While waiting in line at the local gas/liquor store... the guy in front of me had his denim pants secured with a belt halfway down his ass with red non-nomenclatured underwear full of cat hair and some sort of stain showing.
When I mentioned his underwear was showing with some sort of stain on it, he told me those were his shorts!
Mystery solved!
When I mentioned his underwear was showing with some sort of stain on it, he told me those were his shorts!
Mystery solved!