Hilarious conversation I had this morning

[Kunra9]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

 

[Jupiter551]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

She's like your sister cos you tell her how you want to mount vaginas etc, and she responds with telling you about marathon masturbation sessions? :shock:

 

[lordmagellan]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

She's like your sister cos you tell her how you want to mount vaginas etc, and she responds with telling you about marathon masturbation sessions? :shock:

What do Aussie families talk about?

 

[LadyLuna]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

She's like your sister cos you tell her how you want to mount vaginas etc, and she responds with telling you about marathon masturbation sessions? :shock:

No, because the thought of her in a sexual way drops his boner, despite him not being gay.

 

[Jupiter551]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

She's like your sister cos you tell her how you want to mount vaginas etc, and she responds with telling you about marathon masturbation sessions? :shock:

What do Aussie families talk about?

Kangaroo migrations, gun control and Paul Hogan

 

[Nordling]

This is a female friend of mine. She's kinda like my sister, we tell eachother all kinds of fucked up stuff.

I was trying to explain to her that I woke up in turbo horny mode this morning.

She's like your sister cos you tell her how you want to mount vaginas etc, and she responds with telling you about marathon masturbation sessions? :shock:

No, because the thought of her in a sexual way drops his boner, despite him not being gay.

If so, it's kind of a double standard isn't it? I mean he opened with "boner talk" but when she replied in kind, he becomes temporarily impotent? :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Spent the last 2 hours masturbating? :shock: All I need is this:

and a few minutes of good YouJizz porn, and I'm good.

 

[JessieWolfe]

I honestly think i'd get a little bored masturbating for two hours haha

 

[Jupiter551]

I honestly think i'd get a little bored masturbating for two hours haha

^ yeah this, I'd just call it after an hour or so.

 

[lordmagellan]

I honestly think i'd get a little bored masturbating for two hours haha

^ yeah this, I'd just call it after an hour or so.

See I multitask: load screen on a game- fap fap fap- play for a while, then save- fap fap fap- oooh! that looks hot, pause- fap fap fap!

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

I honestly think i'd get a little bored masturbating for two hours haha

^ yeah this, I'd just call it after an hour or so.

See I multitask: load screen on a game- fap fap fap- play for a while, then save- fap fap fap- oooh! that looks hot, pause- fap fap fap!

Me too! :lol:

 

[Kunra9]

Ok, so to clarify a bit...

My initial text with her wasn't "Hey bb, I got a bonar"

We were just talking and I just brought up the fact that for some random reason I woke up super horny. I wasn't trying to start a "sexual" conversation with her, but the topic of the conversation was sexually related. But with us, our conversations are all very casual. She tells me her slut stories, I tell her my man slut stories. It's a pretty cool setup.

And, she clarified to me later that it wasn't like, 2 hours straight of masturbating, but more like... she would masturbate, get herself off, then 15 minutes later be super horny again, and go at it again. Repeat for 2 hours.