Annoying things members do

[KristinaReapsMe]

This makes me want to falcon punch you through the computer

You need to lose your inhibitions. If you try it, you'll like it.

If a model clearly states she's not comfortable doing something, don't throw tokens at her/try to convince to do it anyway. It just makes you look like an asshole.

and I actually got this question from a THREE YEAR 20pt PREMIUM

Why can't you girls take pity and do something for free once in a while? It's called MyFREECams.

I just blinked and banned. Blink. Ban. So easy.

 

[Leon_Omega]

Asking a model keep track of those individual tips to update the countdown in her topic is bad form

This annoys me to no end. I've seen it happen quite a few times that random tips come in and someone in the chat (more often than not someone who isn't the tipper) will immediately demand that it be taken off the token count. Even when the model is dancing.

Possibly not what you meant, but I certainly don't mind a model updating the countdown when it's convenient rahter than right away.

 

[Leon_Omega]

This makes me want to falcon punch you through the computer

You need to lose your inhibitions. If you try it, you'll like it.

If a model clearly states she's not comfortable doing something, don't throw tokens at her/try to convince to do it anyway. It just makes you look like an asshole.

and I actually got this question from a THREE YEAR 20pt PREMIUM

What an asshole! I second the punching through the screen.

 

[JoleneBrody]

This makes me want to falcon punch you through the computer

You need to lose your inhibitions. If you try it, you'll like it.

If a model clearly states she's not comfortable doing something, don't throw tokens at her/try to convince to do it anyway. It just makes you look like an asshole.

and I actually got this question from a THREE YEAR 20pt PREMIUM

Why can't you girls take pity and do something for free once in a while? It's called MyFREECams.

I just blinked and banned. Blink. Ban. So easy.

HHAHAHAHAHA yeaaaaahhhhh... pity sex is so hot!

 

[weirdbr]

Sometimes I like tipping 1 through 5 tokens randomly just to try to mess up her math and make it harder. That's actually fun.

I know a few people that like to tip random numbers just to mess with models that they know are a bit OCD... Most of the time, it ends up becoming a joke between them.. Personally I do something slightly similar every once in a while: I tip the amount I wanted to tip plus a random number to make the countdown not end in 0 or 5, just to see how long it takes for one OCD person to tip :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Whenever I talk about my series of anal vids, which I specify that I use butt plugs and dildos for, I get something like the following exchange:

Dude: lucky bf
(I roll my eyes, giggle, and say "sure", because nothing I've mentioned all night has indicated a damn thing about my relationship status)
Dude: I said your bf is a lucky guy
(time for my "I actually don't talk about my personal life on cam, it's not relevant" speech)

But, seriously, did you not see me trying to nonchalantly dismiss the topic? Way to just assume that I'm in a relationship, too, by the way. And how did my topic of conversation even lead to you asking that?

 

[Nordling]

Whenever I talk about my series of anal vids, which I specify that I use butt plugs and dildos for, I get something like the following exchange:

Dude: lucky bf
(I roll my eyes, giggle, and say "sure", because nothing I've mentioned all night has indicated a damn thing about my relationship status)
Dude: I said your bf is a lucky guy
(time for my "I actually don't talk about my personal life on cam, it's not relevant" speech)

But, seriously, did you not see me trying to nonchalantly dismiss the topic? Way to just assume that I'm in a relationship, too, by the way. And how did my topic of conversation even lead to you asking that?

I've seen this exchange in almost every room I've spent more than a minute in...or the converse, where the model says she's single...but that just leads to more crapola comments, like, "I can't believe you don't have a man," or "why aren't you married," etc. You can't win it seems unless you just tell them it's none of their business at the beginning.

 

[RubyDimples]

As of late I've noticed an overwhelmingly annoying trend on MyFreeCams

I for the life of me do not understand someone that frequents your room on a regular basis and CONTINUES to ask the same questions over and over. On top of those frequent questions (that lasted for about 9 months,) you have never TIPPED and or followed through with tipping whenever you get paid. Do you just think I don't remember you? I tend to remember most people that frequent my room and love to learn about my guys! But I tend to lose respect when someone regularly wastes my time and doesn't know how to follow through. WHEEWW had to get that out....

 

[SaffronBurke]

Whenever I talk about my series of anal vids, which I specify that I use butt plugs and dildos for, I get something like the following exchange:

Dude: lucky bf
(I roll my eyes, giggle, and say "sure", because nothing I've mentioned all night has indicated a damn thing about my relationship status)
Dude: I said your bf is a lucky guy
(time for my "I actually don't talk about my personal life on cam, it's not relevant" speech)

But, seriously, did you not see me trying to nonchalantly dismiss the topic? Way to just assume that I'm in a relationship, too, by the way. And how did my topic of conversation even lead to you asking that?

I've seen this exchange in almost every room I've spent more than a minute in...or the converse, where the model says she's single...but that just leads to more crapola comments, like, "I can't believe you don't have a man," or "why aren't you married," etc. You can't win it seems unless you just tell them it's none of their business at the beginning.

