Looking for private video (1-3 mins) - simple request - $50

[jonsdoe00]

As for all these extreme rates, I've already found plenty of models for less than $20 for 5 mins video in the time I posted this thread. They fit the physical requirements. So thanks everyone for directing me to the two sites I could find someone!

 

[SpookybunzSM]

As a member, I'd agree with this. Then again, I'm one who rarely pays attention to nail colour, or think much about makeup, etc. (I kind of make a bad SO on this as while I might notice it, it doesn't necessarily register to say something. ) so it never dawns on me to even think about anything beyond garments. Even then I'm terrible at figuring out what I want.

See if I have the items on hand or it's a super generic setup, I'll always throw it in at no charge.
But if I'm gonna have to pay to meet these requirements or spend more than a normal amount of time to just set the shot up; like no, wat.

 

[HixCharlie]

I spotted a mole in the second example picture >.>

 

[Carmita Bonita]

Out of curiosity I googled if it was okay to put makeup on your butthole & now can't stop laughing at this:



HAND SANITIZER?!?!? OMG

 

[AmberCutie]

As for all these extreme rates, I've already found plenty of models for less than $20 for 5 mins video in the time I posted this thread. They fit the physical requirements. So thanks everyone for directing me to the two sites I could find someone!

Oh my God dude. Then why the fuck are you here, insulting all these people with your low rates and your high expectations of perfection?

Leave us alone and run back to all of these hundreds of people who can offer you the perfection that you ask for at your low cost.

 

[a_haze420]

I was just thinking about the actual price on this. Just for this guy's knowledge, and if this thing happens again, any models want to quote an actual price for both a custom and an exclusive given his parameters in the OP? I'm curious about the shock factor he may have...

Yeah for me to do something like this I would expect a minimum of 5 minutes. Do that's 50$ right there. I would also charge for the extra makeup he wants and extra nail changes so id add another 50$ there gotta pay my nail chick soo And then for exclusivity I would charge 300. So you're looking at 400 minimum.

 

[SaffronBurke]

No offense but you're not what I'm looking for...so don't worry about pricing

I wasn't talking to you. ForceTen asked for examples, I gave them to him. Note how I quoted him, not you.

 

[Gen]

As for all these extreme rates, I've already found plenty of models for less than $20 for 5 mins video in the time I posted this thread. They fit the physical requirements. So thanks everyone for directing me to the two sites I could find someone!

 

[Johndoe91]

well this is an awkward time to be another johndoe...

 

[Emberblaze]

If all of you look as you do...I'm honestly surprised at what kind of ugly fat dudes are paying you.

You can be salty but I make enough money putting my pussy on the internet that I could pay all of these models the 300 dollars they're quoting for this video easily and I've probably had more pussy on my face than you'll ever see.

But carry on, maybe if you think real hard you can come up with a less predictable insult.

 

[Osyrus]

If all of you look as you do...I'm honestly surprised at what kind of ugly fat dudes are paying you.

Wow, why am I not surprised you said this.. way to go, now you bash the fans too haha. I can't wait to see the rest of the crap you come up with

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

How has no one mentioned the fact that he wants you to possibly (read: definitely) re-film TWICE if he thinks the first version isn't up to his ridiculous standards? Hahaha.

Dude, you're completely delusional.

 

[Tartan]

Only vagina this dude has ever seen is when he tucks his two inch banger between his legs and looks in the mirror Also I may have just saved this dude $50 if he can find some lipstick

 

[NerdyZoey]

Ok guys, excuse the frizzy ass hair but this is my actual face reading this thread. I'm crying laughing. There's so much hilarious I can't even begin to list it all.


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My favorite points:
Paypal.
A ten second sample.
Pussy lipstick
Must be filmed on iPhone, fuck all of our professional DSLRS.
"neither should the anus too much if it’s big"
Wants exclusive rights but only paying 50 dollars.

Is this guy looking for a video to catfish someone or? There's so much weird here.

I'm so tempted to slather my vagina in foundation and lipstick and tuck my giant inner labia into my pussy and take a picture just for shits and giggles but I just showered (hence the curly wet frizzy hair)

Hahahahaha I was just about to write acacy all of this. I also have e the same face I cannot stop laughing

On top of that I’ve never heard it be called an innie before I’m dying just dying

 

[MicaVerano]

Hahahahaha I was just about to write acacy all of this. I also have e the same face I cannot stop laughing

On top of that I’ve never heard it be called an innie before I’m dying just dying

That’s oldf*g 4chan lingo. Innies, outies.

