What is the most annoying thing a model can do?

[Vera]

@Bocefish I don't know how I can ever emotionally recover from that one. Really, it's too much for my little heart to handle. Not... interested?!

Anyway. I didn't drag it back to me personally though I did recount my experiences. You, however, did completely write off an entire group of models discussing their stances on OMBs so. Yeah. At best you are lowering your pool of cool models to watch, here... Models who don't use the hated OMBs.

Whatever, you do you. Camland would probably be more fun for you, as a paying customer, if you just adopted the "don't like it, don't look at it" policy though I do understand how annoying the OMB group can be to those paying customers who are not into it. Still, vent away but live and let live. Everyone has bills to pay.

 

[Bocefish]

lol... the most annoying thing a model can do is conflate this thread with my jj that knows me.

 

[Magnolia]

This thread is my favorite when it's raining outside.



Please, go on.

 

[Vera]

My dear sir you are going to have to elaborate on this JJ. Is this Jolene? I am assuming not. A programmable sex doll? The next SleepNumber bed? An MP3 player? Could pass for a beta version of a Zune.

Now I am just curious.

 

[Bocefish]

My dear sir you are going to have to elaborate on this JJ. Is this Jolene? I am assuming not. A programmable sex doll? The next SleepNumber bed? An MP3 player? Could pass for a beta version of a Zune.

Now I am just curious.

You don't have the code so kindly FUCK OFF!!!

 

[Bocefish]

@Bocefish I don't know how I can ever emotionally recover from that one. Really, it's too much for my little heart to handle. Not... interested?!

Anyway. I didn't drag it back to me personally though I did recount my experiences. You, however, did completely write off an entire group of models discussing their stances on OMBs so. Yeah. At best you are lowering your pool of cool models to watch, here... Models who don't use the hated OMBs.

Whatever, you do you. Camland would probably be more fun for you, as a paying customer, if you just adopted the "don't like it, don't look at it" policy though I do understand how annoying the OMB group can be to those paying customers who are not into it. Still, vent away but live and let live. Everyone has bills to pay.

Did I ask for your opinion?

Annoying bitch comes to mind.

Did I make you read this thread?

 

[Vera]

@Bocefish I hate to say it but you are gonna have to try a lot harder there if ya wanna hurt my feelings. I am an annoying bitch professionally, it's essentially a compliment. (Though my clients have to pay for it, lucky you.)

Go to bed, man. It's late. None of this is personal and the above paragraph is very tongue in cheek. You are the one repeatedly quoting me, and I am just vaguely amused at this point. This was posted on a public forum so ya gotta be prepared for a variety of viewpoints because asking for outside opinions is implicit. It's all cool, I think a lot of us get dumb on here.

I am going to bed. Consider it a conciliation if it soothes the ego but truthfully I have an appointment early tomorrow. Don't take stuff to heart, it's the interbutts.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Y
All sarcastic jokes aside. I get you guys want authentic shit. I feel for you. I want my spank material to have real orgasms too. There is nothing worse then watching a girl lick above the clit while I watch the other girl convulse. But there are girls who do really use those toys and enjoy them. The OhMiBod is okay, but I prefer the Lush. Add the Lush and a Magic Wand. *Now excuse me while I talk graphic detail what it does to my cunt.*

You know when you got a girl really going, and her pussy looks super swollen and aroused. Her wetness feels like velvet amd she is just soaking wet. Each time she cums, she just gets wetter and wetter. It's fucking amazing isn't. I love doing it to girls too. I'm not trying to sell you guys into my shows. I just really like how it feels.

I..I almost feel like I owe you something for that.

 

[Lexi Emerson]

This thread is my favorite when it's raining outside.

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Please, go on.

Fuck you now I want cheesy popcorn.

But srsly thanks to a couple of you being a little cray cray about someone explaining and disagreeing with you, it made my night a whole lot better.

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

But...

The math is clear...

Am raising puppy now. You surely have never had a puppy then! Lol

Puppies are annoying af. I said it. /thread

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Puppies are annoying af. I said it.

 

[gudheadt]

You don't have the code so kindly FUCK OFF!!!

I think bocefish needs a snicker

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Am raising puppy now. You surely have never had a puppy then! Lol

Puppies are annoying af. I said it. /thread

Hey...hey anyone here ever randomly changed dog food when it was still a pup? Seriously I swear I'll never figure out how only a lil will go in, but so much more comes out! ;

I'll pet other's puppehs, but never again. XD

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

also problems i noticede where if someone tipped lets say for a big lvl vibration, and while it where going off someone tipped 1 token, the 1 token tip would over rule it. which made me feel really bad. it might have gotten fixed but that where what i noticede back when i did it.

that'll only happen if you have the 'queue' function turned off.

