Annoying things members do

[JerryBoBerry]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I usually quietly slip the 'replace' emote in the chat after I see comments like that from people.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Compare their stamina to my fuck machine in a derogatory manner...
i.e... "I could never keep up with that machine" or "Men have been made obsolete."

It's so incredibly insecure and unattractive on top of ridiculous. That would be like me saying "oh no, flesh-lights are going to make women obsolete!" or "my butthole could never do as good as that thing. :crybaby: "
I hear this at LEAST once every time I use my fucking machine and it drives me INSANE! It's such a huge turn-off.

YOU ARE A MAN! A HAIRY MANLY MAN WITH HANDS AND SMELLS! Lift your head up and get some fucking confidence! Fucking machines are going to make you obsolete but your lack of confidence might.

I usually quietly slip the 'replace' emote in the chat after I see comments like that from people.

Maybe it's some futuristic cyborg fetish. Their thinking to themselves "Man, one day, somewhere off in the future, men will have parts that can allow them to keep up with fuck machines!" I got nothing...

 

[LilyMarie]

I think when guys start the whole "dildos/vibrators/fuck machines will replace men" thing (and are like... half-serious about it), it says a lot about the way I imagine them to have sex, which is a way that can be replicated by toys apparently... a way in which nothing but their dick can be felt by the woman. Because that's what masturbating with toys is like, there's no body and no voice and no personality attached to them. If you have sex by thrusting your dick in and out without saying/touching/doing anything else, you have a problem.

 

[Shaun__]

Men were replaced by machines years ago.

 

[GweenBlack]

Calling other members that are "late"(there is no such thing as this for me) out in my room by saying where he was and that he was tipping.

Just don't. If you see someone on my room that was at another model's room, friends with me or not, i don't care. I never call my members out when i am perving, why would other members do that? I don't own any member, they dont owe me attention, they know i am online, and if they want, they come and join me.

"hey <member> you are late! i saw you in <model name> room "

SO. NOT. COOL.

For the member, for the other model and for me. Just...don't.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Hahah right? No body ever compares themselves to the stamina of my forearm!

but "I could never compete with that forearm" sounds pretty hilarious! :lol:

Don't know if my overall stamina could compete with that of your forearm, but I am confident that the stamina of my forearms could compete with your forearm. Years of practice and repetitious motion, sometimes twice daily, has transformed my forearms (yes, plural) into piston-like machines forged from flesh, muscle and sexual frustration.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Hahah right? No body ever compares themselves to the stamina of my forearm!

but "I could never compete with that forearm" sounds pretty hilarious! :lol:

Don't know if my overall stamina could compete with that of your forearm, but I am confident that the stamina of my forearms could compete with your forearm. Years of practice and repetitious motion, sometimes twice daily, has transformed my forearms (yes, plural) into piston-like machines forged from flesh, muscle and sexual frustration.

I'll destroy you.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I think when guys start the whole "dildos/vibrators/fuck machines will replace men" thing (and are like... half-serious about it), it says a lot about the way I imagine them to have sex, which is a way that can be replicated by toys apparently... a way in which nothing but their dick can be felt by the woman. Because that's what masturbating with toys is like, there's no body and no voice and no personality attached to them. If you have sex by thrusting your dick in and out without saying/touching/doing anything else, you have a problem.

Very good point. As I've told numerous friends who ask why I don't just masturbate when I complain about being unreasonably horny, "First, I have been. Constantly. It's not enough. Second, I can't pull my own hair or bite my own throat."

 

[Foxxx_]

When a model has concluded a countdown (to bra off, nude or cum show) the member that announces '' I guess I made it just in time ''. To my way of thinking you are about 2 hours late, or what ever it took for the model to make the countdown (and some tokens :-D ) :twocents-02cents:

 

[Leon_Omega]

When a model has concluded a countdown (to bra off, nude or cum show) the member that announces '' I guess I made it just in time ''. To my way of thinking you are about 2 hours late, or what ever it took for the model to make the countdown (and some tokens :-D ) :twocents-02cents:

I get what you're saying, but not all of us can be on MFC whenever we want to be. And just because we didn't help with the countdown because it was finished before we could help with it, doesn't mean we can't tip for the rest of the show/other stuff.

