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Michael_G said:
Jupiter551 said:
those chatbot things that popup on efukt are getting more and more aggressive toward me :icon-cry:

honeypot96er :6:41pm
Hey Asshole. Brisbane I see.

honeypot96er :6:41pm
Hey Negro Cock im talking to you. Dont ignore me mother fucker.


hahahahahah! yeah one called me the N word lol

Ha! I was just thinking the same thing! Their good too! I was curious so I responded "huh?" and it wrote back "what do you mean, huh?" and I was all :shock: *locks doors* GET OUTA MAH HEAD!
 
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JoleneJolene said:
Ha! I was just thinking the same thing! Their good too! I was curious so I responded "huh?" and it wrote back "what do you mean, huh?" and I was all :shock: *locks doors* GET OUTA MAH HEAD!
Yeah one bitched me out for closing "her" window lol.

A few days ago I too discovered the "huh" sends them into a loop lol
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Btw for those who missed it, this bukkake fail is epic lulz http://efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html
 
Damn...they really are good, I tried to throw them off by saying I was gay (I told them my name was schlmoe btw) but they had that eventuality covered:
IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
So You came to this site to jerkoff?

You :10:19pm
My name is Schlmoe and I am gay

IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
Damn all the good ones are homos! FYI this network has a bunch of gays on it
 
Jupiter551 said:
Damn...they really are good, I tried to throw them off by saying I was gay (I told them my name was schlmoe btw) but they had that eventuality covered:
IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
So You came to this site to jerkoff?

You :10:19pm
My name is Schlmoe and I am gay

IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
Damn all the good ones are homos! FYI this network has a bunch of gays on it

SUCCESSFUL MARKETING: The target demographic will respond most profitably to being called a "homo"
 
Jessi said:
SUCCESSFUL MARKETING: The target demographic will respond most profitably to being called a "homo"

LOL that crossed my mind too, one also called me a "faggot" for not responding to the chat
 
Jupiter551 said:
Jessi said:
SUCCESSFUL MARKETING: The target demographic will respond most profitably to being called a "homo"

LOL that crossed my mind too, one also called me a "faggot" for not responding to the chat

They must take their PR strategy from Ocean Marketing
 
The day has come that MFC members are trolling bots on pop up ads...
 
Jupiter551 said:
Damn...they really are good, I tried to throw them off by saying I was gay (I told them my name was schlmoe btw) but they had that eventuality covered:
IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
So You came to this site to jerkoff?

You :10:19pm
My name is Schlmoe and I am gay

IcanRIDEit74 :10:19pm
Damn all the good ones are homos! FYI this network has a bunch of gays on it

DUDE! You be trolling with my name?


I guess I understand, you don't want to come "out of the closet" under your real name. Just remember:

 

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I hated those popups for so long then I decided to have fun with them. :dance: In my exp indeed talking about God or being saved, the Lord, etc is the quickest way to get them confused. I also started sending the mfc signup link to them on first contact. that can be fun also. You mean bots aren't real people too?? :crybaby: I'm crushed.....
 
Jupiter551 said:
JoleneJolene said:
Ha! I was just thinking the same thing! Their good too! I was curious so I responded "huh?" and it wrote back "what do you mean, huh?" and I was all :shock: *locks doors* GET OUTA MAH HEAD!
Yeah one bitched me out for closing "her" window lol.

A few days ago I too discovered the "huh" sends them into a loop lol
6AzEQ.jpg


Btw for those who missed it, this bukkake fail is epic lulz http://efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html

Nice one Jupiter. I had a great laugh watching him trying to get it up in front of other guys and tried to steal another dudes porn. Laughed even harder when he needed to be fluffed. :lol:
 
sxycherrypie said:
Nice one Jupiter. I had a great laugh watching him trying to get it up in front of other guys and tried to steal another dudes porn. Laughed even harder when he needed to be fluffed. :lol:
Yeah I think that was my favourite bit, where he grabs the porn mag and the other dude like snatches it back HAHAHA
 
Bocefish said:
Jupiter551 said:
A textual description would have been sufficient for this one

No way I could have adequately described that one. :lol:

I think "Two naked women peeing on an octopus that's freaking out" would be pretty accurate
 
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Jupiter551 said:
Bocefish said:
Jupiter551 said:
A textual description would have been sufficient for this one

No way I could have adequately described that one. :lol:

I think "Two naked women peeing on an octopus that's freaking out" would be pretty accurate
But that just doesn't do it justice, Jup. I have to side with Boce on this one.
 
Bocefish said:
Octopi are in Japanese porn all the time with some girls getting fucked by tentacles... I think that's pretty tame in comparison. YMMV :p
I just think there's something rather fundamentally and deeply fucked up with getting off on watching girls getting fucked by octopi.
 
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sxycherrypie said:
That poor creature...I cry for this octopus,poor thing I know how you feel! :crybaby:

Thank you! I have now shot coffee out of my nose!
 
Jupiter551 said:
sxycherrypie said:
JoleneJolene said:
sxycherrypie said:
That poor creature...I cry for this octopus,poor thing I know how you feel! :crybaby:

Thank you! I have now shot coffee out of my nose!
I am glad I made you laugh from my traumatic experience lol.
you were gang-peed? :crybaby:

I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture :oops:. Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?
 
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sxycherrypie said:
I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture :oops:. Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?
That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.
 
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The old golden shower wake up trick. Not a good idea unless you know the person is into that. :naughty:

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :shifty: :lol:
 

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Bocefish said:
The old golden shower wake up trick. Not a good idea unless you know the person is into that. :naughty:

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :shifty: :lol:
Who doesn't want to feel like they're being pleasured by an Elder God?

Ia! Ia!
 
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