Funny Member/Model Names

[Nordling]

Technically, called "Upper CamelCase."

 

[LaceyRoyce]

lookin4tacos was lurking in my room today

 

[NikkiBlossom]

Hehe, Gingers name is awesome today.

 

[Alana Cruise]

There was a guy who came in my room for a few days...kind of one of those sarcastic-but-friendly trolls. Anyway, his name was spelt in such a way that to say it out loud would sound like "n*gg*rs" and he'd tip me, Id say thanks and he'd be all like HEY AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY THANK YOU _________"

Not funny at all!

But "Mom&Dad" always makes me laugh. :lol:

I had a guy like that and he got off on being called BigN***erDick and I said I am sorry I just can't say that. I forget his exact screen name probably that


Also I have someone who comes in my chat called SavannahsDad. Kind of funny bc my dad is clueless about internet. Come to think of it when I say Hi Dad and we joke around I hope I don't get in trouble for it....seems like the incest rule is being highly enforced even if you are just joking

 

[PunkInDrublic]

HeyFuckFace and YoHeadLacksShoe

 

[Poler_Bare]

I love prog420ress (420 in progress).

And I used to obliviously mispronounce jaketoff as JakeToff, until he told me it was meant to be Jack It Off.

And CockSuperstar always makes me picture literally a cock superstar, flashing lights and all LOL.

 

[Anonymous]

NoTips4UBitch

 

[LilyEvans]

I have a semi-reg called ComeHonour. It took me way longer than I want to admit to realize the pun.

 

[God]

I once saw a guy named HughJassole tip a model and she said "just saying your name makes my day better" after she thanked him.

 

[God]

I saw a member on a female porn stars unscripted wrestling website forum with the username UndieTaker

 

[emptiedglass]

Alcohol may be a factor, but these ones were rather amusing to me tonight... BoppaBigDick, solaranus, Closov, HottieHoeCakes. :lol:

 

[emptiedglass]

NoTips4UBitch

I'm guessing that person never intends to go premium. :lol:

 

[Nordling]

aintshyt
Dick_Daddy_J
tenderkiller
rich_as_fuck

 

[AmberCutie]

I miss my old premium name SlutKitty.

It was fun tipping the girlies and having them giggle at my name.

 

[AedanRayne]

I would like to remind people who rename or create fun and funny usernames: Capital letters are your friend. Use them if there are supposed to be multiple words in the name.

It really helps with pronunciation.

suchacoolguy / SuchACoolGuy

^^blends together ^^easier to read

Exactly! Sometimes I need to take a moment to examine an all-in-lowercase-name to break it apart... occasionally I butcher it to all hell but that can be pretty freaking funny... or annoying.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

I would like to remind people who rename or create fun and funny usernames: Capital letters are your friend. Use them if there are supposed to be multiple words in the name.

It really helps with pronunciation.

suchacoolguy / SuchACoolGuy

^^blends together ^^easier to read

Exactly! Sometimes I need to take a moment to examine an all-in-lowercase-name to break it apart... occasionally I butcher it to all hell but that can be pretty freaking funny... or annoying.

I love it when a model butchers an obnoxious name. I kind of hope it's on purpose. For example, it gives me a happy if "agiantcock" gets called "aggie."

 

[AmberCutie]

Lately I have been refusing to try to pronounce any username that doesn't have any/enough vowels in it.

That's just ridiculousness.

 

[Nordling]

Lately I have been refusing to try to pronounce any username that doesn't have any/enough vowels in it.

That's just ridiculousness.

I think any names that are excessively consonant-laden should be pronounced like the Bronx cheer.

 

[LadyLuna]

I love it when a model butchers an obnoxious name. I kind of hope it's on purpose. For example, it gives me a happy if "agiantcock" gets called "aggie."

"agi ant cock?"

 

[emptiedglass]

"agi ant cock?"

"Ant cock" sounds like it'd be a great insult. Must remember that one! :lol:

 

[Nordling]

lol agi ant cock... a double insult: not only does he have a presumably tiny "ant penis" but he's an AGGIE--a student from Texas A&M! Oh! The shame!

 

[GemmaMarie]

hehehe Amber thought my perv name was cool beans enough to post here my member name is TRexSaysRAWR Not going to lie, kinda making my day Amber likes it so much I choose wellll, myessss.

 

[UncleThursday]

There's a model named CosmicCunt.

Another named bongokongo.

 

[LilyMarie]

I have a semi-reg called ComeHonour. It took me way longer than I want to admit to realize the pun.

Very relevant:

 

[LilyEvans]

lol agi ant cock... a double insult: not only does he have a presumably tiny "ant penis" but he's an AGGIE--a student from Texas A&M! Oh! The shame!

Haha, I remember growing up we didn't start jokes with, "A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde..." we started with, "A Longhorn, a Raider, and an Aggie..." :lol:

 

[DownundaDani]

For the longest time I called one of my regs Iva...until I had a good look one day and realised it was Ivabigone2 hahaaa.

This made me giggle for some reason "bawsaksan"

 

[JordanBlack]

The self admitted dickhead called Rick Martin a cock-head :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I always like names that have a different meaning when said out loud, so when I saw a model thanking a guy named CockAsian I lol'ed. :lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

Model: ItsOnlyaModel

I always liked her name, because I'm a Monty Python fan.

Camelot!
Camelot!
CAMELOT!
It's only a model.
Shut up!

 

[emptiedglass]

Model: ItsOnlyaModel

I always liked her name, because I'm a Monty Python fan.

Camelot!
Camelot!
CAMELOT!
It's only a model.
Shut up!

I wonder if she'd be offended if you farted in her general direction...