I'd gues that more often than not, this is something members say instead of their standard "hi" when they enter a room if the timing works out like this. I know I do.

 

[NataliaGrey]

When a model has concluded a countdown (to bra off, nude or cum show) the member that announces '' I guess I made it just in time ''. To my way of thinking you are about 2 hours late, or what ever it took for the model to make the countdown (and some tokens :-D ) :twocents-02cents:

I get what you're saying, but not all of us can be on MFC whenever we want to be. And just because we didn't help with the countdown because it was finished before we could help with it, doesn't mean we can't tip for the rest of the show/other stuff.

I'd gues that more often than not, this is something members say instead of their standard "hi" when they enter a room if the timing works out like this. I know I do.

It depends on who says it. When a regular says it, I interpret it as, "Phew, I got here right in time [so that I didn't miss you tonight before you logged off!]" Usually the people who say it are members who I've never spoken with, though, let alone someone who has tipped me. So when they say it, the vibe is more like "Phew, I got here right in time [so I didn't have to sit through that boring countdown!]"

 

[DuoShi]

When a model has concluded a countdown (to bra off, nude or cum show) the member that announces '' I guess I made it just in time ''.

Somebody says this in chat everyday. My first thought is almost always "No one gives a shit!". It's even worse when they make it just in time for the show and don't tip in appreciation for the show or in general.

P.S. I "made it just in time" to see a model striptease, and I'm gonna tip her in appreciation of the show. Just sayin'.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Annoying when dudes won't shut the fuck up when the show starts. Dudes that linger around for the whole countdown saying and tipping nothing but then they get all chatty at the worst time.

 

[DivSavel]

I am SO EXCITED. Really, this is the first time I've ever actually gotten this on MFC and I heard other girls talking about it. I was starting to not feel like a special nerdy snowflake anymore!

(In PM)
Member: You're so not a nerd. I'll test you if you allow me to test you.
Divahkiin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Member: You have to respond immediately or you'll have googled it
Divahkiin: Are you serious? I don't care.
Member: What is Superman's real name?
Member: 3
Member: 2
Member: 1
Member: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Member: You lose.
Member: Do you want to continue?

I actually legitimately loled.

First: It's Kal-El. He was expecting me to say Clark Kent because that's Superman's human alter-ego.
Second: Even if I DIDN'T know, all that would prove is that I don't know much about Superman. So what?

But ohmigod he thinks I'm too pretty/effeminate to be a nerd I FEEL LIKE A SNOWFLAKE AGAIN :dance:

 

[Shaun__]

I am SO EXCITED. Really, this is the first time I've ever actually gotten this on MFC and I heard other girls talking about it. I was starting to not feel like a special nerdy snowflake anymore!

(In PM)
Member: You're so not a nerd. I'll test you if you allow me to test you.
Divahkiin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Member: You have to respond immediately or you'll have googled it
Divahkiin: Are you serious? I don't care.
Member: What is Superman's real name?
Member: 3
Member: 2
Member: 1
Member: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Member: You lose.
Member: Do you want to continue?

I actually legitimately loled.

First: It's Kal-El. He was expecting me to say Clark Kent because that's Superman's human alter-ego.
Second: Even if I DIDN'T know, all that would prove is that I don't know much about Superman. So what?

But ohmigod he thinks I'm too pretty/effeminate to be a nerd I FEEL LIKE A SNOWFLAKE AGAIN :dance:

Why do people do that? When I was in school I was called nerd, because the other kids were horrible little monsters who wanted to hurt me. Now people want to turn it into a secret society with no women in it.

 

[Leon_Omega]

I am SO EXCITED. Really, this is the first time I've ever actually gotten this on MFC and I heard other girls talking about it. I was starting to not feel like a special nerdy snowflake anymore!

(In PM)
Member: You're so not a nerd. I'll test you if you allow me to test you.
Divahkiin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Member: You have to respond immediately or you'll have googled it
Divahkiin: Are you serious? I don't care.
Member: What is Superman's real name?
Member: 3
Member: 2
Member: 1
Member: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Member: You lose.
Member: Do you want to continue?

