Pet Peeves, yo.

[Jolene]

why must you drive 25 when I'm behind you and 40 when I try to pass you?

 

[schlmoe]

What the hell; I'll bitch about a few things too.

People who are named "Squirrel", but have a gopher as their avatar!!! :mrgreen:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

People who are named "Squirrel", but have a gopher as their avatar!!! :mrgreen:

Since you know the brown blob is a gopher, I'll assume you know the line my name refers to also, so :mrgreen: .

Otherwise, I might have to be offended at your impugning of my knowledge of poorly-rendered varmints. :crybaby:

 

[schlmoe]

People who are named "Squirrel", but have a gopher as their avatar!!! :mrgreen:

Since you know the brown blob is a gopher, I'll assume you know the line my name refers to also, so :mrgreen: .

Otherwise, I might have to be offended at your impugning of my knowledge of poorly-rendered varmints. :crybaby:

HA-HA, no offense intended! I guess "harmless squirrel" is better than "friendly rabbit". Or is it? :lol:

 

[SoTxBob]

"friendly rabbit"....

thats what a friend calls her rabbit vibe sex toy... :lol: :lol:

 

[Beach_Love]

why must you drive 25 when I'm behind you and 40 when I try to pass you?

Don't get me started LOL. For me one of my biggest Pet Peeves is everyone's seeming inability or refusal to focus on the task at hand or as I like to say "handle their business". If you're at the cashier hang up the fucking phone, etc. Driving a vehicle that weighs a few thousand pounds and is traveling at 65mph pay attention to what you're doing I am. I hate driving and want to do as little of it as possible so if you please get the fuck out of my way.

Finally no offense to mentally challenged or developmentally disabled individuals is meant by this in any way, but I get pissed when people tell me I can't or shouldn't use the word retarded. Not gonna happen. Why? B/c it's a great word to describe stupid people. Meriam Webster definition: "slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress". I would never use that word in a derogatory manner in reference to someone differently abled?, I just think the whole PC thing can go too far.

 

[Jessi]

Anyone who has never done my job but claims to know how to do it better than I do.
Because they're a "really smart guy".
And that by me saying "Um, I dont think this is right...can you give some more inf-"
NO NO NO NO YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON IM A SMART GUY FUCK YOU MEEEHHHH

 

[Anonymous]

Random, oddball guys on Twitter who don't identify themselves (such as "I know you from MFC") but freeload off of your Clips4Sale animated previews and try to tell you what to do for your next video. :roll:

Unless you are paying me 1,000 tokens for a custom video, don't try to critique my shit and tell me "You should do a....." Sit your freeloading ass the fuck DOWN.

 

[Jessi]

Random, oddball guys on Twitter who don't identify themselves (such as "I know you from MFC") but freeload off of your Clips4Sale animated previews and try to tell you what to do for your next video. :roll:

Unless you are paying me 1,000 tokens for a custom video, don't try to critique my shit and tell me "You should do a....." Sit your freeloading ass the fuck DOWN.

I think SIT THE FUCK DOWN
is going to become a new MFC catchphrase for me. Thank you Fox.

 

[AmberCutie]

When a random stranger on the Internet argues with me that the only reason I don't like receiving oral sex is because I haven't had someone do it to me correctly.

Happened during a group show in which I was banging my vajay with a blue dildo and trying to cum. I told him he was killing my lady boner and to politely "shut the fuck up."

I mean, it happens ALL THE DAMNED TIME, but today just reminded me to post it in here.

 

[Rose]

When a random stranger on the Internet argues with me that the only reason I don't like receiving oral sex is because I haven't had someone do it to me correctly.

Happened during a group show in which I was banging my vajay with a blue dildo and trying to cum. I told him he was killing my lady boner and to politely "shut the fuck up."

I mean, it happens ALL THE DAMNED TIME, but today just reminded me to post it in here.

