Porn that makes you go WTF

[Shaun__]

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :lol:

I asked and was told it was both the texture and the width at the base.

 

[Bocefish]

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :lol:

I asked and was told it was both the texture and the width at the base.

lolz, I pretty much figured it had more to do with the shape and feel than a tentacle fantasy.

 

[Jupiter551]

The old golden shower wake up trick. Not a good idea unless you know the person is into that. :naughty:

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :lol:

Who doesn't want to feel like they're being pleasured by an Elder God?

Ia! Ia!

There's a cthulu dildo around too lol

 

[sxycherrypie]

I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture . Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?

That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.

No shit! He laughed really hard before I started yelling him out the door. I had to change my bathwater and I scrubbed myself till my skin turned red.Asshole. (my husband not you guys).

 

[lordmagellan]

I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture . Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?

That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.

No shit! He laughed really hard before I started yelling him out the door. I had to change my bathwater and I scrubbed myself till my skin turned red.Asshole. (my husband not you guys).

You realize all you needed to do is rinse off. Urine is quite sterile, provided there's no infection.

 

[Rose]

A few models around here like this one, not sure why. :lol:

I asked and was told it was both the texture and the width at the base.

It's the texture. I have a glass tentacle and ZOMGBESTDILDOEVER! Sometimes something a little more crazy texture wise can be really interesting. Also, the nubbies on the tentacles make great massagers. I've used my glass one (clean) as a back massager/scratcher and for sensory play on my roommate before.

 

[sxycherrypie]

I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture . Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?

That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.

No shit! He laughed really hard before I started yelling him out the door. I had to change my bathwater and I scrubbed myself till my skin turned red.Asshole. (my husband not you guys).

You realize all you needed to do is rinse off. Urine is quite sterile, provided there's no infection.

Still it is gross.

 

[Red7227]

Not sure where this belongs, but WTF certainly featured

 

[Bocefish]

I was taking a nice relaxing bubble bath and I closed my eyes unconscious but still in tune with every thing (guess I was semi sleeping). Then I felt what I thought at first (dunno why I thought tis) is that some one turned on the shower head to wake me up,but um I woke up to my husband well yea you get the picture . Boy did I give that asshole and earful though,I bitched so much at him he left the house to go with his friends lol. Still embarrassing as hell and gross.I was both piss off and got piss on *sigh* why me?

That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.

No shit! He laughed really hard before I started yelling him out the door. I had to change my bathwater and I scrubbed myself till my skin turned red.Asshole. (my husband not you guys).

You realize all you needed to do is rinse off. Urine is quite sterile, provided there's no infection.

Still it is gross.

One person's idea of gross is another person's fetish :whistle:

 

[Jupiter551]

That's a pretty strange thing for him to do, watersports-rape.

No shit! He laughed really hard before I started yelling him out the door. I had to change my bathwater and I scrubbed myself till my skin turned red.Asshole. (my husband not you guys).

You realize all you needed to do is rinse off. Urine is quite sterile, provided there's no infection.

Still it is gross.

One person's idea of gross is another person's fetish :whistle:

For porn starlets that's more their idea of an extra thousand bucks.

 

[Bocefish]

On a somewhat related note, it's nice to know one of my favorite models has this in her personal spank bank. :mrgreen:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=333232329

 

[sxycherrypie]

@Bocefish. What ever floats thier boat, I would not even do it for a million dollars,not my thing.

 

[Bocefish]

@Bocefish. What ever floats thier boat, I would not even do it for a million dollars,not my thing.

I could probably be persuaded for a million dollars Nevertheless, it's good to know your urine facts... :lol:

 

[sxycherrypie]

@Bocefish. What ever floats thier boat, I would not even do it for a million dollars,not my thing.

I could probably be persuaded for a million dollars Nevertheless, it's good to know your urine facts... :lol:

The only way I would even touch urine is 1 if I am taking a piss (technically it is touching my cooter when yea you get the picture) or 2 if I ever get stranded on a hot desert with no water and desperate for fluids. :-D

 

[Jessi]

On a somewhat related note, it's nice to know one of my favorite models has this in her personal spank bank. :mrgreen:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=333232329

Thank you :shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

@Bocefish. What ever floats thier boat, I would not even do it for a million dollars,not my thing.

