Most Common Questions (Annoying)

[JerryBoBerry]

If I give you my number will you call me?

Because what we really want is to sign off from making money on cam to go pay long distance and talk to you :?

I love it when guys post their numbers in chat and tell the model to call them. I tend to post those to gay forums just for the fun of it.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I can understand why most of these questions would be annoying, but reading through the list. I am hard pressed to find a question that isn't annoying. Any suggestions? Plus is nobody talks that is annoying also

Hi, how are you?
What have you been up to today?
How long do you think you'll be staying online for tonight?

You know, normal, every day questions/questions that can't be found out on your profile. Being asked how you are/what you've been doing during the day is a good thing on cam, because as a camgirl you can answer slightly differently each time. Anything to get a camgirl talking/being active really. Most of us are pretty good at picking up on a subject. I know that if someone I don't know well or while I'm busy asks me how I am in pm while I'm offline, or even online, I can't be arsed to answer, but in the room the chances of me simply answering "ok" are slim. I don't mind people asking about merchandise etc either, although when people ask "what vids do you have?" it's a bit like "umm they are literally listed at the top of my profile..."

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Just in case some member dudes are reading this thread and getting stressed out, here is a meta guide:

Many models find it to be annoying when, in free chat,
♦ You ask questions when you can find the answer on the screen ("What is your name?" "How old are you?")
♦ You ask superfluous questions about her body parts, especially when you can see those body parts on screen ("What size are your boobs?" "That's a nice pussy, is it shaved?")
♦ You ask questions that insinuate if some of her features are not natural, they are not good ("Are you a REAL redhead?" "Real tits?" "Real bald pussy or did you shave like a faker?" "Are you a REAL petite woman or do you have to exercise?")
♦ You ask her for a preview without tipping ("Can you go get some heels to show us?" "Can you stand up?" "Can you show us that ass?")
♦ You ask her for permission to masturbate when you make it clear you are not going to tip or buy a show ("Is it okay if I jerk off to your hot ass?")
♦ You ask for unnecessary personal information that in no way affects your viewing experience ("Are you married?" "When did you start having sex?" "Where do you live? What city?")
♦ You ask questions that are thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("When was the last time you got fucked in the ass?" "Have you ever had sex in public?" "Has you dad ever walked in on you masturbating? What did he do?")

Here are some questions that I never mind getting, and perhaps other models also feel the same way:
♦ All questions asking for clarification ("Can you give more details about the show?" "Do you do flashes for tips?")
♦ Questions about how I'm doing or where I've been ("How's it going?")
♦ Asking what kind of show I would enjoy to do ("What are you up for in private today?")
♦ Asking positive or neutral questions about my appearance ("New shirt?" "What color are your eyes?" "You look hot, did you change your hair?")
♦ Small talk and casual conversation questions ("What kind of music do you like?" "Any plans for the weekend?")
♦ Questions about my sexual interests that are not thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("What fetishes are you in to?")
♦ Asking about what is available without asking for a preview ("Do you have heels for a private show?" "What kind of toys do you have?")

Nice list Evvie thanks. I was being a bit facetious with my question . But I was just pointing that list of annoying question on the thread is huge and intimidating if we took it literally.
It obviously varies by model, e.g. the model who threw an elaborate birthday party for one of her cats, and solicited present for her cat would probably be upset if we didn't ask questions about her little babies are doing.

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

 

[Evvie]

Nice list Evvie thanks. I was being a bit facetious with my question . But I was just pointing that list of annoying question on the thread is huge and intimidating if we took it literally.
It obviously varies by model, e.g. the model who threw an elaborate birthday party for one of her cats, and solicited present for her cat would probably be upset if we didn't ask questions about her little babies are doing.

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

I don't remember reading your message, but I'm glad I answered it anyway :lol: I think these kinds of threads are rather fun for models, as we often run in to serious threads created by members with no camming experience telling us what we should do to be successful. Hopefully nobody takes any of them too seriously.