Because, as everyone knows, nobody ENJOYS being single, that's crazy talk! And the only purpose of an attractive woman is to be in a relationship. Also, it's the year 1378 and your father owns you until you get married, at which point your husband owns you. :roll:

But, yeah, what you've described is why I just refuse to acknowledge or talk about relationship status on cam - there's no right answer, members are somehow going to get pissed at whatever a model says. Or, when Chaturbate gets extra-weird, lecture me on how a friend with benefits isn't enough, and how I need a boyfriend so that I have someone to talk to and go shopping with. Ew. Shopping's a CHORE. You should see how unenthused I am every time I have to buy jeans, bras, or shoes. It's shocked people. And the "friend" part of "friend with benefits" kinda implies to me that there's some conversation, otherwise it would be called "frequent bootycall" or "unattached piece of ass".

I think I may be more annoyed with social structures and their stress on romantic relationships and gender roles, to tell the truth.

 

[DivSavel]

Someone in my room mentioned he had an game I'd love. I ask him about it and it turns out that it's a phone app. I explained "Yeah, my phone doesn't have apps. It's a brick, I've never had an android/smartphone/etc." Members start chiming in on how it sucks, I agree and mention I have a phone that I'm gonna get eventually once I get funds for it. I put it on my wishlist because people asked about maybe getting me one.

Then I get PMed with..
Member: I have an android phone right here that I'm not using.
Me: Hokai?
Member: So how are we gonna do this?
Me: Sorry, but, what?
Member: Am I gonna get a show for it?
?!?!?!?!

Gifts are wonderful but they're just that: gifts! I'm not expecting nor requesting them. I have priorities like food and fixing up my house I need to take care of first. Lack of phone or random gifts does not perturb me, I didn't even ask for it!

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I've often tipped in small amounts throughout a model's entire session but usually when there is no countdown. Now I get perturbed when one member is tipping a tiny amount (5 tokens, for example) every few minutes when there is an active countdown. :-x

Asking a model keep track of those individual tips to update the countdown in her topic is bad form, even for a regular. If you're gonna do that, at least make it a yellow wall. Very annoying!

Tips encourage more tips.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Stupid comments like "wow you could get a hooker with that money" when a guy tips a decent amount. I'm sure the guy tipping is aware that he could be getting hookers. He either isn't allowed or isn't interested in that but I'm positive he is a at least aware of the existence of hookers. He could get hookers but also like tipping camgirls. He could be chilling with a hooker while tipping camgirls.

This goes in hand with guys that offer models a little bit of money for sex. Not knocking any escorts, get it guuurllll! But a guy will go into a top models room and say, "I'll give you $1,000 for a night of sex!" Does he not realize she has probably already made $1,000 that night without having to suck dick? Not to mention it's pretty presumptuous to assume she has sex for money just because she gets naked on cam. Just because you are comfortable with SOME things, doesn't mean you're comfortable with ALL things.

Its usually the guys with 0 tokens and 20 Reward Points who make these offers.

 

[Leon_Omega]

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

Weirdly, that may well have been something I would eventually say. Only I'd follow it up with "because I don't think that the post office will accept the package if I only write "To Divahkiin" in the recipient box." because I like to be a bit more creative when asking a random internet stranger's contact info.

But yeah, way to miss the whole concept of "gift" there, member!

 

[DivSavel]

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

Weirdly, that may well have been something I would eventually say. Only I'd follow it up with "because I don't think that the post office will accept the package if I only write "To Divahkiin" in the recipient box." because I like to be a bit more creative when asking a random internet stranger's contact info.

But yeah, way to miss the whole concept of "gift" there, member!

Yeah there was a lot of weirdness involved with that conversation. This isn't a first time either ;-;

I don't mind someone trying to send me out something, or even asking me about shows! I know some models trade shows for gifts and I myself sometimes do for amazon giftcards when I'm in need of something. But there was NO preamble to that conversation. No "Hey do you want this phone by me?" or "Do you do shows for gifts?". Nada. Just "Hey, you want this, I got this, let's get busy". Dude.. D:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I've often tipped in small amounts throughout a model's entire session but usually when there is no countdown. Now I get perturbed when one member is tipping a tiny amount (5 tokens, for example) every few minutes when there is an active countdown. :-x

Asking a model keep track of those individual tips to update the countdown in her topic is bad form, even for a regular. If you're gonna do that, at least make it a yellow wall. Very annoying!

Tips encourage more tips.

Especially smaller tips. I think some members worry about tipping 5, 10, 15 tokens for fear that the model might not appreciate it or even be offended by it. Once they see that model be genuinely appreciative for that tip though, oftentimes it encourages others to tip, and it doesn't take long for those small tips to add up.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Someone in my room mentioned he had an game I'd love. I ask him about it and it turns out that it's a phone app. I explained "Yeah, my phone doesn't have apps. It's a brick, I've never had an android/smartphone/etc." Members start chiming in on how it sucks, I agree and mention I have a phone that I'm gonna get eventually once I get funds for it. I put it on my wishlist because people asked about maybe getting me one.