He just missed to demand the model to put a sharpie in the pooper while putting a shoe on head.

Damn, this brings back memories from a long time ago. I completely forgot those terms lol

 

[Tracerhead]

That’s oldf*g 4chan lingo. Innies, outies.

He just missed to demand the model to put a sharpie in the pooper while putting a shoe on head.

Damn, this brings back memories from a long time ago. I completely forgot those terms lol

This is why we need proper sex education in this country. If people are learning about sex and sexual biology from the internet, adult films, and anime then they are going to end up with some fucked up ideas of how things work. I'm now genuinely interested in knowing if this guy know how female anatomy is supposed to look.

 

[LilyPink]

I could do this. Only thing I don't have is the nails. I think they are too short/ wrong colour. What do you think?

 

[HixCharlie]

I read out the requirements to my chatroom tonight in case Jon wanted to see other members' opinions on it:

 

[callmepete]

HIM: Hey girls, I have some incredibly picky and unrealistic expectations for a video but I've justified it all in my own head so it'll be fine.
GIRLS: WTF?
GUYS: WTF?
HIM: Oh come on, just apply some makeup to your girly parts. Doesn't anyone remember vajazzling? I mean come on, it's $50 whole dollars!
GIRLS: WTF?
GUYS: WTF?
HIM: Oh yeah, well you ugly (drops mic).
HIM: (Picks mic back up) Oh never mind. Even though the most widely respected cam model ran forum on the internet says I'm out of my mind, I found "someone else" that wants to do this. So ha!
HIM: Regrets. So many regrets.

This is how I want to start every day. Please post more ideas for custom videos.

 

[a_haze420]

If all of you look as you do...I'm honestly surprised at what kind of ugly fat dudes are paying you.

I just wanna say this reaaaaaal quick why would I give any amount of a fuck what the guy paying for a show looks like... He's PAYING for a SHOW. Its not a fucking date. Its a business transaction. The guy could be 1000 lbs and have an upside down face for all I care.

I honestly have NO CLUE what most of my members look like and really finding it hilarious you think that was an insult.

PS. Your "idea" of attractive is not the same for everyone..for example.. you like fake plastic girls that do not exist (cause seriously dude that example im certain is a real doll) others like actual women that sometimes *gasp* have marks on their bodies! And guess what guys pay custom rates of many of the girls on this forum all the time .

PPS. I've also had more pussy than you.

 

[Mila_]

Is this guy looking for a video to catfish someone or? There's so much weird here.

My first thought is he is looking for a short clip for a banner. It explains the crazy specific requirements and aesthetic.

 

[Lunasha]

Wow this thread is INCREDIBLE!! I was wondering for a moment if it was maybe a real troll (aka someone being an ass on PURPOSE to make us mad), but alas, he seems serious?!

In any case, it's a big fail for him...he failed to find a cheap deal THEN he failed to make camgirls angry...at that level, it's just funny hahaha

@SaffronBurke your level of patience and calm always amazes me!

 

[HixCharlie]

I just wanna say this reaaaaaal quick why would I give any amount of a fuck what the guy paying for a show looks like... He's PAYING for a SHOW. Its not a fucking date. Its a business transaction. The guy could be 1000 lbs and have an upside down face for all I care.

Good point! Plus I've found the standards men have for girls they're paying to fap to don't seem to be correlated with how attractive they themselves are anyways. And maybe this is TMI but I feel fairly confident about my appearance and I fap to amateur porn with a wide spectrum of looks and bodies; I don't really have standards for the girls. It's the content, personality, and performance yo and I'm sure a lot of handsome af members would agree with me on that

 

[AudriTwo]

Inner vagina.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Good point! Plus I've found the standards men have for girls they're paying to fap to don't seem to be correlated with how attractive they themselves are anyways. And maybe this is TMI but I feel fairly confident about my appearance and I fap to amateur porn with a wide spectrum of looks and bodies; I don't really have standards for the girls. It's the content, personality, and performance yo and I'm sure a lot of handsome af members would agree with me on that

Agreed. I'd put myself squarely in the "average looking" category (though have been told I'm above that by a few different people). My tastes vary widely on what I find appealing, and will agree that it's more the content, and how the model presents herself, and the performance. That being said, I do have some things I just can't get past in terms of looks.