I actually legitimately loled.

First: It's Kal-El. He was expecting me to say Clark Kent because that's Superman's human alter-ego.
Second: Even if I DIDN'T know, all that would prove is that I don't know much about Superman. So what?

But ohmigod he thinks I'm too pretty/effeminate to be a nerd I FEEL LIKE A SNOWFLAKE AGAIN :dance:

Why do people do that? When I was in school I was called nerd, because the other kids were horrible little monsters who wanted to hurt me. Now people want to turn it into a secret society with no women in it.

Simply put, some of the bullied have become the bullies. There also seems to be a self-loathing aspect to it, that no one attractive could ever be one of them.

It's kinda funny to me, though. The idea that there are guys out there who have spent most of their lives as social outcasts suddenly being presented with an attractive member of the opposite gender saying "hey, I share interests with you, yo! We should hang out and shit." and seeing their brains (which they pride themselves on because nerds) not being able to process the scenario.

I also like how the idea that there is such a thing as a "fake nerd" implies that there is a point that every prospective nerd has to pass in order to be considered a real nerd. Like there's an entry exam (which apparently is only one question about an internationally recognized cultural icon as opposed to something, say, actually obscure) or a shadowy council of "über-nerds" who sit in eternally poorly lit rooms like some kind of reverse illuminati that make the decision on who does and does not get to wear the social label of "nerd" as if it fucking matters.

Also, I'd think that one can be a nerd about many different things, not everyone likes comic books, moreover, not everyone who likes comic books likes Superman. What if Divah had been one of the (admittedly probably few) people who had been able to somehow avoid knowledge about Superman despite 6 mainstream movies, several TV shows, cartoons, lunch boxes, references, Nic Cage naking his son Kal-el, nearly 8 decades worth of comics and tons more of obscure shit that I'm not going to bother to Google? Or *le GASP!* be unable to recall an trivial detail that surely doesn't pop up much in daily life? What then? Would she have fallen under a gypsy curse that made her instantly lose all interest in anything even tangentally nerd-related? Would she have had to go on walkabout in order to finde herself anew? Would a group of men in white coats have burst into the room and taken her to a "nerd re-education camp" where her mind would be conditioned into a database of information that all nerds need to be able to recall at any given time with but a moment's notice?

Actually, hold on. Superman is so ubiquitous that the producers of the 90s animated series didn't even feel the need to include his name in the opening credit sequence. When Superman renounced his American citizenship as part of a story arc in his comic, it made headlines, it was national news. That's how well-known Superman is. And this guy, this fucking guy, thinks it's okay to hinge someone's potential nerdiness on a question about the most recognizable fictional character on the planet? A REAL nerd would have come up with a better question, tbh

Posted for relevance because Div's reaction to the guy reminded me of this:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Annoying when dudes won't shut the fuck up when the show starts. Dudes that linger around for the whole countdown saying and tipping nothing but then they get all chatty at the worst time.

And then they proceed to describe everything they see...

Look at those big titties hanging down!!!!!
Look at her sucking on that toy!!!!!
Look at that blue paint on the wall behind her!!!!!!

 

[JimsX]

Annoying when dudes won't shut the fuck up when the show starts. Dudes that linger around for the whole countdown saying and tipping nothing but then they get all chatty at the worst time.

And then they proceed to describe everything they see...

Look at those big titties hanging down!!!!!
Look at her sucking on that toy!!!!!
Look at that blue paint on the wall behind her!!!!!!

I know a prem who does that even when the model is clothed and chatting. He seems to think he is helping her by pointing out her assets to rest of us ... who are apparently all blind.

 

[DivSavel]

Also, I'd think that one can be a nerd about many different things, not everyone likes comic books, moreover, not everyone who likes comic books likes Superman. What if Divah had been one of the (admittedly probably few) people who had been able to somehow avoid knowledge about Superman despite 6 mainstream movies, several TV shows, cartoons, lunch boxes, references, Nic Cage naking his son Kal-el, nearly 8 decades worth of comics and tons more of obscure shit that I'm not going to bother to Google?

