Lets consider the yin and yang of boobs, shall we?
(Lots of boobies on the brain around here, it seems...)
:downtown: (boobs, bb!)
(Lots of boobies on the brain around here, it seems...)
:downtown: (boobs, bb!)
Women with Big Tits...
can get a taxi on the worst days
have men give them the best seats on a bus.
have a neat place to carry spare change
have always been the center of the arts (art)
make jogging a spectator sport
can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
can always carry a little extra cash
always float better
know where to look first for lost earrings
rarely lack for a slow dance partner
have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
never have to buy a car with airbags
have a place to carry a extra beer
Women with Little Tits...
don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
always look younger
find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
can always see their toes and shoes
can sleep on their stomachs
have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
know that everything more than a handful is wasted
can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
never be accused of having implants.
http://www.joke-archives.com/adult/bigtitsvslittletits.html
It seems that both sizes certainly have their virtues!
:hello2:
"B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view."
Robert Paul Smith
:hello2:
"B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view."
Robert Paul Smith