Gracious it pisses me off when people try to tell me that I don't like oral sex because of....(random stupid inaccurate reason here.) I just don't like it, geez. How would you like it if I tried to force you to like something that you hated? Doesn't feel so good huh. Cripes...

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Guys telling female models what would feel good to them is pretty much a perfect storm of arrogance and stupidity. I feel like I should be writing a whole paragraph on this, but no, that's all.

 

[Nordling]

lol It's like saying, "Oh, not true! You really DO like Brussels sprouts, you just have't fixed them properly! Quit lying about Brussels sprouts!"

I really don't like people who want us to all be the same. lol

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Oh, another pet peeve.

The damn crying face emote used after something nobody wanted to hear in the first place.

Examples:

You won't stick a replica of the Statue of Liberty up your ass? <cry>

I have no tokens to tip you to put your foot in a frozen turkey? <cry>

I want to be on your friends list, but all I have to offer is this annoying emote! <cry>

Would one of you people with a gun collection please shoot this guy for me?

 

[mynameisbob84]

When a random stranger on the Internet argues with me that the only reason I don't like receiving oral sex is because I haven't had someone do it to me correctly.

Happened during a group show in which I was banging my vajay with a blue dildo and trying to cum. I told him he was killing my lady boner and to politely "shut the fuck up."

I mean, it happens ALL THE DAMNED TIME, but today just reminded me to post it in here.

The implication of course, being that they know how it should be done (they know what's up, yo) and if only you'd let them tongue your holiest of holies, you'd have like, the best orgasm ever! :?

 

[AmberCutie]

When a random stranger on the Internet argues with me that the only reason I don't like receiving oral sex is because I haven't had someone do it to me correctly.

Happened during a group show in which I was banging my vajay with a blue dildo and trying to cum. I told him he was killing my lady boner and to politely "shut the fuck up."

I mean, it happens ALL THE DAMNED TIME, but today just reminded me to post it in here.

The implication of course, being that they know how it should be done (they know what's up, yo) and if only you'd let them tongue your holiest of holies, you'd have like, the best orgasm ever! :?

Yeah, these jokers are full of themselves, which already is a major turn-off. Then to have them argue about it just makes me want to punch someone.

Unless your tongue feels like a dick or a finger (i.e. has no saliva or taste-buds, dry and firm like actual flesh) I am not going to like it. You can recite the ABC's all you want with your damned tongue (totally ridiculous by the way) and all I'll do is yawn and count the minutes til it's over.

 

[NoelleBright]

Unless your tongue feels like a dick or a finger (i.e. has no saliva or taste-buds, dry and firm like actual flesh) I am not going to like it. You can recite the ABC's all you want with your damned tongue (totally ridiculous by the way) and all I'll do is yawn and count the minutes til it's over.

While I do enjoy oral sex, I totally agree that the ABC technique is a joke. I want to kick who ever came up with that in the shin.
It doesn't feel good, there's no consistency or rhythm! And a lot of people take it as a universal truth, that every single girl has to LOVE it that way (I haven't met ONE) because they read it soooo many places on the internet.

 

[AmberCutie]

Unless your tongue feels like a dick or a finger (i.e. has no saliva or taste-buds, dry and firm like actual flesh) I am not going to like it. You can recite the ABC's all you want with your damned tongue (totally ridiculous by the way) and all I'll do is yawn and count the minutes til it's over.

While I do enjoy oral sex, I totally agree that the ABC technique is a joke. I want to kick who ever came up with that in the shin.
It doesn't feel good, there's no consistency or rhythm! And a lot of people take it as a universal truth, that every single girl has to LOVE it that way (I haven't met ONE) because they read it soooo many places on the internet.

And seen it in too many movies.

I am probably a minority, I believe TONS of girls like oral. But I'm a girl who needs a LOT of pressure on my clit to cum from it. The power of a tongue is limited, first off, and then the slimy wet texture of it just completely turns me off.