It would have broken his little black heart to know that I do know Superman's real name, and the only thing I've really seen Superman related is the movies. I've read plenty of comics but never Superman.

But didn't you know, Leon? There is a list of TRUE NERD™ topics that are approved by the Board of Nerds. Superman, Chemistry jokes, Star Trek, digits of pi, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to name a few. If you don't spend time studying obscure facts of all of the TRUE NERD™ topics, you will be deemed inadequate and barred from taking the Board of Nerds exam for another 3 years.

Seriously though. Growing up as a kid bullied by "normal kids" who thought I was some sort of social freak, it's weird to see this. Now that being nerdy is some sort of cool fad the tables have turned. First being harassed for being a dork and now being harassed for being a potential fake dork? The world needs to slow the fuck down and refine its hate a little.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I've never had to prove my nerdiness, but I'd ask if being bullied for the better part of a decade is proof enough. I still can't wrap my head around glasses and being a nerd being "cool"

 

[Leon_Omega]

But didn't you know, Leon? There is a list of TRUE NERD™ topics that are approved by the Board of Nerds. Superman, Chemistry jokes, Star Trek, digits of pi, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to name a few. If you don't spend time studying obscure facts of all of the TRUE NERD™ topics, you will be deemed inadequate and barred from taking the Board of Nerds exam for another 3 years.

Seriously though. Growing up as a kid bullied by "normal kids" who thought I was some sort of social freak, it's weird to see this. Now that being nerdy is some sort of cool fad the tables have turned. First being harassed for being a dork and now being harassed for being a potential fake dork? The world needs to slow the fuck down and refine its hate a little.

D: I do now! And I should probably bone up on my digits of Pi...

Yeah, I really don't understand this trend. I get that there's a degree of hoping you're not just pretending in order to have them swarm around you (like geeks would NEVER normally do around an attractive woman *cough*), but surely they can see that this kind of behavior is off-putting at best, hypocritical at worst.

Oh well, we can but hope the next generation (see, Star Trek reference! I'm a real nerd, yay!) of nerds will end up being more mature than this one.

I still can't wrap my head around glasses and being a nerd being "cool"

I think this is because it's both more socially accepted nowadays (mentioning that you play D&D doesn't automatically get you branded as a Satanist anymore) and that we're all more connected with the rest of the world because of the internet. Just look at how many big film releases we've gotten in the past decade and a half, and then at how many are still on the cards for release in the next few years. Geek culture is big business and more and more people allow their nerd colors to show sinply because it doesn't get you cast out anymore.

It's similar to how sometimes you'll hear people saying that it seems like there are more gay people around, when in reality they've just become more visible because the social stigma has lessened (so it gets easier to come out as opposed to a few decades ago) and it's easier to "bump into one" online because we've all gotten used to talking with people all over the world. I mean, I just reponded to two people across the Atlantic ocean, and once I hit send you both will nearly instantly be able to read it.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Something that happens far too often: a troll pops into my room, I promptly pay them no heed, apart from a possible eye roll at how un-creative they are, and as I ban or ignore them, or after, half the room either defends me against the troll, or advises to "just ignore the haters". Um.... That's what I did. Stop drawing more attention to them so they'll go back under their bridge!

 

[JimsX]

Something that happens far too often: a troll pops into my room, I promptly pay them no heed, apart from a possible eye roll at how un-creative they are, and as I ban or ignore them, or after, half the room either defends me against the troll, or advises to "just ignore the haters". Um.... That's what I did. Stop drawing more attention to them so they'll go back under their bridge!

I sort of understand the urge for white knights to defend models, but yeah, that is precisely what the troll wants. Why give it to him? :roll:

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

Assuming a model is doing something wrong and is not worth watching/tipping if she has a low camscore. I've seen lots of excellent models in the 500-1000 camscore range who are pretty and have great personalities. Sometimes it's just luck and with so many models online at any given time, a girl can get lost in the shuffle.

 

[Leon_Omega]

Something that happens far too often: a troll pops into my room, I promptly pay them no heed, apart from a possible eye roll at how un-creative they are, and as I ban or ignore them, or after, half the room either defends me against the troll, or advises to "just ignore the haters". Um.... That's what I did. Stop drawing more attention to them so they'll go back under their bridge!