I agree that the best way to deal with a model is to pretend she's a normal person and use social skills to interact with her.

 

[LadyLuna]

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

I never got annoyed by the bra question when it wasn't on my profile... but then, as far as I can remember, it's been on my profile since day 1. More annoying than the bra question is the "are you sure?" question. I've had to pull out my bra bucket and show them the tag on one of my bras to get one guy to believe me! This was like... dude, wtf? If I had 36C like everyone else seems to think, why the fuck wouldn't I claim it? Why the hell would I lie and claim 36B?

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

I never got annoyed by the bra question when it wasn't on my profile... but then, as far as I can remember, it's been on my profile since day 1. More annoying than the bra question is the "are you sure?" question. I've had to pull out my bra bucket and show them the tag on one of my bras to get one guy to believe me! This was like... dude, wtf? If I had 36C like everyone else seems to think, why the fuck wouldn't I claim it? Why the hell would I lie and claim 36B?

LOL, yes "are you sure" would be a WTF moment. . Because you are trying to appeal to the huge market of guys would think smaller boobs are better than big ones

 

[Shaun__]

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

I never got annoyed by the bra question when it wasn't on my profile... but then, as far as I can remember, it's been on my profile since day 1. More annoying than the bra question is the "are you sure?" question. I've had to pull out my bra bucket and show them the tag on one of my bras to get one guy to believe me! This was like... dude, wtf? If I had 36C like everyone else seems to think, why the fuck wouldn't I claim it? Why the hell would I lie and claim 36B?

LOL, yes "are you sure" would be a WTF moment. . Because you are trying to appeal to the huge market of guys would think smaller boobs are better than big ones

Sure we are a small market, but smaller is better. So

.

 

[AmberCutie]

Finally can I suggest that if girls are really annoyed about getting questions about their bra size they include the info in their profile. Most every model/porn site includes information about measurement, for some reason the MFC profile includes height and weight but not measurements. Now if it is in your profile and you still asked than I can see being annoyed.

I never got annoyed by the bra question when it wasn't on my profile... but then, as far as I can remember, it's been on my profile since day 1. More annoying than the bra question is the "are you sure?" question. I've had to pull out my bra bucket and show them the tag on one of my bras to get one guy to believe me! This was like... dude, wtf? If I had 36C like everyone else seems to think, why the fuck wouldn't I claim it? Why the hell would I lie and claim 36B?

The people who ask what bra size you are are the ones who don't bother reading girls' profiles. I can guarantee you it doesn't help much. Also, yeah I hate the "38DD?" and "lemme guess, 34D?" questions, and the people who are like "whoa, F, are you sure? looks like DD to me." Shut up, fucker, I promise I know more about bra sizes than you do, and honestly it shouldn't matter what size bra I wear since my tits are currently naked and in your face.

 

[Jessi J]

I have my bra size in my bio and people still ask, they don't look at the profile, if they did they would know how old I am, how tall I am, how much I weigh, what my name is, and how old am I, but they still ask.

I saw one girl try and say she was a DD, her breasts were smaller than mine, guess she gave up on lying though, because when that VS bra came off, they were maybe a B. She had it in per profile, but I bet people argued with her and she took it down, rightfully so too - considering she was a nude model and people could tell

 

[ComicOzzie]

Are your boobs real? Are you real? Hold up 2 fingers if you're real!

I highly recommend the :queenfu emote as a response to this question.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

I have my bra size in my bio and people still ask, they don't look at the profile, if they did they would know how old I am, how tall I am, how much I weigh, what my name is, and how old am I, but they still ask.

I saw one girl try and say she was a DD, her breasts were smaller than mine, guess she gave up on lying though, because when that VS bra came off, they were maybe a B. She had it in per profile, but I bet people argued with her and she took it down, rightfully so too - considering she was a nude model and people could tell

My boobs got huge for hormonal reasons a few months ago and I put the big size on my profile and then when they went back to normal I totally forgot to change the size and nobody said anything, even though it was pretty obvious I wasn't a D. :lol: I changed it when I realized it myself, but I thought it was kind of funny.

