- Old people who stare at me disapprovingly because they want to be young again and then when I stare back, they give me their fakest smile because they've been caught.
- People who stare at me in general.
Do I have something on my face? If so, can you just tell me please?
- People who don't have their dogs on a leash in places where they should. I got bitten 3 times as a kid.
- People who answer their phone at the movie theater.
- People who talk during a movie.
- People at concerts who make it very clear to everyone that they'd rather be somewhere else.
- People who reply with smiley faces in facebook chat.
- When I'm at a perfumery / cosmetics store, and one of the overly made-up salesgirls THROWS herself at me and asks if she can help me before I had the chance to look at
anything by myself.
- Men who have made a habit of not laughing at women's jokes, on principle.
- People on facebook who have a picture of themselves sucking their vacation flirt's face as a profile pic - and then awkwardly delete it once they're back home.
- People on facebook who are so proud of knowing a few memes that they inappropriately use them at every occasion.
- People who are behaving like a child towards their ex after the termination of their relationship.
- People who dig around their pockets for coins at the cash-register of the grocery store, because they might just be able to offer the cashier 59 cents in 1 and 2 cent coins. The 10 customers standing in the line behind them will just have to be patient.
- People who walk agonizingly slowly in a shopping street on a Saturday afternoon.
- YouTube video titles like this: 'OMG!! GUY DOES (enter outrageous activity here) AND GETS AWAY WITH IT LOLOL!!!11'
- People who make everything about themselves and can only talk about themselves.
- Taxi drivers who stare at my legs for 60% of the ride, because I was brave enough to put on a skirt on a hot day. Eyes on the road!
- People who automatically think every trend is bad, without knowing anything about it.
- Men who believe farting and burping in the company of others is okay just because they're guys. Grow up.
- Men who call everything that has to do with emotions 'gay'. Grow up.
- People who think today's Germany still has anything to do with the Germany of the 30s/40s.
- People who have a pet or a baby but don't know how to take care of him/her.
- How styrofoam feels.
- When girls are being backstabbing, catty, gossiping, two-faced bitches (making sure they include in their personality structure everything that men criticize about women).
- When people put dog's ears into books, or turn them around like this: