Most Common Questions (Annoying)

[Teagan]

All of this. Just the whole thing lol.

"Does the carpet match the drapes?" With my pussy in full view of course. Yes it matches !!
"Can I pull on your hair while we fuck doggystyle?" Oh yes of course i specifically have long hair so when strangers ask to fuck me i can say yes and they can pull on it.
I get a lot of questions about my hair. Im guessing cause its so long and healthy looking. Every time they ask about what shampoo i use, conditioner, is it straight naturally, are you really a red head? I dont mind so much them asking about how i care for it since im happy to share tips and i get tons in return. However when color comes up they argue with each other to the point id have to stop them and say im Irish and have color changing hair depending on the light. It happened so much i just now say yes to whatever color they say lol.

Of course the usual "Are you a prostitute, How Much, When can we meet?" Ugh there are plenty of legit sites to go to, this isnt one of them !!

"Oh baby I only have so many tokens..Can I get X Vid for that amount instead?" This isnt a Swap Meet where you get to haggle dude.

 

[mynameisbob84]

"Can I pull on your hair while we fuck doggystyle?"

Any question/statement like this bugs the poop out of me. It can drive me fucking batty in fact...

"Can I lick your clit, bb?"
"Can you sit on my cock, bb?"
"Can I sniff your ass, bb?"

You're not in the same geographical proximity as the person on your computer screen! You can't feel or touch or smell things that aren't in the same fucking room as you! Sit down, you idiot! Sit the fuck down! You fucking moron! (I got angry just thinking about these people. I'mma go calm down now :?)

 

[Anonymous]

Sit down, you idiot! Sit the fuck down!

OMG, you got that phrase from me, didn't you? I'm so proud! :-D LOL.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Sit down, you idiot! Sit the fuck down!

OMG, you got that phrase from me, didn't you? I'm so proud! :-D LOL.

Maaaaaaaaaaybe...

 

[IsabellaSnow]

"Can I pull on your hair while we fuck doggystyle?"

Any question/statement like this bugs the poop out of me. It can drive me fucking batty in fact...

"Can I lick your clit, bb?"
"Can you sit on my cock, bb?"
"Can I sniff your ass, bb?"

You're not in the same geographical proximity as the person on your computer screen! You can't feel or touch or smell things that aren't in the same fucking room as you! Sit down, you idiot! Sit the fuck down! You fucking moron! (I got angry just thinking about these people. I'mma go calm down now :?)

Not only are these statements completely stupid, they really unnerve me. Sometimes when a guy talks in private as though they're really going to do these things etc it messes with my head. I can't help but feel if I talk back like that it's as though I'm agreeing to it, as all privates are recorded I just feel like it could come back and bite me in the arse if the guy actually turned up and raped me. The other thing is I don't like leading people on, I can never tell with these people how much they read into it.

Are you horny?
Honestly? No. We've been sat in the room for 45 minutes and have had barely any tokens, I'm chilling having a conversation, do I look horny? If I'm horny you will know about it!
My answer is usually "no, but you can make me horny"
typical answer someone gave me "imagine me licking up your thigh"
Me: "Um.... no, that would make you horny! Imagining a complete stranger coming up to me and licking my inner thigh really doesn't turn me on. In fact, I would probably call the police and need counselling afterwards. I meant tip me doufus"
Him: "wow, you must do well on here" and leaves.

Yeah sure I can be pretty blunt, but it annoys me when people come out with stupid things like that. There is ONE way to turn on a camgirl, and that's by tipping her. Tips make me happy, make me anticipate sexy time, give me fun etc, those are things that turn me on. Personally, random stranger I've never met/seen before who's never tipped describing what they'd do to me is more a worst nightmare image than a sexy thought.

 

[LadyLuna]

See, I just say that comments like that need private. They never take me private anyway, so it works out.

When they do take me private, I try to make sure they know it's a fantasy.

"What would you do if I ..."
"For real? Or fantasy?"

If they say for real, "well, I've never met you before. if a man I've never met suddenly started doing that, I'd freak out."
"Well, pretend we know each other and you're into me"
"Oh, in that case..."

 

[Evvie]

Just in case some member dudes are reading this thread and getting stressed out, here is a meta guide:

Many models find it to be annoying when, in free chat,
♦ You ask questions when you can find the answer on the screen ("What is your name?" "How old are you?")
♦ You ask superfluous questions about her body parts, especially when you can see those body parts on screen ("What size are your boobs?" "That's a nice pussy, is it shaved?")
♦ You ask questions that insinuate if some of her features are not natural, they are not good ("Are you a REAL redhead?" "Real tits?" "Real bald pussy or did you shave like a faker?" "Are you a REAL petite woman or do you have to exercise?")
♦ You ask her for a preview without tipping ("Can you go get some heels to show us?" "Can you stand up?" "Can you show us that ass?")
♦ You ask her for permission to masturbate when you make it clear you are not going to tip or buy a show ("Is it okay if I jerk off to your hot ass?")
♦ You ask for unnecessary personal information that in no way affects your viewing experience ("Are you married?" "When did you start having sex?" "Where do you live? What city?")
♦ You ask questions that are thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("When was the last time you got fucked in the ass?" "Have you ever had sex in public?" "Has you dad ever walked in on you masturbating? What did he do?")

Here are some questions that I never mind getting, and perhaps other models also feel the same way:
♦ All questions asking for clarification ("Can you give more details about the show?" "Do you do flashes for tips?")
♦ Questions about how I'm doing or where I've been ("How's it going?")
♦ Asking what kind of show I would enjoy to do ("What are you up for in private today?")
♦ Asking positive or neutral questions about my appearance ("New shirt?" "What color are your eyes?" "You look hot, did you change your hair?")
♦ Small talk and casual conversation questions ("What kind of music do you like?" "Any plans for the weekend?")
♦ Questions about my sexual interests that are not thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("What fetishes are you in to?")
♦ Asking about what is available without asking for a preview ("Do you have heels for a private show?" "What kind of toys do you have?")

 

[FrenchKitty]

Just in case some member dudes are reading this thread and getting stressed out, here is a meta guide:

Many models find it to be annoying when, in free chat,
♦ You ask questions when you can find the answer on the screen ("What is your name?" "How old are you?")
♦ You ask superfluous questions about her body parts, especially when you can see those body parts on screen ("What size are your boobs?" "That's a nice pussy, is it shaved?")
♦ You ask questions that insinuate if some of her features are not natural, they are not good ("Are you a REAL redhead?" "Real tits?" "Real bald pussy or did you shave like a faker?" "Are you a REAL petite woman or do you have to exercise?")
♦ You ask her for a preview without tipping ("Can you go get some heels to show us?" "Can you stand up?" "Can you show us that ass?")
♦ You ask her for permission to masturbate when you make it clear you are not going to tip or buy a show ("Is it okay if I jerk off to your hot ass?")
♦ You ask for unnecessary personal information that in no way affects your viewing experience ("Are you married?" "When did you start having sex?" "Where do you live? What city?")
♦ You ask questions that are thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("When was the last time you got fucked in the ass?" "Have you ever had sex in public?" "Has you dad ever walked in on you masturbating? What did he do?")

Here are some questions that I never mind getting, and perhaps other models also feel the same way:
♦ All questions asking for clarification ("Can you give more details about the show?" "Do you do flashes for tips?")
♦ Questions about how I'm doing or where I've been ("How's it going?")
♦ Asking what kind of show I would enjoy to do ("What are you up for in private today?")
♦ Asking positive or neutral questions about my appearance ("New shirt?" "What color are your eyes?" "You look hot, did you change your hair?")
♦ Small talk and casual conversation questions ("What kind of music do you like?" "Any plans for the weekend?")
♦ Questions about my sexual interests that are not thinly disguised requests for free masturbatory material ("What fetishes are you in to?")
♦ Asking about what is available without asking for a preview ("Do you have heels for a private show?" "What kind of toys do you have?")

I think "speak like you're normal" sums it up ^^

 

[Nordling]

Speaking of small talk, one question I see members asking almost every time I'm in a room that bugs me to no end is:

"What are you doing today?"

It's obvious, isn't it? She's engaged in a combination needlepoint, SCUBA diving and writing THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! Change the "what" to "how" and it becomes harmless, meaningless small talk and perfectly fine. I find the question, "what are you plans for the weekend" kind of borderline prying. Is he asking for a date? Yeah, but harmless for the most part.

 

[Anonymous]

Speaking of small talk, one question I see members asking almost every time I'm in a room that bugs me to no end is:

"What are you doing today?"

I find the question, "what are you plans for the weekend" kind of borderline prying.

"What are your plans for the weekend?"
"What's for dinner?"

I must sound like the most boring person on the planet when I keep saying "Oh, nothing much" and "Baked potato and some bacon." LOL.

If they're looking for exciting answers to those questions, come see me in August around my birthday when the fun stuff happens. Then maybe my answers will be "Six Flags, and skydiving!" and "I'm having dinner at Red Lobster!" :dance:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Yeah, I know when folks ask me "what's up?" they're mostly being rhetorical and don't expect a complex answer but I get so tired of saying "nothing much, what about you?" Why not just say "Hi!?" lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

This one drives me nuts because there is no answer:

"Why are you so pretty, bb?"

Now how is she supposed to answer that with anything other than a dunno?

 

[Anonymous]

"Why are you so pretty, bb?"

"Because my parents are HAWT, bb!"

 

[Shaun__]

This one drives me nuts because there is no answer:

"Why are you so pretty, bb?"

Now how is she supposed to answer that with anything other than a dunno?

I like to ask this one, but only the model knows.

 

[LadyLuna]

Why aren't you in the top ten?
Why don't you have a better camscore?

I give some stupid remark about not needing to make a thousand dollars a night to be happy, or not wanting to deal with the competition at the top. But the truth is- I'm not in the top ten because you don't tip me to be in the top ten. I don't have a better camscore because you don't give me enough to have a better camscore.

Sometimes, I tell them "because how much I get depends completely on how much you're willing to give me."

Yes, I understand, it's part of my job to make them want to give me money. I hate focusing on money. So I earn average. I'm not upset about it. I just hate when they ask, because part of the answer is that they didn't put me there. Sure, part of it is "I didn't try for it," but part of it is on them too.

 

[curvyredhead]

Why aren't you in the top ten?
Why don't you have a better camscore?

I give some stupid remark about not needing to make a thousand dollars a night to be happy, or not wanting to deal with the competition at the top. But the truth is- I'm not in the top ten because you don't tip me to be in the top ten. I don't have a better camscore because you don't give me enough to have a better camscore.

Sometimes, I tell them "because how much I get depends completely on how much you're willing to give me."

word

 

[Just Me]

Why aren't you in the top ten?
Why don't you have a better camscore?

I give some stupid remark about not needing to make a thousand dollars a night to be happy, or not wanting to deal with the competition at the top. But the truth is- I'm not in the top ten because you don't tip me to be in the top ten. I don't have a better camscore because you don't give me enough to have a better camscore.

Sometimes, I tell them "because how much I get depends completely on how much you're willing to give me."

Are they not saying this as a compliment? When ever I see someone say that I assume they think the model is beautiful and should be in the top ten etc. Though I suppose it could get annoying as a reminder that you are not in the top ten.

 

[Anonymous]

Are they not saying this as a compliment? When ever I see someone say that I assume they think the model is beautiful and should be in the top ten etc. Though I suppose it could get annoying as a reminder that you are not in the top ten.

Yes, it's intended as a compliment, but it's like when a guy says "Why don't you have a cam score of 100,000???" LOL. It just sounds like he's kissing ass, and if he's one of the guys NOT tipping, it just makes the comment even more irritating. Why not just tell the model that she's gorgeous, rather than asking her "Why aren't you ranked higher?" If her ranking concerns you enough to blurt out that question, why not TIP HER to help contribute towards the cause...lol.

Also, some models aren't concerned about being in the top 10. We just want to have fun on cam, and get paid for doing a good job of entertaining/keeping your attention.

 

[Evvie]

This one drives me nuts because there is no answer:

"Why are you so pretty, bb?"

Now how is she supposed to answer that with anything other than a dunno?

I like to ask this one, but only the model knows.

Genetics and makeup.

But mostly makeup.

 

[Miranda Wilde]

Open ass?
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Gross.

 

[UncleThursday]

If I give you my number will you call me?

Because what we really want is to sign off from making money on cam to go pay long distance and talk to you :?

:naughty: who pays for long distance anymore? Even my land line has free long distance now. Well, no extra for calling in the continental US, anyway. It's not like back in the day when you had to worry when someone gave you their phone number if they were long distance based on their first 3 digits (I remember when calling a town 5 miles from me was long distance, but another town 15 miles away was considered a local call ),

 

[UncleThursday]

Not only are these statements completely stupid, they really unnerve me. Sometimes when a guy talks in private as though they're really going to do these things etc it messes with my head. I can't help but feel if I talk back like that it's as though I'm agreeing to it, as all privates are recorded I just feel like it could come back and bite me in the arse if the guy actually turned up and raped me. The other thing is I don't like leading people on, I can never tell with these people how much they read into it.

Now, see, I actually like to do a fair bit of dirty talk (type) in privates. Most of the models I have taken private like it, helps keep them in the mood for sexy time.

However, it should also be noted that I know being in private is a fantasy time. It's time for the model and I to just have a little together time, as it were, in a fantasy setting. There's no implication of me coming and actually trying to do the things I say to them... especially since at least half of them are an ocean away. There's no implication that she wants me to come do the things to her. It's just time to let some fantasies play out. Oh, and trust me, my dirty talk is far tamer than I'm sure a lot of models are used to hearing, I try to be more sensual than outright perverted when I do it.

There are also models that one can be more friendly with, but still perv on, and have these sorts of privates. There can also be joking about it in public or PMs, too. But as long as fantasy is separated from reality for both the model and the member, I don't think it's a bad thing.

 

[Ariel_Moon]

Not only are these statements completely stupid, they really unnerve me. Sometimes when a guy talks in private as though they're really going to do these things etc it messes with my head. I can't help but feel if I talk back like that it's as though I'm agreeing to it, as all privates are recorded I just feel like it could come back and bite me in the arse if the guy actually turned up and raped me. The other thing is I don't like leading people on, I can never tell with these people how much they read into it.

Now, see, I actually like to do a fair bit of dirty talk (type) in privates. Most of the models I have taken private like it, helps keep them in the mood for sexy time.

However, it should also be noted that I know being in private is a fantasy time. It's time for the model and I to just have a little together time, as it were, in a fantasy setting. There's no implication of me coming and actually trying to do the things I say to them... especially since at least half of them are an ocean away. There's no implication that she wants me to come do the things to her. It's just time to let some fantasies play out. Oh, and trust me, my dirty talk is far tamer than I'm sure a lot of models are used to hearing, I try to be more sensual than outright perverted when I do it.

There are also models that one can be more friendly with, but still perv on, and have these sorts of privates. There can also be joking about it in public or PMs, too. But as long as fantasy is separated from reality for both the model and the member, I don't think it's a bad thing.

Hmm. Ths actually makes me think about how I should do things.

I love dirty talking and roleplaying, it genuinely turns me on and I'm pretty good at it, so when a guy takes me private and starts dirty talking straight up (Mmm If I was with you I'd blahblahblah) then I just roll with it straight away, very enthusiastically. :-D

It might sound stupid but I don't think I ever paused to think about whether some of the guys would confuse this with a genuine desire/invitation to have them ACTUALLY do these things to me, other than just a fantasy.

Maybe I should consider an approach more like Luna mentioned, of clearly stating at the start 'Obviously this is just a fantasy'. I would be a bit scared that this might but a bit of a dampener on the mood though....

 

[IsabellaSnow]

"Real bald pussy or did you shave like a faker?"

Um I fucking HOPE it's shaved/waxed! Either whoever says this is a pedo-hoping the girl is like 8 or completely delusional. Women do, like, have hair down there when they come of age... I'm sure there are some who have some kind of issue where they do not grow any hair, and probably many who have very fine hair there, but seriously?

@UncleThursday and Arrietty don't worry, dirty chat is cool, but there are certain types of dirty chat when they seriously sound like they're hoping/thinking it's going to happen. Jeeze, I once had a guy try and convince me to meet him/fuck him for money during a private. Wtf am I meant to say to that? I'm trying to be sexy, whilst having to completely turn him down/refuse him and when I'm feeling pretty uncomfortable/freaked out! It's also how things are worded, sometimes you can say pretty much exactly the same thing but word it differently, one sounds casual and non threatening, and the other sounds very serious and a bit creepy.
If you know the model and she's into dirty chat/you know she knows you're not being serious then go straight in there, but I'd say watch out on telling a model just how you're going to fuck her/what you're going to do to her if it's a model you've literally just said "hi" then taken private.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Why aren't you in the top ten?
Why don't you have a better camscore?

Correct answer: Because idiots like you never tip me, you cheap bastard. :handgestures-salute:

 

[HolySweet]

I'm Asian I hate it when people ask my ethnicity and if I have hairy pussy :snooty:

 

[Jessi]

The guys-who-ask-if-im-of-age:

They're fantasizing outloud- are they really so stupid they think I'll play along with them? I like to shut those ones down asap :lol:

 

[DoctorVen]

How many tattoos do you have? Can we see all of your tats? What are your tattoos of?

Are your boobs real? Are you real? Hold up 2 fingers if you're real!

Do you have toys? What kind? Can we see your toy selection?

Not a question, but just as irritating: your top/panties/bra/etc looks too tight/small/hot/etc, you should take it off.

 

[Shaun__]

How many tattoos do you have? Can we see all of your tats? What are your tattoos of?

Are your boobs real? Are you real? Hold up 2 fingers if you're real!

Do you have toys? What kind? Can we see your toy selection?

Not a question, but just as irritating: your top/panties/bra/etc looks too tight/small/hot/etc, you should take it off.

Do you ever hold up two fingers to prove you are real when they ask?

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

I can understand why most of these questions would be annoying, but reading through the list. I am hard pressed to find a question that isn't annoying. Any suggestions? Plus is nobody talks that is annoying also