Then again, I rarely show my tits in free chat. But I never had anyone say anything in private or GOLD shows either. I really think that men just don't know shit about bra sizes. Also, bra sizes look different on every girl, depending on her body shape, etc.

For the longest time I didn't know what my bra size was because I never wear bras off-cam. When I started camming I was using old bras that didn't fit properly and people would ask and I would shrug. "I think I'm either a B or a C. Something like that."

I'm still not actually 100% sure, tbh. I still rarely wear bras, only ever on cam, and I thinkkkk they fit correctly. I suck at being female. They are boob-sized.

 

[Shaun__]

I really think that men just don't know shit about bra sizes. Also, bra sizes look different on every girl, depending on her body shape, etc.

For the longest time I didn't know what my bra size was because I never wear bras off-cam. When I started camming I was using old bras that didn't fit properly and people would ask and I would shrug. "I think I'm either a B or a C. Something like that."

I admit I know nothing about bra sizes, but I do know what a topless woman looks like. I find that level of knowledge sufficient to enjoy seeing breasts in most cases.

 

[Lintilla]

Guys certainly don't understand how band size relates to cup size. 36B is equivalent to 34C is equivalent to 32D... The amount of boob is approximately the same for each, but the rest of the girl is becoming smaller and smaller. And it can be very hard to impossible to judge the height and weight of someone from seeing them online depending on their proportions. So good luck with that guessing.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I can understand why most of these questions would be annoying, but reading through the list. I am hard pressed to find a question that isn't annoying. Any suggestions? Plus is nobody talks that is annoying also

Hi, how are you?
What have you been up to today?
How long do you think you'll be staying online for tonight?

You know, normal, every day questions/questions that can't be found out on your profile. Being asked how you are/what you've been doing during the day is a good thing on cam, because as a camgirl you can answer slightly differently each time. Anything to get a camgirl talking/being active really. Most of us are pretty good at picking up on a subject. I know that if someone I don't know well or while I'm busy asks me how I am in pm while I'm offline, or even online, I can't be arsed to answer, but in the room the chances of me simply answering "ok" are slim. I don't mind people asking about merchandise etc either, although when people ask "what vids do you have?" it's a bit like "umm they are literally listed at the top of my profile..."

If i'm questioning whether a question will be seen as annoying or downright rude I go by a very simple rule. Forget the woman is naked, forget you're watching her masturbate, forget she's just spread marshmallow fluff all over her body. Pretend you were meeting her for the first time in a coffee shop or on a blind date, in person, out in public. Would you ask that question then? If not you might want to hold your tongue. In other words treat her with the same respect you wanted to be treated with. I find I don't get banned a lot going that route.

 

[Jessi]

Guys certainly don't understand how band size relates to cup size. 36B is equivalent to 34C is equivalent to 32D... The amount of boob is approximately the same for each, but the rest of the girl is becoming smaller and smaller. And it can be very hard to impossible to judge the height and weight of someone from seeing them online depending on their proportions. So good luck with that guessing.

34C is the same cup as a 32D but will feel bigger wearing it if your ribs are actually that size

 

[LadyLuna]

Guys certainly don't understand how band size relates to cup size. 36B is equivalent to 34C is equivalent to 32D... The amount of boob is approximately the same for each, but the rest of the girl is becoming smaller and smaller. And it can be very hard to impossible to judge the height and weight of someone from seeing them online depending on their proportions. So good luck with that guessing.

34C is the same cup as a 32D but will feel bigger wearing it if your ribs are actually that size

I believe what she meant is that visually, those are proportional to one another. In most companies, I fit a 36B. In those same companies, if I try on a 34C, I can't make the band meet in the back, and the cups are way too big. But if you put a picture of a girl who fits the 34C next to my picture, we will look like we are the same size.