 

[AudriTwo]

This is why we need proper sex education in this country. If people are learning about sex and sexual biology from the internet, adult films, and anime then they are going to end up with some fucked up ideas of how things work. I'm now genuinely interested in knowing if this guy know how female anatomy is supposed to look.

Sorry for the dp. But a lot of my group shows turn into me teaching sex Ed while spreading my ass. Someone will usually say something really ignorant about my vagina. Like, "shove that whole 12 inch dildo in your pussy". I usually end up naming terms and showing guys how to sexually please a vagina instead "shove it harder n faster". I am so afraid for any real life vagina these dudes get to interact with. Especially op.

 

[JyJy]

180$ NO PayPal, NO Google Pay, NO Facebook, NO free preview.



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Oh, since is an esclusive content and you ask for so many things the price will be 300$, because my pussy is perfect and she told me that she deserves that much.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Sorry for the dp. But a lot of my group shows turn into me teaching sex Ed while spreading my ass. Someone will usually say something really ignorant about my vagina. Like, "shove that whole 12 inch dildo in your pussy". I usually end up naming terms and showing guys how to sexually please a vagina instead "shove it harder n faster". I am so afraid for any real life vagina these dudes get to interact with. Especially op.

I hate admitting this. But, with the exception of one, all the women I've been with simply refuse to talk about how they like to be aroused and physically pleased. It's like they're embarrassed to talk about what feels good, what they like, preferences, etc. If I bring the subject up, it's taboo for them to talk about it and at best I get "I dunno, whatever feels good and you like." I know some have actually not really known some stuff too.

One would think that with the amount of Rom-Coms, trashy romance novels, and the fact that many women can discuss this stuff like no tomorrow when they're in a group of women, they'd be open to sharing with their partner...

So, it kinda goes both ways. Thanks for being open to teaching some guys about this, and hopefully more women start to open up to their partners about what turns them on.

 

[JoeSpod]

Just for shits & giggles:

My customs are $10/minute, minimum of five minutes. So, that's a base of $50. This request is for a super-close-up, which is difficult to light well without getting camera shadow on the body, so that'd be an extra $20 for all the test-shooting I'd have to do. The wardrobe request, a long-sleeve hoodie with rolled-up sleeves, isn't too difficult, so that wouldn't be an upcharge. Specific nail color and shape, $20 for the time it would take to change polish and file nails, including sitting around long enough to let the polish dry without any smudges.

So, before we're even to the exclusive part yet, that's a $90 custom you're looking at.

And to add my exclusive rate, which is $200, the total would be $290.

Thanks Saffron - If nothing else comes from this thread (bar the comedy) that's really handy for us newcomers to cams and vids - I've had a couple of requests for exclusive videos and haven't had the 1st idea of how to cost them out before now, so at least there's a frame of reference to adapt from.

Jonsdoe - if I maybe tuck it back and maybe add some Mr PotatoHead accessories, would that do?

 

[AudriTwo]

I hate admitting this. But, with the exception of one, all the women I've been with simply refuse to talk about how they like to be aroused and physically pleased. It's like they're embarrassed to talk about what feels good, what they like, preferences, etc. If I bring the subject up, it's taboo for them to talk about it and at best I get "I dunno, whatever feels good and you like." I know some have actually not really known some stuff too.

same here. for queer women, it's a struggle. it can be double frustrating on trying to please and be pleased sexually. i think it's because historically society shamed women for having a sexuality. slut shaming has turned most women into pillow princesses no matter sexual orientation.

So, it kinda goes both ways. Thanks for being open to teaching some guys about this, and hopefully more women start to open up to their partners about what turns them on.

np . i had my share of people who didn't know what they were doing down there, and i have this annoying trait to correct people when they are doing something wrong. lol. i go in detail how to finger and eat a girl out in free chat. the amount of times when a person has gone down on me and i had the same feeling like i was getting a pelvic exam and my cervix swabbed, no ma'am. audritwo must save the world!