Then I get PMed with..
Member: I have an android phone right here that I'm not using.
Me: Hokai?
Member: So how are we gonna do this?
Me: Sorry, but, what?
Member: Am I gonna get a show for it?
?!?!?!?!

Gifts are wonderful but they're just that: gifts! I'm not expecting nor requesting them. I have priorities like food and fixing up my house I need to take care of first. Lack of phone or random gifts does not perturb me, I didn't even ask for it!

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

I offer videos OR pics to people who but me gifts.
But it's really annoying when a guy who has never tipped requests a specific video for the gift.
Ex: "If I buy you the school girl outfit off your wishlist, can you do a video where you say my name, hop on one foot, masturbate during it, and scream as you orgasm?"
Really dude? I don't HAVE to do anything for gifts. Gifts are just that, GIFTS. I offer content in return because I want to be able to re-sell it and it's just my way of thanking you. But when you make specific requests, it stops being a "gift" and starts becoming a trade, which is not something I'm interested in. Just be thankful I'm giving you anything! Most girls don't.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

Weirdly, that may well have been something I would eventually say. Only I'd follow it up with "because I don't think that the post office will accept the package if I only write "To Divahkiin" in the recipient box." because I like to be a bit more creative when asking a random internet stranger's contact info.

But yeah, way to miss the whole concept of "gift" there, member!

Yeah there was a lot of weirdness involved with that conversation. This isn't a first time either ;-;

I don't mind someone trying to send me out something, or even asking me about shows! I know some models trade shows for gifts and I myself sometimes do for amazon giftcards when I'm in need of something. But there was NO preamble to that conversation. No "Hey do you want this phone by me?" or "Do you do shows for gifts?". Nada. Just "Hey, you want this, I got this, let's get busy". Dude.. D:

Call me paranoid, but I wouldn't accept something that's been in possession from a member. They can always put a tracking device in the phone.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

 

[JimsX]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I will never do this again :?

PS: I was always joking when I said this to models.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I will never do this again :?

PS: I was always joking when I said this to models.

Oh yes, and I will add that I know it's usually meant as a joke but yeah... not sexy.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Fucking machines aren't going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

hahaha that's a funny typo right there!

 

[Leon_Omega]

Also that is the WEIRDEST way to offer someone something. "How are we gonna do this?" Makes a girl instantaneously wet.

Weirdly, that may well have been something I would eventually say. Only I'd follow it up with "because I don't think that the post office will accept the package if I only write "To Divahkiin" in the recipient box." because I like to be a bit more creative when asking a random internet stranger's contact info.

But yeah, way to miss the whole concept of "gift" there, member!

Yeah there was a lot of weirdness involved with that conversation. This isn't a first time either ;-;

I don't mind someone trying to send me out something, or even asking me about shows! I know some models trade shows for gifts and I myself sometimes do for amazon giftcards when I'm in need of something. But there was NO preamble to that conversation. No "Hey do you want this phone by me?" or "Do you do shows for gifts?". Nada. Just "Hey, you want this, I got this, let's get busy". Dude.. D:

Call me paranoid, but I wouldn't accept something that's been in possession from a member. They can always put a tracking device in the phone.

There's nothing wrong with being properly paranoid. Fact is that it's a huge risk for any camgirl to have something sent to her directly by a member. Let's be honest here, I know I'm tustworthy, but to you I'm just a name on the screen.

 

[Leon_Omega]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I will never do this again :?

PS: I was always joking when I said this to models.

Oh yes, and I will add that I know it's usually meant as a joke but yeah... not sexy.

Are you saying that bad jokes are not sexy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[JimsX]

There's nothing wrong with being properly paranoid. Fact is that it's a huge risk for any camgirl to have something sent to her directly by a member. Let's be honest here, I know I'm tustworthy, but to you I'm just a name on the screen.

A model I know sent her unneeded computer programming textbooks to a member on MFC. She used the address of a strip club in her city as the return. :lol:

And yes, he checked :shock:

 

[DuoShi]

Fucking machines aren't going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

hahaha that's a funny typo right there!

Don't try to cover it up now! Tell us how you really feel!

 

[JoleneBrody]

Fucking machines aren't going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

hahaha that's a funny typo right there!

Don't try to cover it up now! Tell us how you really feel!

HAHAHA DAMMIT! I'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

:lol:

 

[JoleneBrody]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I will never do this again :?

PS: I was always joking when I said this to models.

Oh yes, and I will add that I know it's usually meant as a joke but yeah... not sexy.

Are you saying that bad jokes are not sexy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Haha not when they lack so much creativity that they are literally repeated by a different person every 10 minutes...

 

[SaffronBurke]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

It's not like there's a major difference between masturbating and sex, you know. :roll:

 

[JoleneBrody]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

It's not like there's a major difference between masturbating and sex, you know. :roll:

Hahah right? No body ever compares themselves to the stamina of my forearm!

but "I could never compete with that forearm" sounds pretty hilarious! :lol:

 

[JimsX]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

It's not like there's a major difference between masturbating and sex, you know. :roll:

Hahah right? No body ever compares themselves to the stamina of my forearm!

but "I could never compete with that forearm" sounds pretty hilarious! :lol:

I wish I had thought of that