But, it's still meaningless because in some companies, I fit the 34C, or 36C, or 36A, or 38A. (usually if I don't fit 36B, it's slightly too big of a cup size, so I go down to 36A)

 

[Urbo666]

I agree that the best way to deal with a model is to pretend she's a normal person and use social skills to interact with her.

:text-yeahthat:

But I'd change the word pretend to acknowledge....because you are all normal people and deserve to be shown the same respect these fools afford their own family members.

If I talked 'their' sisters, wifes, gf's the way they talk to you models...they'd be looking for my head...so show respect...manners cost nothing.

 

[Urbo666]

I find most of the annoying questions always come from the 20 point premium/non-tipping brigade...or the BB brigade (BB = blue beggars)

not so much a question...but I really hate the ones that enter a room just as a show is about to start...and state.... "looks like I arrived just in time" :angry4:

no ya freeloading BB you been lurking in the lounge waiting for the show to be paid for :violence-stickwhack:

 

[SaffronBurke]

What annoys me even more than when they ask what my bra size is, is when they make a guess that's waaay off.

"So, those are 44D's, right?"
"Uh, no. I'm a 36K. If I was a 44D I would be a LOT bigger here (point to underbust) and it would look like I barely have boobs." (after working for a lingerie company for 4 years, I've noticed that to be fairly true.)
"K? They seriously make that size? Holy shit! I didn't know that existed!"
"They make even bigger, too."

.... The last, I get from about every person on the planet, because, apparently, nobody is aware that cup sizes go above DD.

 

[Jessi]

I find most of the annoying questions always come from the 20 point premium/non-tipping brigade...or the BB brigade (BB = blue beggars)

not so much a question...but I really hate the ones that enter a room just as a show is about to start...and state.... "looks like I arrived just in time" :angry4:

no ya freeloading BB you been lurking in the lounge waiting for the show to be paid for :violence-stickwhack:

I ban those :-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

I particularly like (and by that, I mean hate) the questions that are so blindingly obvious:

1) Hey bb, are you camming outside today? (to a model sitting on a park bench under a tree)

2) Hey bb, did you change your name? (You know she did or you wouldn't be saying anything.)

3) Hey bb, do you squirt? (Topic says 500 tokens until squirt show.)

 

[Evvie]

I particularly like (and by that, I mean hate) the questions that are so blindingly obvious:

1) Hey bb, are you camming outside today? (to a model sitting on a park bench under a tree)

2) Hey bb, did you change your name? (You know she did or you wouldn't be saying anything.)

3) Hey bb, do you squirt? (Topic says 500 tokens until squirt show.)

Woah, now. She could be lying about squirting and everyone knows 'bb' is the magical codeword that forces us to tell the truth.

 

[Just Me]

I particularly like (and by that, I mean hate) the questions that are so blindingly obvious:

1) Hey bb, are you camming outside today? (to a model sitting on a park bench under a tree)

2) Hey bb, did you change your name? (You know she did or you wouldn't be saying anything.)

3) Hey bb, do you squirt? (Topic says 500 tokens until squirt show.)

I find rhetorical questions like that, especially if it is the first thing they say in a room, should be a reason to ban them. I can guarantee they will have nothing better to say later. :lol:

 

[Molly_Rockit]

This thread made my day and I had to jump in even though its old.

"Give 'us' a twirl." (from non-tipper)
"C'mon, tip her, guys! (from non-tipper)
"You were hot 'til you lit up that cigarette."
"Don't worry, I'm hot." (from non-tipper making requests/demands)
"Call me! 555-555-5555. (in public chat. I usually pick up my phone and say "omg. i'm totally calling you right now so we can talk.)
"Can we chat?" (uhhh....we're chatting now?)
"Attractive, m24, philly (or insert city), here. U?"
"What's your name?" (I know its been said multiple times already but ITS ON THE FACKING SCREEN!)

"Where you from?"
me: (if i'm being nice) "East Coast."
"Near Boston (insert city)?"
me: "No." (or occasionally, "totally!")
"Oh. So, New York?"
me: I'm from the fucking internet. gtfo.
"It's not like I'm gonna stalk you or anything. I was just trying to make conversation."

