, I thought it was hot until the part where I couldn't tell if she liked it or not. Personally, I'd love it IF I was assured of cuddle time after.
The giant-ass dicks making the girls cling... OUCH is all I thought of that.
Um, I might be kinda weird for this one, but the leeches made me horny O.O
The 10 worst orgasms- I never knew an orgasm could turn me off. Some of those sounded like dying cats!
Head in Pussy is still going as I type this, cause I gotta get back on camera soon. I wonder if a pussy like that is where the "clit as big as a penis" thing comes from, as well as the horror movie where OMG HE REALLY PUT IT IN THERE!
um... CANNOT UNSEE
But, yeah, the horror movie where the girl's vagina has teeth, wouldn't be surprised if that's where it came from.
Anyway, that's as far as I got today, and I gotta get ready for evening camming. ^_^
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From experience, that is INCREDIBLY painful. Planned and done slowly, awesome as hell. Jammed in there when you're not expecting it? Be prepared for anal bleeding...Michael_G said:
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Indeed! Worst experience ever- when I was riding, and he was encouraging me to go all the way off and then back on, and I accidentally impaled myself in my butt. OUCH! Killed it for both of us because I ran to the bathroom screaming bloody murder.
Course, when we're both standing, he has this habit of going either too low where it feels like he's trying to hide it under my clit hood, or too high, and then complains at me for moving when it starts nosing my asshole. I'm like "wrong hole", so he moves higher! oi...
I feel like someone needs to teach me how doggy can feel good, cause I can't seem to get it right by myself either. To be fair, dildos hurt more than cock, but still.
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@LadyLuna I friggin hate doggy style. It's REALLY painful, doesn't get me off and is just generally uncomfortable and unpleasant. :/ I refuse to do it when ask of me in private because it just hurts way too much. The only time doggy style is fine is if it's planned anal.
first time I ever felt a girl up down there, it was pitch dark and she whispered in my ear "wrong hole" :lol: I was like oops!
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Lol classic! My roommate can never figure out which hole he wants to aim for and always ends up poking the wrong one. If he wants my butt he'll miss and get the other one and vice versa. So don't feel bad if you've only missed a couple times.Jupiter551 said:
Jupe, you should have whispered back, "No, it wasn't."Jupiter551 said:
ahahah, well for all she knew I was going where I wanted (I wasn't, it was an accident), I guess she was laying down some ground rules though :lol:lordmagellan said:
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So did you ever scope out the backdoor after that? I must know! Don't leave us in suspense. :dontknow:Jupiter551 said:
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So did you ever scope out the backdoor after that? I must know! Don't leave us in suspense :?Jupiter551 said:
Nope I don't think I ever really even thought about it, anal sex hadn't been invented in 1992.blackxrose said:
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LOL, if you ever need to curb your appetite... just visit that site and watch the trailers. :whistle:
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