I *can* eventually cum from oral, but it has to be in a very specific (and quite uncomfortable) position, and requires a lot of pressure from the tongue. Poor Jawbs' mouth is sore for days after doing this. It's too much work for too little enjoyment, IMO. But boys will be boys and crave the taste and feeling of pussy in their mouths....

 

[Bocefish]

Regarding the ABC thing, the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof, was promoting the technique on one of those HBO segments the other night. You'd think he'd have been set straight by now.

 

[AmberCutie]

Regarding the ABC thing, the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof, was promoting the technique on one of those HBO segments the other night. You'd think he'd have been set straight by now.

Nah, women just lie to him because they are in love with his money.

 

[NoelleBright]

While on this topic another pet peeve of mine is when people drool excessively while performing oral.
Nothing sexier than slobber pooling in your buttcrack. ukeright:

 

[SweepTheLeg]

All the dudes that use all the dick erection emotes when trying to show that the woman they are watching is turning them on. That's something I don't need to see, and they spent their time looking up all the cock emotes for the perfect one too I bet.

 

[Nordling]

Regarding the ABC thing, the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof, was promoting the technique on one of those HBO segments the other night. You'd think he'd have been set straight by now.

Nah, women just lie to him because they are in love with his money.

I think the first time I even heard of the "ABC thing" it was part of a bit Sam Kinnison did on stage during a stand up routine. If he did invent it, the joke, then too many people don't realize that jokes aren't necessarily reality.

 

[LadyLuna]

Regarding the ABC thing, the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof, was promoting the technique on one of those HBO segments the other night. You'd think he'd have been set straight by now.

Nah, women just lie to him because they are in love with his money.

I think the first time I even heard of the "ABC thing" it was part of a bit Sam Kinnison did on stage during a stand up routine. If he did invent it, the joke, then too many people don't realize that jokes aren't necessarily reality.

Yup! That's the first time I heard it too.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

First and only time I heard of the ABC thing was Sam Kinison. Gave it a whirl once, didn't get a bad reaction but didn't get an oh my god what ever you're doing keep doing that reaction either so I stopped doing that haha.

 

[Rose]

I am probably a minority, I believe TONS of girls like oral. But I'm a girl who needs a LOT of pressure on my clit to cum from it. The power of a tongue is limited, first off, and then the slimy wet texture of it just completely turns me off.

I *can* eventually cum from oral, but it has to be in a very specific (and quite uncomfortable) position, and requires a lot of pressure from the tongue. Poor Jawbs' mouth is sore for days after doing this. It's too much work for too little enjoyment, IMO. But boys will be boys and crave the taste and feeling of pussy in their mouths....

I thought I was the only one who felt this way. All the slobber just bothers me and if I can feel your tastebuds then chances are we won't be having any kind of sex for awhile. I'd much rather you just bent me over the couch and we had fun there. :whistle:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I'd never heard of this mythical technique before today. So, does the guy just mouth the words to "ABC" by the Jackson 5 while he's down there?
Really, everything I know about oral sex, I learnt from Nathan Barley...

 

[LadyLuna]

I'd never heard of this mythical technique before today. So, does the guy just mouth the words to "ABC" by the Jackson 5 while he's down there?
Really, everything I know about oral sex, I learnt from Nathan Barley...

I'm about to watch all of Sam Kinison's Breaking all the Rules, just to find where he starts this one bit so you can then see it

Oh the things I do for this forum!

 

[LadyLuna]

Go 32 minutes in, he's been talking about sex ed, and that segues into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5-IjxuHxI

(I don't like embedding vids, it slows down the thread loading times)

 

[camstory]

Someone who cant surf right. They stop on a channel for like 2, 3, maybe 4 minutes, just long enough so you get interested in it from the kitchen or one room over, then they fucking change the channel.

ppl who ask, "what are you doing with that?", ,"what's that you've got?", ,"What's in the bag?"

OR​

"What's this/where did this come from?" When your in the next room or somewhere you can't possibly see them and they know it.