 

[AudriTwo]

Bully much?
Keep on giving me more proof.

Did I ask for your opinion?

Annoying bitch comes to mind.

Did I make you read this thread?

It seems like the only bully here is you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

Well, in her defense, I do know of a Streamate model who was once suspended for having her dog on cam (despite the fact that other models have done/do the same).

she just said she doesn't like having them on cam.
maybe it's an anonymity thing (if she doesn't keep the cats indoors all the time). so I respect the decision of course, it's just no fun. I'll always tip for kitties who upstage the show

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

Any member that complains about what we discussed. Tokens talk. If it did not work, then models would not do it. If you want to see the end of it, then you and other complainers should tip appropiately. As it is, it is other members tipping that leads to this behavior.

agreed.
you see 'cum denial' and 'instacum' on many many menus. I'm sure they would be very happy to add 'ohmibod/lovense denial' to the list if you dropped 2K tks upfront to stop them from making money off of it 1tk at a time for the rest of the day.

 

[AmberCutie]

Gonna start requiring a breathalyzer for some of you crotchety ol' folks before you can hit POST REPLY...

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

Maybe it's just me, but I hate super up-close shots of spread pussy. It's like just flipping through cams and then suddenly BAM giant vag. I'm not the target audience tho so I assume guys find it hot? Idk.

sure.
I mean, if you could get a 6' tall monitor, and stream life-sized porn on it, you wouldn't need a close up, it would all be in high fidelity and you could look at whatever you like and see it well, but as it stands, the close up is about the only way you can get good resolution views of whatever you wanna see. if it's a nice [to my preferences] pussy, the better I can see it the better. just not _forever_.

 

[JoleneBrody]

This isn't fun banter at all.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Do you think 4000 is a lot? That's not even half my rent.

That's.... My phone bill.

 

[Hollydawl]

And I'm not even referencing 1 token tips. I'm talking about throwing 10 tokens her way.

Because I know some still have the misconceptions you mentioned, single digit token tips are reserved for models that I have some sort of rapport with and there is something beyond the face value of the tip involved.

So does this mean if you get a lot of 1 tokens in a row the tipper likes your personality/rapport and wants to engage you more? Instead of throwing a 10 token tip cuz a model is hot then immediately leaving the room?

 

[yummybrownfox]

she just said she doesn't like having them on cam.
maybe it's an anonymity thing (if she doesn't keep the cats indoors all the time). so I respect the decision of course, it's just no fun. I'll always tip for kitties who upstage the show

Not to mention sickos who would blurt out some sick shit like "How much to ____ your dog?" SMH.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Do you think 4000 is a lot? That's not even half my rent.

Yeah, that's only like 1/5 of my rent. :/

 

[yummybrownfox]

I think bocefish needs a snicker

I've been telling this ("You seem cranky (mad). Have a Snickers.") to quite a few people on Facebook who like to "slut shame" and call people names.

 

[Val Vega]

Not to mention sickos who would blurt out some sick shit like "How much to ____ your dog?" SMH.

Seriously! It is probably a weekly thing now that I get asked if I'd do a dog and/or a family member.

 

[Serenity_Tam]

Penis.


When i am scrolling through twitter all safe and happy and adult posts are typically hidden and BAM a model i follow posts a members dick pic. To shame/rate whatevs.

And it's never a nicely take picture. Dude always lives in a mess or you can see his hairy toes under the dick. Or his legs are hairier than mine and grosssssss

Like you didn't want to see it why you making the rest of us suffer through that....That... Egh.... Like at leaast hide the pic.

 

[EspiKvlt]

Not to mention sickos who would blurt out some sick shit like "How much to ____ your dog?" SMH.

Seriously. I love putting my cats on cam but have to mentally prepare myself for the same overused "haha nice pussy" jokes that every single person thinks they made up.

And... that other gross thing that I don't even want to type.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This isn't fun banter at all.

I've been trying with Puppy Power. Do we need to break out the My Little Pony gifs?
My Little Pony Puppy exists, so there is an easy transition over if we need to.

 

[AudriTwo]

Penis.


When i am scrolling through twitter all safe and happy and adult posts are typically hidden and BAM a model i follow posts a members dick pic. To shame/rate whatevs.

And it's never a nicely take picture. Dude always lives in a mess or you can see his hairy toes under the dick. Or his legs are hairier than mine and grosssssss

Like you didn't want to see it why you making the rest of us suffer through that....That... Egh.... Like at leaast hide the pic.

What if I said I was opening DMs and said I will post any dic pics I get and I make funny pictures in MSPaint. Because this is how this happened:

Spoiler: Dick pic