**new tipper tips 'X' which is slightly less than something I have in my topic**
**random basic: "Oh! That's enough for <topic>. Now you have to <do topic/give prize>"

"I want you to get REALLY NASTY." (takes me private, wants me to fuck my dildo.)

"What's the nastiest thing you've ever done in private?" (apparently...fuck my dildo).

"Why are you so covered/Why are you wearing so much clothes?" (because you haven't tipped to get me naked. duh.)

"pm me bb" (specifically, while I have oil everywhere, am in the tub, DP-ing, or doing something where its pretty much physically impossible to type at the moment)

**asks multiple questions that are answered in my profile**
me: "Have you read my profile?"
"I don't feel like/don't have time to read your profile."

 

[Goddess Victoria]

I realise that people probably don't mean to annoy me when they ask this but I get asked ALL THE TIME about my tattoos and told to show them up close to the cam and tell the story behind them etc.

Some members seem to think that because they aren't saying 'tits bb' that I'm being bitchy for refusing but I also get this most places I go irl and I find it tiresome. People don't get tattoos so that they have to explain what they are and the meaning behind them to random bozos (if I know a member it makes sense that it may come up eventually) and sometimes people have very deep and personal meaning behind their work that they don't want to explain to a stranger.

I personally to not have any meaning behind any of my tattoos, which is often met by guys on cam with disbelief and contempt (how could someone possibly get a tattoo with a heart wrenching/inspiring story behind it? Thanks a lot LA Ink). At the end of the day it isn't their business and I'm not obligated to show someone my tattoos or talk about them any more than my ass/pussy/tits/tax return/city of residence.

I'm sure I can't be the only model with tattoos who experiences this? I don't even have that many, can't imagine how bad heavily tattooed girls get it! Like I say, it isn't that annoying in and of itself but I'm just badgered with it every single time I get on cam so my patience for it has completely evaporated.

 

[Goddess Victoria]

Also, in shows/privates and members are telling you to change positions every 3 seconds and spread while fucking yourself etc etc and then suddenly are typing 'CUM BB' or 'cum hard 4 me now' or something along those lines.
It's like 'I'm fucking trying dude, if I wasn't being treated like a human pretzel I might be a whole lot closer to climaxing.'

Also, not many girls can suddenly cum on command (jealous of those who can) so I'm just left with the dilemma of trying to fake to please the guy or grinding my pussy til it lights on fire (and consequently perhaps enforcing the idea that all women can come very easily at the drop of a hat - a disservice to vaginas everywhere) or being honest and ruining the guys fantasy.

Dunno, I feel like I'm put in a crappy position whenever it happens and it makes me unhappy. If you want a girl to cum for real, you have to accept that not all women cum in difficult positions while being slammed in the vagina.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Dunno, I feel like I'm put in a crappy position whenever it happens and it makes me unhappy. If you want a girl to cum for real, you have to accept that not all women cum in difficult positions while being slammed in the vagina.

In these situations you're dealing with someone who clearly doesn't know how to make a woman orgasm or how it works, so they won't know what it looks like either. They're on the other side of the screen, if they want to see you "orgasm", as much as they want to think it's real, it won't make any difference to them if it is real or not. Just enjoy yourself, if you cum, you cum, if you don't, just pick a spot where you're particularly enjoying yourself and over-exaggerate. As much as it's be nice to have a real orgasm in every single private you do, if you're having trouble having an orgasm and your body physically won't allow it seeing as no man (whatever they say) can tell the difference between real and faking online, and it doesn't make an ounce of difference to their pleasure either way, don't destroy your pussy trying to force yourself. The funny thing is, the guys who are really pedantic/really really want to see a real orgasm, don't believe it when you actually do have a real orgasm. Last time I had one of those guys as it was clearly very important to him that I came for real, which always makes me kind of nervous as they'll generally accuse you of faking regardless of what happens, and after I came, he asked me "was that real?". Jesus dude, if you can't actually tell the difference between real and faking then don't make such a fuss about it and enjoy the show! I can't literally tune up my body to him and prove it!
I tend not to do many shows to avoid this kind of thing altogether. It's just easier to do them when your body is ready. Problem for me is I hold out on masturbating for my shows, which means when I do them sometimes playing for longer than a few minutes without having an orgasm is hard, and more than one leaves me pretty spaced out. Ahhh if only life were simple!

