Avenue Q: The Internet Is For Porn Song
Kate: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna to teach something relevent. Something modern. The internet!
Kate: The internet is really really great
Trekkie monster: for porn
Kate:I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
Trekkie:For porn
Kate:What? There's always some new site
Trekkie:For porn!
Kate:I browse all day and night
Trekkie:For porn!
Kate:It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate:Trekkie!
Trekkie:The internet is for porn
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie:The internet is for porn
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why do you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
Kate:Trekkie!
Trekkie:Oh hello Kate monster
Kate: You are ruining my song
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Kate: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okay, dokey
Kate: Good! I’m glad we have this new technology
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: ah. Which gives us untold opportunities
Trekkie: For por—oops, sorry
Kate: From you own desktop
Trekkie: For ---
Kate: You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie:The internet is for porn!
Kate: Nooooooo
Trekkie:The internet if for porn!
Kate: Trekkie
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn
Kate: That’s gross. Your a pervert
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
Kate: No really, your a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Trekkie: OOOOhhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Ready normal people?
Normal people: Ready --- ready ---- ready
Trekkie: Let me hear it!
Trekkie + guys: The internet is for porn!
Princetonn: Sorry Kate:
Trekkie + guys The internet is for porn!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie + guys: All these guys unzip their flies. For porn, porn, porn!
Kate: The internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie + guys: PORN, PORN, P---
Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Rob: That’s correct
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon dot com
Brian: Sure
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton: True
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, What you think he do . . .after? hmm? laugh
Princeton: Yeah
Kate:: EEEEWWWWW!
Trekkie + guys: The internet is for porn!
Kate: GROSS!
Trekkie + guys: The internet is for porn!
Kate:I hate porn
Trekkie + guys: Grab your dick and double click! For porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I hate you men!
Kate: I’m leaving!
Kate: I hate the internet!
Trekkie + guys: PORN, PORN, PORN, PORN
The internet is for
The internet is for
The internet is for PORN!
YEAH!