I could probably be persuaded for a million dollars Nevertheless, it's good to know your urine facts... :lol:

The only way I would even touch urine is 1 if I am taking a piss (technically it is touching my cooter when yea you get the picture) or 2 if I ever get stranded on a hot desert with no water and desperate for fluids. :-D

Yeah you can drink your own urine if you have NO choice (and I'm pretty sure Bear wasn't doing it for fun), but even then you can't do it repeatedly. He was in the SAS I think? They teach them all sorts of nasty fucked up survival tactics that you wouldn't want to do if you didn't have to lol.

 

[lordmagellan]

On a somewhat related note, it's nice to know one of my favorite models has this in her personal spank bank. :mrgreen:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=333232329

Boce, I'm not a model and I'd appreciate it if you'd quit hacking my computer to spy on me.

 

[Rose]

BE WARNED IF YOU SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF MY POST!

On a somewhat related note, it's nice to know one of my favorite models has this in her personal spank bank. :mrgreen:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=333232329

That's it?? Wow, you guys made it sound A LOT worse....Just slobbery? Hmm, guess you guys must not be too familiar with BellaDonna then.

I was expecting something more like this: http://www.enterbelladonna.com/guests/page.php?node=fetish-watersports
or this

 

[Shaun__]

Yeah you can drink your own urine if you have NO choice (and I'm pretty sure Bear wasn't doing it for fun), but even then you can't do it repeatedly. He was in the SAS I think? They teach them all sorts of nasty fucked up survival tactics that you wouldn't want to do if you didn't have to lol.

I admit Bear Grylls is a bad ass, but he is also a drama queen. He takes ordinary run of the mill situations and makes them into life or death urine drinking situations.

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[Jupiter551]

Yeah you can drink your own urine if you have NO choice (and I'm pretty sure Bear wasn't doing it for fun), but even then you can't do it repeatedly. He was in the SAS I think? They teach them all sorts of nasty fucked up survival tactics that you wouldn't want to do if you didn't have to lol.

I admit Bear Grylls is a bad ass, but he is also a drama queen. He takes ordinary run of the mill situations and makes them into life or death urine drinking situations.

Yes, any SAS trooper will tell you that a far better way to stay alive in a hostile environment is, rather than drinking urine, to carry sufficient water.

 

[lordmagellan]

BE WARNED IF YOU SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF MY POST!

On a somewhat related note, it's nice to know one of my favorite models has this in her personal spank bank. :mrgreen:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=333232329

That's it?? Wow, you guys made it sound A LOT worse....Just slobbery? Hmm, guess you guys must not be too familiar with BellaDonna then.

I was expecting something more like this: http://www.enterbelladonna.com/guests/page.php?node=fetish-watersports
or this

Au contraire; I love that filthy whore.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/159 ... -year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

 

[lordmagellan]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15928669075/assandholes-scene-of-the-year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

"You want to taste your prolapse on my tongue?"

Fucking priceless!!!

 

[Jupiter551]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15928669075/assandholes-scene-of-the-year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

Lol that's groossss lol, I think she just drained her haemorrhoid

 

[sxycherrypie]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15928669075/assandholes-scene-of-the-year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

Jesus Christ girl! That Has scarred me for life! lol

 

[Rose]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15928669075/assandholes-scene-of-the-year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

It wouldn't play for me. :icon-cry: Now I won't have to wash my eyeballs.

 

[ConnerJay]

I just threw up a little.

 

[Rose]

http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15928669075/assandholes-scene-of-the-year-2011


has anyone posted this yet?

Finally got it to play and my only thought is, "wouldn't that hurt?" Anal prolapse just doesn't look like it feels good.

 

[Bocefish]

Gives a whole new dimension to tossing the salad.

 

[Rose]

Gives a whole new dimension to tossing the salad.

Now we all know what a rosebud looks like too.