I sort of understand the urge for white knights to defend models, but yeah, that is precisely what the troll wants. Why give it to him? :roll:

Don't be too quick to pull the white knight card. Not everyone who goed troll hunting does it because they believe the damsel needs to be protected. I mean, I swat mosquitoes because they annoy me, not because I think they're a threat to mankind's continued survival

 

[SaffronBurke]

Something that happens far too often: a troll pops into my room, I promptly pay them no heed, apart from a possible eye roll at how un-creative they are, and as I ban or ignore them, or after, half the room either defends me against the troll, or advises to "just ignore the haters". Um.... That's what I did. Stop drawing more attention to them so they'll go back under their bridge!

I sort of understand the urge for white knights to defend models, but yeah, that is precisely what the troll wants. Why give it to him? :roll:

Don't be too quick to pull the white knight card. Not everyone who goed troll hunting does it because they believe the damsel needs to be protected. I mean, I swat mosquitoes because they annoy me, not because I think they're a threat to mankind's continued survival

Just don't do it, or if you for some reason feel the urge, please, for the love of everything, do not do it in the model's chat, especially if she's just letting it roll off her back. It fucks up the room atmosphere, changing it from whatever mood she was keeping it at to "grab your torches and pitchforks, time to kill the troll!" Even if you don't intend to come across as a white knight, that's EXACTLY what you're gonna look like. Don't do it.

 

[Leon_Omega]

Just don't do it, or if you for some reason feel the urge, please, for the love of everything, do not do it in the model's chat, especially if she's just letting it roll off her back. It fucks up the room atmosphere, changing it from whatever mood she was keeping it at to "grab your torches and pitchforks, time to kill the troll!" Even if you don't intend to come across as a white knight, that's EXACTLY what you're gonna look like. Don't do it.

But...but they're so tempting to make fun of! :<

Seriously, though, if the model's not visibly showing a reaction, then I don't see a reason to do so myself. Hell, it could be an elaborate in-joke for all I know.

 

[AedanRayne]

Just don't do it, or if you for some reason feel the urge, please, for the love of everything, do not do it in the model's chat, especially if she's just letting it roll off her back. It fucks up the room atmosphere, changing it from whatever mood she was keeping it at to "grab your torches and pitchforks, time to kill the troll!" Even if you don't intend to come across as a white knight, that's EXACTLY what you're gonna look like. Don't do it.

But...but they're so tempting to make fun of! :<

Seriously, though, if the model's not visibly showing a reaction, then I don't see a reason to do so myself. Hell, it could be an elaborate in-joke for all I know.

Even if the model is showing a reaction, it's probably best to let it slide. I prefer to handle trolls or dick heads myself. It can throw off the dynamic in the room and even if you have the best of intentions - it can attract more trolls.

 

[LilLitaRose]

Just don't do it, or if you for some reason feel the urge, please, for the love of everything, do not do it in the model's chat, especially if she's just letting it roll off her back. It fucks up the room atmosphere, changing it from whatever mood she was keeping it at to "grab your torches and pitchforks, time to kill the troll!" Even if you don't intend to come across as a white knight, that's EXACTLY what you're gonna look like. Don't do it.

But...but they're so tempting to make fun of! :<

Seriously, though, if the model's not visibly showing a reaction, then I don't see a reason to do so myself. Hell, it could be an elaborate in-joke for all I know.

Even if the model is showing a reaction, it's probably best to let it slide. I prefer to handle trolls or dick heads myself. It can throw off the dynamic in the room and even if you have the best of intentions - it can attract more trolls.

For me, with trolls, I tend to either ignore them fully, or just tell them to try harder and ban. I never try to incite my room to do anything, because I've seen rooms where the regs got used to mocking trolls, and would sometimes mistake a newbie for a troll, and chase new people out of a models room.
That can be super scary D:

 

[JoleneBrody]

Nothing kills the vibe of a room, or guarantees a model will stop being tipped than a group effort troll hunt.

Unless the model encourages members to join in, do not engage. You are actually taking money out of her pocket with every comment you make. I don't think any member who likes to do this want's the model to make less because of it.