Corrupt a Wish Game

[BlueViolet]

So I stole this from another forum I'm active on.

Here's how it works: someone wishes for something, then the next person grants that wish but corrupts it in some way, then makes their own wish and so on.

Example:

I wish I had a luxurious penthouse apartment that was over 9,000 square foot, overlooking the whole city.

Granted, but it's on the 42nd floor and there are no elevators so you have to take the stairs.

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I'll go first:

I wish I had the ability to control any human mind.

 

[Nordling]

Granted, but anything you make someone do, you also must do.

I wish I had a perfectly cooked, tender, porterhouse steak right now.

 

[southsamurai]

granted, but before you are allowed to eat it you must first eat a jar of hot peppers.


i wish for happiness!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Ok fine, you shall have happiness but only when you are pooing.... :mrgreen:

I wish for the ability to see read minds.

 

[pg240]

Granted, but you can't turn off the ability -- even in a crowded room.

I wish I'd win the lottery.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Granted, but you can't turn off the ability -- even in a crowded room.

I wish I'd win the lottery.

You won the DVD!


I wish I was already graduated from this Degree I'm going for.

 

[southsamurai]

Ok fine, you shall have happiness but only when you are pooing.... :mrgreen:

I wish for the ability to see read minds.

works for me, im always happy when i poo lol

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I was already graduated from this Degree I'm going for.

You have your degree, but will lose it as soon as the investigation into your record tampering is complete probably.

I wish I could understand people's motives and thoughts better.

 

[bawksy]

I wish I could understand people's motives and thoughts better.

Granted, but when you finally understand Hitler's motives, you sympathize with his cause and decide to follow in his footsteps.

I wish Obama would fulfill his campaign promises.

 

[emptiedglass]

I wish I could understand people's motives and thoughts better.

Granted, but when you finally understand Hitler's motives, you sympathize with his cause and decide to follow in his footsteps.

I wish Obama would fulfill his campaign promises.

He will, and the world will subsequently end.
I wish everyone on earth could enjoy a life of happiness, without want.

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish everyone on earth could enjoy a life of happiness, without want.

Granted, but everyone becomes ambitionless drones and society suddenly collapses.

I wish that cats could stay kittens forever.

 

[Evvie]

I wish everyone on earth could enjoy a life of happiness, without want.

Granted, but everyone becomes ambitionless drones and society suddenly collapses.

I wish that cats could stay kittens forever.

They do, but they still die in ten years. Because no cats ever reach sexual maturity the species at a whole dies out.

I wish I could speak five languages.

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish I could speak five languages.

Granted, but they are all ancient languages that died out long ago along with most traces of their civilization.

I wish that I could make things I draw come to life.

 

[AshleyMarks]

I wish I could speak five languages.

Granted, but they are all ancient languages that died out long ago along with most traces of their civilization.

I wish that I could make things I draw come to life.

Granted, but at night, the drawings come to life and are evil.

I wish I was skinnier..

 

[Evvie]

I wish I could speak five languages.

Granted, but they are all ancient languages that died out long ago along with most traces of their civilization.

I wish that I could make things I draw come to life.

Granted, but at night, the drawings come to life and are evil.

I wish I was skinnier..

Granted, but it's like Sephen King's Thinner and you keep losing weight until you die.

Oops... edit!

I wish that I had Wolverine's powers of infinite healing.

 

[bawksy]

I wish that I had Wolverine's powers of infinite healing.

Granted, but the government finds out about this, and then locks you up, continuously harvesting organs from you and using you for medical experiments. The good news is, your forcibly donated organs save countless lives.

I wish my Facebook friends would stop playing Candy Crush Saga.

 

[Evvie]

I wish that I had Wolverine's powers of infinite healing.

Granted, but the government finds out about this, and then locks you up, continuously harvesting organs from you and using you for medical experiments. The good news is, your forcibly donated organs save countless lives.

I wish my Facebook friends would stop playing Candy Crush Saga.