The bra size thing.... That's one that always gets on my nerves. Members don't know anything about bra sizes! Even members with some knowledge, still don't understand boobs. There's also the matter that US, UK, EU and generally worldwide sizes are all different! Not only that, but what difference does it make?!

A group of questions that annoyed me the other day....

Member I've never met before: Rachel?
Me: No.....
Member: You look just like someone I know
Member: Do you live by such and such?
Me: No...
Member: Did you used to go to xxx group?
Me: Look, I'm not this girl Rachel who you clearly don't know that well if you can't tell I'm not her.

I can't remember exactly what he was saying, but he asked quite a few questions clearly very personal to this person, It's annoying to me because ffs I'm not called Rachel and I don't know this dude, it's completely disturbing the chat in my room, but also, if I were this girl Rachel then this dude has just posted my real first name, where I live, and various other things about me. It's also clearly someone who doesn't know this girl well, perhaps has met her a few times, and because he doesn't know her well he can't tell the difference between us. To genuinely think I'm her for that long you couldn't actually be a close friend. It was pretty disturbing the way he was somehow trying to catch me out. If I were the girl I would have said no for a reason. God I'd be so pissed if someone I knew started posting stuff like that in my public chat.

 

[Zyleth]

Also, in shows/privates and members are telling you to change positions every 3 seconds and spread while fucking yourself etc etc and then suddenly are typing 'CUM BB' or 'cum hard 4 me now' or something along those lines.
It's like 'I'm fucking trying dude, if I wasn't being treated like a human pretzel I might be a whole lot closer to climaxing.'

I haven't really done a lot of privates, compared to my time on the site. (I prefer to be comfortable with the person.) But I do prefer that she is genuinely having a good time. I don't usually direct much because I figure she knows what she prefers, and that generally works for me.

I wouldn't claim that I can always tell fake from real, but I am fairly good at it, and though I do prefer it to happen, I don't require it. As long as we're both having fun, that's what counts. I am guilty of having chat privates that never turned sexual, after all.

The main reason I wanted to comment was because of the 'human pretzel' part. People that want random positions constantly drive me nuts, too, and I'm not even the one having to do it! Consequently, that also frustrates me in porn. Do we really need 8 different positions for one scene?

If I were the girl I would have said no for a reason. God I'd be so pissed if someone I knew started posting stuff like that in my public chat.

I agree, public chat is NEVER the place for that, whether you're right about the person or not. MFC mail would be awkward enough, but at least it's private.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't even have that many, can't imagine how bad heavily tattooed girls get it! Like I say, it isn't that annoying in and of itself but I'm just badgered with it every single time I get on cam so my patience for it has completely evaporated.

My tattoos are special to me, and I'm cool with people asking about them unless I'm just walking into a 'Ask about her tattoos so I can criticize her for them' trap. I think people belonging to the 'Don't ruin your body with tattoos!' clan are better off keeping their mouths shut about it in a tattooed model's room, since I sure as hell didn't ask for their opinion. Also, me answering someone's "How many tats u got?" question is not an invitation for someone else to go on a "I can't stand tattoos!" rant. Chat room etiquette, people...chat room etiquette...

 

[Shaun__]

I don't even have that many, can't imagine how bad heavily tattooed girls get it! Like I say, it isn't that annoying in and of itself but I'm just badgered with it every single time I get on cam so my patience for it has completely evaporated.

I like tattoos and often ask if I can see them, when I think they look nice. I have even asked about how they got them as well before, because I am curious about their art and what it says about them. I am willing to tip, since I am taking the models time.