You get your wish, but now they want to go out and do shit all the time and they never stop bugging you to go to hikes and music festivals.

I wish that I could walk around naked and nobody would notice

 

[VeronicaChaos]

You get your wish, but now they want to go out and do shit all the time and they never stop bugging you to go to hikes and music festivals.

I wish that I could walk around naked and nobody would notice

You are now invisible and can never be seen or noticed ever again, and you spend the rest of your days in solitude.

I wish I was a brilliant musician.

 

[Evvie]

You get your wish, but now they want to go out and do shit all the time and they never stop bugging you to go to hikes and music festivals.

I wish that I could walk around naked and nobody would notice

You are now invisible and can never be seen or noticed ever again, and you spend the rest of your days in solitude.

I wish I was a brilliant musician.

You get your wish, but your mind is open to the glorious mathematics of music and you spiral downwards to Beautiful Mind-like insanity, a musical prodigy but also out of your head.

I wish that I would get free Internet service forever

 

[AshleyMarks]

I wish that I would get free Internet service forever

Granted, but the internet is so bad that you revert to sending snail mail and reading newspapers instead.

Edit: Oops, forgot my wish

I wish that I could put my legs behind my head.

 

[jeff98902]

Granted: But they get stuck behind your head and you can no longer walk.
I wish I could think of any place I wanted to go and Instantaneously transport there.

 

[Evvie]

Granted: But they get stuck behind your head and you can no longer walk.
I wish I could think of any place I wanted to go and Instantaneously transport there.

Granted, but you can only do it once a day and you can never take anything with you, including clothing you are wearing, tooth fillings, et cetera.

I wish I could seduce any man just by lookin' in his eyes!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish I could seduce any man just by lookin' in his eyes!

Granted. And three seconds later you turn the corner to find your first lifelong devotee.


I wish I didn't have insomnia every night.

 

[Nordling]

I wish I could seduce any man just by lookin' in his eyes!

Granted. And three seconds later you turn the corner to find your first lifelong devotee.


I wish I didn't have insomnia every night.

Granted, but you sleep for forty years and wake up and no one knows who you are, Mr. Winkle.

I wish tasty junk food was good for us.

 

[AllisonWilder]

Granted, but you sleep for forty years and wake up and no one knows who you are, Mr. Winkle.

I wish tasty junk food was good for us.

Granted, but you can no longer eat tasty junk food without getting terribly sick.


I wish I had my own library.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Granted, but you sleep for forty years and wake up and no one knows who you are, Mr. Winkle.

I wish tasty junk food was good for us.

Granted, but you can no longer eat tasty junk food without getting terribly sick.


I wish I had my own library.

Granted but you lose your sight!

I wish my cats could speak english

 

[Nordling]

Granted, but you sleep for forty years and wake up and no one knows who you are, Mr. Winkle.

I wish tasty junk food was good for us.

Granted, but you can no longer eat tasty junk food without getting terribly sick.


I wish I had my own library.

Granted but you lose your sight!

I wish my cats could speak english

Granted but they become totally arrogant and impossible to talk to without totally pissing you off.

I wish cigarettes were good for you, and prevented cancer.

 

[southsamurai]

granted, but with their amazing healing properties they are now 100 dollars a pack, and available by prescription only, and are considered a controlled substance


i wish i ruled the world!

 

[morment]

i wish i ruled the world!

Granted, but your rise to power sparks a nuclear war so only a remnant of a remnant survive and finding non-irradiated food and water is a constant struggle.

I wish that I could reach into my pocket and always be able to pull out the exact amount I wanted.

 

[AshleyMarks]

Granted, but your rise to power sparks a nuclear war so only a remnant of a remnant survive and finding non-irradiated food and water is a constant struggle.

I wish that I could reach into my pocket and always be able to pull out the exact amount I wanted.

Granted, but when you do it, your pocket gets a hole in it and you lose money too.

I wish I could slap people through the computer.